Peter P.O.V.

Me and the web-shitting asshole are in position waiting for his que, My job is to make sure this asshole doesn't screw anything up or switch sides.

"Hey, penis film this for me will ya." Flash handed me his phone.

"Fuck you."

"come on."

"Fuck you side ways."

"come man, help a brother out."

"Fuck you, with Captain tiny dick." I said blandly, trying to focus.

"You take that back, he doesn't have a tiny dick." he hissed at me, I snapped my head at him while giving him a look.

"And how would you know that?" I asked dumbfounded that he actually said that.

"Nevermind that, a thousand bucks if you do this." He said, completely embarrassed. he gave me the money and the phone.

"Hey peeps it you main man spidey, here in Leipzig-Halle. Okay, there's Captain America, Iron Man, Black Widow. Whoa. Who's that new guy?."

" Underoos!" Tony called out.

"Oh, that's me. I gotta go. I gotta go. wish me luck peeps." flash jumped away. I turn the camera toward me.

"Just to let you know he is an asshole, a complete utter asshole." I said to the camera.

Time skip.

We finished the fight but sadly with help both spidey and widow, Cap and boy toy escape. Now we're back hotel and sadly I have to share room with the little shit who won't shut the fuck up.

"It was the most amazing thing that's ever happened! So Mr. Stark was like, "Hey, Underoos!" and I just sort of flipped in and I stole Cap's shield. I was like, "Hey, what's up, everybody?" And then..." Flash kept talking.

"Flash please shut the fuck up and go to sleep." I snarled. There was a knock on the door great now.

"Hey, just a second! Coming!" The asshole he backflipped to the door and opened it. Out came Happy in a bathrobe.

"Hey." Flash said

"We have thin walls here." Happy said annoyed.

"Sorry I was trying to shut this asshole up, but he wouldn't budge, dude are you sure their no other room i can stay in." I plead with a guy.

" Sorry kid, tell you what I'll let you room with me." he offered. with that I practically ran out the door/

Times Skip

I rode back home with Stark and the other, telling us we did a good job. I couldn't give two shits about it . I only did it to see my mom again.

" What are you doing, a little video diary?" Tony asked as he noticed a flash on his phone.

"Yes." Flash looks embarrassed for being caught.

"It's all right. I'd probably do the same." Tony said. I gave him a look and he secretly shook his head at me.

"I told him not to do it. He was filming everything." Happy said while driving.

"No offense Hap but flash is never good at listening to people.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You know what? We should actually... We should make an alibi video for your Mom anyway. You ready?" Tony suggested.

"Yeah, okay." Flash points the camera to tony.

" Hey, Linda. How are you doing? What are you wearing? Something skimpy, I hope." Tony said. I burst out laughing. Flash gave Tony a look of betrayal.

After a long and grueling hour of driving we finally make it to the douchebag house.

"Do me a favor, though. Happy's kind of your point guy on this. Don't stress him out. Don't do anything stupid. I've seen his cardiogram. All right?" Ton said.

"Yes sir." Flash said

"I'll make sure he doesn't do anything stupid." I said, Tony nodded at me.

"Don't do anything I would do, and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a... There's a little grey area in there, and that's where you operate." tony continued

"Wait, does that mean that I'm an Avenger?" Flash asked cockily.

"No," Tony said blunty.

"Thank god.

"Hey," Flash whined. "So when's, when's our next... When's our next "retreat," you know? Like..."

"What, next mission?" Tony asked, Didn't the moron hear he was not an avenger?

"Yeah, the mission. The missions." Flash said exciting.

"We'll call you." Tony said tiredly

"Do you have my numbers?" flash asked, starting to annoy Tony.

"For god sake." I grab the back of flash's shirt and toss him out of the car then kick him toward his house. "See you stark."

"Wait, Peter, give me like a month to see if I can get your mother at least joint custody of you." Tony said. I nodded then left just to wait mom we'll see each one day.

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