Dad: I prepared the lunch since your mom isn't home 🙃

Me: Doesn't sound promising but okay 🤨

Dad: I cooked your favourite 😊

Me: Really? What is it?! 😲

Dad: 😃 Guess guess

Me: Hmmmm, Pizza?!!! 😳

Dad: 👻 nope

Me: Then something with paneer?? 🤩

Dad: Nopeee 👻

Me: Umm...fried rice?! 😆

Dad: Lol nope👻

Me: Vada Pav?! 👀

Dad: 👻 NaHBro 

Me: Kebabs?!

Dad: 👻 Nuh-huh

Me: Tandoori Chicken? Fried dumplings? Tacos? Butter naan? Manchurian? Paneer Butter Masala? Dhokla? Biriyani??? 👀

Dad: *shakes head as no* 👻👻

Me: .....then what is it? 😶

Dad: Potato fries 😆😆😆 (Not french fries!! It's different!)

[Tn//: Aalu Bhaja 🙂]

Me: .....💀💀💀💀 Wut-

Dad: AHAHAHA! Surprised, right? I know that 😌😌

Me: Yeah, surprise of the year 🤡

Dad: Hahaha, you seems to excited! Let's go home and have it

Me: 🤡 surely, too excited 🤡

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