Let's start:

Me: *having lunch*

Mom: Why are you rubbing your back continuously?

Me: It's hurts!

Mom: Why suddenly?

Me: Seems like I'm going to grow wings! 😍

Mom: 😓😓😓

Me: 😏Yay!

Mom:😕😕 ok ok now eat the lunch!

Me: Mom you know I learned lots of things today.

Mom: 😊😊 That's good! What did you learned?

Me: I learned many magic spells! 😄

Mom: 😑😑😑 What nonsense?

Me: It's not nonsense! It's true!

Mom: Are you a child? Who believes in all this?

Me: Mom! Magic really exists!! 😣

Mom: 😒😒 Whatever! Now eat !

Me: Off-ho, you know magic are-

Mom: *brings a stick* Are you going to eat or not?!

Me: MOMMA!!! *snatches the stick*

Mom: 😵 What happened?

Me: Don't touch it! It's magical!

Mom: 😦 magical stick?

Me: 😫 it's not a stick! It's my magic Wand!

Mom: 😧😧😧 Eh?

Me: I made it by rubbing the sand paper with the stick and chanting a magic spell! You shouldn't touch something so special!! 😡

Mom: 😟😟 Are you becoming mad?

Me: No, I fell from the bed and lost my mind *sarcastically*

Mom: 😒 Stop this crap!

Me: 😌😌😌

Mom: Now will you care to eat the lunch?!

Me: Yea sure- What?! Cabbage?! 😲😟

Mom: 😏 You have Magic Wand right? Then change it into pasta 😪

Mom: 😶🤐🤐

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