Me: Ugh! No one is online 😣

*scrolls the posts in Instagram*

Me: *yawns* So boring...IDEA!

*Opens Google assistant*

Me: Hi

Google assistant: óla, that's hello in Portuguese. How can I help? 😊

Me: 💢Let's play a game.

Google: Ok! So what would you like to play?

Me: Santa Quiz😁

Google: Great! 1. What does santa wear on his head?

Me: *thinks* Your lingerie 😒

Google: green hat , a red and white hat or yellow hat?

Me: A red and white hat

Google: Wow! Great job! 2. How many points does snowflakes have?

Me: 6

Google: The judges said "Yes!"

Me: What is my brother's name?

Google: Sorry I don't know but I'll remember if you say. So, what's your brother's name

Me: *gulps* *says my ex crush's name* SK

Google: Do you mean your contact named SK?
*Shows his name in my contact*

Me: 😨😨*thinks* You Stalker!!!

Me: 😶😶😶

Google: Sorry is it yes or no?
*Shows this phone number*

Me: Yes

Google: *sets brother in relationship in my contact*

Me: *eyes wide open* 😫😫😫 he is my ex crush!

Google: ok I'll remember that SK is my ex crush

Me: No, forget it

Google: Done, it's forgotten

Me: 😅😅😅

Me: Who is my brother?

Google: SK

Me: 💢 NOOOOO!

Google: You are right! Maybe I didn't understand, will you tell me again?😊

Me: SK is my worst enemy

Google: ...

Me: Did you get it?

Google: ...

Me: Hello?

Google: ...

Me: YOU ARE SO CHEAP!!

Google: ...

Me: 😬😬😬

Google: ...

Me: Don't try to test my patience! 😠

Google: Sorry, I don't understand

Me: 😨😨*thinks* No, I can't control anymore! I will kill him!! Ok ok, cool MG cool!

Me: *extra sweetly* It was fun to play Santa Quiz 😊 *in mind* 😡😡😡

Google: Thanks

Me: Your welcome ❤

Google: How polite!

Me: 😊😊😊

Google: *General information about smiling emoji*

Me: 💢💢💢Cool down *to myself*

Me: That's nice of you googy

Google: Thanks

Me: You are so sweet

Google: You are sweet to say that

Me: Am I a good person?

Google: Well, I like you!

Me: *thinks* 😶😶😶 Sare harami ek jaise hei hote hai 😡 (All sinner are of same kind)

Google: 😊😊😊

Me: 😒Pervert!

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