Literally none of this matches up with the actual timeline but whatever ion give a shit.

Hope you enjoy!

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Peter always felt like something was missing without his father. And now he finally found him. He felt whole again. 

Peter slowly let go of Thor and handed his hammer back. 

"It's been way too long, father." 

"It has, hasn't it?" Thor said with a mighty laugh.

"What happened to your hair? Didn't it use to be longer?"

Right when Thor was about to open his mouth to answer, a new voice erupted out of the tour group next to him. 

"No, no, no, no, no, this can't be true! He's lying! It's all fake!" Flash shouted.

Everyone looked at him, weirdly. Did he not see the proof like a minute ago?

"Penis Parker is NOT a demigod, he's too weak and stupid and annoying! He can't be the son of Thor!?"

Thor turned towards him, his eyes holding a menacing stare. His eyes turned a frightening blue, as he pointed his hammer at Flash, the lightning right in front of his face.

"Think before you speak, child. I will not hesitate to smite you."

 Flash gulped as he nodded his head. Thor leaned down next to his ear and whispered the words that Flash would remember for the rest of his life. 

"And if you ever speak illy of Peter again, I will see to it that you die a slow and painful death." Thor muttered darkly only for Flash to hear. Too bad Peter had super-hearing. 

"Dad, you can't threaten minors..." Peter said clenching his teeth at Flash.

"Oh what does it matter, I am a god!" Thor said with a mighty laugh that shook the entire room. He put his hands on Peter's shoulders. 

"We need to catch up! Tell me some of the marvelous stories of this beautiful world that you have experienced, son." Thor led Peter out of the room. No one even seemed to want to tell Thor that Peter needed permission to leave. They were way too scared of getting electrocuted.

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Thor and Peter sat on the couch and caught up on almost everything. 

"So you're saying..." Thor said eyebrows furrowing in confusion. "That you are a half spider, half god, half human?"

"Uh... Too many halves, father, but yes, essentially I am." 

"And you're saying that you parade around in a tight suit and help the citizens of this lovely state?"

"Uh... yea?"

"WONDERFUL! I am SO PROUD OF YOU, SON!"

Peter chuckled covering his ears for a quick second.

"Oh was I too loud? I'm sorry, Peter."

"It's alright, I just have sensitive hearing. Perks of being part spider, I guess." Peter said with a laugh. 

Thor nodded his head in understanding. 

"Hey, you know what I've always wanted to do?" Peter asked. Thor looked over at him.

"Play catch with my dad!"

"What is this - catch, you speak of?" 

"Oh, basically we just pass a ball back and forth to each other, it's fun! Like a father-son bonding activity, I guess." Peter said as he got a baseball. He turned around to see Thor holding a ball of lightning.

"So cool!" Peter said tossing the baseball to the ground as he caught the ball of lightning his dad threw at him. Peter threw it back with a laugh. 

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Soon, the game turned from light and playful to extreme and intense. They were really going at it. 

Peter was on the wall dodging lightning attacks from Thor. Peter quickly summoned Mjolnir, right as Thor summoned Stormbreaker. Peter spun in the air and threw some lightning at Thor. Thor dodged out of the way before shooting more balls of lightning at his son. As a counter attack, Peter summoned a bolt of lightning that went through the ceiling and shocked Thor. 

Thor stood back up before saying, "Great job, son! I'm so proud!"

Peter stopped fighting and looked at him with glossy eyes, "R-really?"

"Yes!" Thor responded as he chucked a mix of lightning and Stormbreaker at Peter, catching him off guard. 

"Hey!" Peter said dodging out of the way. 

He jumped up in the air and summoned as much lightning as he could and slammed the hammer down on Thor's head. At least he tried to, but instead Thor stopped it with his hand. 

He kicked Peter to the wall and held Stormbreaker to his neck. 

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The rest of the Avengers were training in the training facilities when FRIDAY informed them of what was happening in the living room.

"Sir, I think Thor is trying to kill Peter." She said in a slightly worried tone.

"WHAT!?!" Everyone shouted as they raced to the elevator. They quickly climbed out to see a completely scorched living room and Thor holding Stormbreaker to Peter's neck. Thor seemed to be smiling evilly, at least that's what they interpreted. Tony donned his armor and raised his gauntlet.

"Now what do you think-" Tony was cut off by Peter. 

Suddenly Peter's eyes turned blue and lightning surrounded him as he used it to push Thor out of the way. The lightning crackled around him as he summoned Mjolnir as Thor stood up with a smirk.  

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Peter quickly threw Mjolnir at Thor. Thor jumped out of the way, and it instead flew towards the Avengers, who were right behind him. 

"Shit!" Peter said as he stopped the hammer from pummeling all of them. 

Thor didn't seem to notice them.

"We should probably stop now, my son, you did well but we made a huge mess." Thor said looking around, his eyes still not landing on the Avengers. 

Thor started to go off on a rant on how Peter was doing well and how he still needed some practice, despite the protests of Peter. Peter was tapping his father's shoulder frantically as he looked over at the shocked Avengers.

"D-dad, dad, dad, dad, dad-"

"You are doing great, Peter but-"

"FATHER!" 

Thor looked taken aback before he saw who Peter was pointing too. His eyes widened at the Avengers. 

Tony had his faceplate down and eyes wide, Natasha didn't seem to mind, Steve had his hands on his ears and was muttering to himself, Sam was pacing around and seemed to be talking to himself, Clint was repeatedly tapping Natasha's shoulders while staring at the two, and the rest were just still with their eyebrows furrowed. 

Thor smiled over at them. He didn't seem to realize that Peter already knew them.

"Hello my friends! I'd like for you to meet someone special to me!"

"This is Pétr Thorsen, my son!" 

The Avengers snapped out of their trance as they yelled. 

"You're WHAT!?!"

"Uh, no, no, no. Nuh-uh. That is Peter Parker-Stark! You are mistaken. Sorry! He isn't your son, he's my kid." Tony insisted. 

Thor furrowed his eyebrows, "I am confusion, I'm sorry Stark, you must be mistaken, he is definitely my son. You did see the amazing display of his powers, right?" 

"Y-yes. I-I did." 

"Peter was stolen by Mary and Richard Parker. When Jane and I went to find him, he was gone. Now, here we are." 

"No, Thor, you can't just butt into his life, I adopted Peter. He lives here with his aunt and uncles and me, his dad." Tony said pointing at everyone, respectively. 

"Well, now, they are his actual aunts and uncles, and so are you, because I am Peter's father." 

"What!? No, you might be his father but you aren't his daddy."

Everyone looked at him weirdly.

"Oh god, no, no, not like that! I got it from Peter Quill. His adoptive father told him that before he died. All of you disgust me."

"Now, listen here, you can just lea-"

"M-Mr. Stark, i-it's fine."

Mr. Stark? He was calling me "Dad" for the past few weeks?

"What? What happened to calling me 'Dad'?"

"Oh-uh-"

"Never-mind that. BUT THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR PART GOD!" Clint shouted in joy as he began to ask Peter and Thor a ton of unnecessary questions. 

"Yea! That's what Dad and I thought too!" Peter said without thinking. Tony widened his eyes and looked down.

"Steve, he said a bad language word." Natasha whispered to him with a smirk. But Steve didn't respond. He was watching a dejected Tony shuffling out of the room, his suit slowly coming off of him. 

"I'll be right back, Nat." He said as Natasha stepped out of the way, nodding her head.

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Tony, once out of everyone's sight, ran out of the room. Tears threatening to spill out of his eyes. A million thoughts ran through his head at this new revelation. Tony made it to his lab, alone, and collapsed to the ground. He leaned against the wall, and wiped the tears off of his face.

Suddenly everything cleared as one thought resurfaced into his mind. He stared at the single tear drop that sat on his hand. 

Have I been replaced?

Tony clenched his hands into fists and buried his head into his knees, holding back his tears. He didn't seem to notice Steve Rogers sitting down next to him until he felt a hand on his shoulder. 

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HA HA! ya didn't expect that did ya? heh 

I always see those one shots where like Peter is replaced by this other dude, BUT YOU DIDN'T EXPECT THIS DID YA? PLOT TWIST

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TUURNED!

if i write a book ab this, this will briefly be mentioned but it wont be a big deal bc Peter is a nice lil smol bean. 

SO ABOUT THE BOOK-----

I REALLY REALLY WANT TO WRITE IT so i have a few questions~

1. Do you want me to write the entire book and then publish it or publish chapter by chapter? Or like do it part by part and post like a few chapters at once?

Entire book:

Chapter by chapter:

Part by Part:

2. I REALLY NEED A COVER FOR THE BOOK PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE SOME BC IM HORRIBLE AT IT DM ME THEM PLS I'LL PUT THEM IN THIS BOOK AND GET A VOTE OR SUM. ALSO I'D REALLY LIKE TO SEE LIKE A BADASS OF PHOTO OF THOR AND ONE OF PETER LIKE BLENDED INTO ONE IMAGE RLLLYYY HARD TO EXPLAIN HOPE U GET IT BUT PLS DM THEM TO ME?? TYYYYY