*phone rings*

Me: Hello?

Random lady with a super sweet voice: Hello! Am I talking to Mahasweta of class 12, roll no. 23, date of birth— blah blah bah? *gives my full bio data*

Me: no *hangs up*

...

After some time:

Mom: Hey! Someone called, asking for you *hands her phone to me*

Me: Jeez, hello?

Random lady with a super sweet voice: Hello! Am I talking to Mahasweta of class 12, roll no—

Me: Yes, what is it?

Random lady: Well, it came to our notice that you're one of our selective students from the most notorious and annoying batch of class 12

Me: ....okay-

Random lady: So, it also came to our notice that you're doing good in every subjects except physics

Me: Okay

Random lady: Your physics marks are quite unstable!

Me: Bruh, you should come see my life

Random lady: ... anyways, may I know why your physics marks are like this?

Me: I feel lazy to calculate

Random lady: ...*coughs* I hope we won't see this problem later

Me: Meh

Random lady: Can I talk to your mom?

Me: She is busy

My mom: *staring at me, trying to guess what we are talking about*

Random lady: okay-

*Hangs up*

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