It was no secret that the maths teacher, Iruka Umino had a soft spot for Class D. Many of the ninja students still referred to him by his first name. Naruto considered him as the father he never had.

Tomo's score on last week's test was a big fat zero. Ever since Chiyo had been transferred into Class D, all the students in class were getting top marks for her class apart from Tomo. It was something that needed looking into. For the time being, Iruka decided to give Tomo a one-to-one lesson without the distractions of her rowdy classmates.

"Tomo, look at this picture."

"Looks delicious." Tomo leaned over and spotted the cheese. Gasping for air, she held her hand between her chest. Gritting her teeth as she told the teacher. "Don't show that to the class. Wendy will be furious."

"We won't worry about Wendy," Iruka said."We'll pretend it's tofu."

"What?" Tomo shouted, standing up only to sit down. "You would lie to your own students?"

"Well if it promotes peace, then I guess it's okay. Anyway back to this picture." Iruka pointed to the items in the picture. "There's one tomato, one cucumber, one pepper, two blocks of cheese and a loaf of bread, how many things do you see in this picture?"

"Twenty sandwiches."

"That wasn't the answer I was looking for?"

"Really?"

"Well the answer I was looking for was 7."

"Only seven sandwiches?" Tomo dropped her mouth in horror. "That's a lot of bread going to waste."

"I should have made them all the same."

"Now I get it!" Tomo raised both hands in the air. "It's 7 days worth of sandwiches."

Iruka sighed. He scrunched up the photo and tossed it in the bin. He went in the cupboard under his desk and got out a red box with golden lining.

"So there's 100 sweets in this box. If I ate 30 of them, what would I have?"

"Diabetes!"

"Okay, I'll give you a clue. What comes after 69?"

Tomo slapped the desk and smirked. "Mouthwash!" Tomo closed her eyes and smiled. "Then it's mouthwashty-one, mouthwashty-two, mouthwashty-three..."

"I think you're trolling here," he muttered under his breath. His voice got louder. "Okay Tomo, I think we will call it a day. You may go now."

Tomo grabbed a sweet from the jar. "And now there's ninety-nine!"

As soon as Tomo left the class there was one thing that was on her mind: shoes! She had never worn high heels before but something about the red stilettos on Yumeko Jabami's feet. The way the heels clanked against the marble slabs was as soothing as sea-waves.

Tomo chased Yumeko to the school garden. Yumeko did not notice her at first, but she smiled and welcomed Tomo to join her in a game of cards with Dawn, Orihime, Trucy and Pearl. The rules seemed simple enough: you picked a selection of cards and the total numbers had to be 21 or less.

The game had been going smoothly in Yumeko's favour. Tomo's best friends, Chiyo, Osaka, and her beloved Yomi where walking by. Her rubbed her cards together them smirked. She had to find a way to grab their attention.

"I WANT HIGH HEELS!" Tomo roared as she slaughtered the silence. She repeated herself in a way to deliberately annoy Yomi and to grab her attention. She jumps from the game with cards flying all over them.

Without warning, Tomo followed her adrenaline overload by pouncing on Yomi, caressing her long brown hair. Yomi, in full awareness that she wanted her attention had ignored her. It only made Tomo scream louder.

"So Tomo," Yumeko said pulling Tomo towards her, pressing her chest against her back. her smooth talking paralysed Tomo. "How far are you willing to go for a pair of shoes, Tomo?"

"I'll wear your panties on my head!" Tomo declared in front of everyone who was in the garden. Then she pointed at Chiyo. "I'll eat her boogers too!"

"What?" Chiyo screamed, her whole body chattering. "Why do I have have to be involved."

"Oh really?" Yumeko smiled then whispered in her ear. "You must really love my shiny red shoes." Cackling, she got her hands between her skirt to pull her knickers down. The other girls wanted to look away, but they could not. Yumeko placed the lacey panties on her head. "Here's your crown." She kicked off her shoes and turned Tomo around. "Let's swap shoes."

Tomo and Yumeko exchanged footwear. Yumeko seemed to thrive on the comfort whilst Tomo swayed her hips as she marched up and down the rose-covered pathways. Her dancing ceased when she got next to Chiyo. Tomo picked her up and held Chiyo in her arms like a doll.

"This isn't hygienic you know!" Chiyo begged.

"Shut up and do it!" Yumeko snapped as she remained chuckling in laughter.

"She's not going to do it is she?" Pearl asked, covering her eyes. "I can't watch."

Orihime filmed it on her cellphone.

Chiyo screamed as Tomo scratched her nostril, scraped a boogie from her nose, then ate it.

'She did it!" Trucy said to Pearl. "You can open your eyes now."

"DO YOU LIKE MY NEW HAT?" Tomo screamed as she walked out of the gardens with pride. Just as Tomo left, Vicky Pollard marched in to speak to Trucy, Pearl and Orihime.

"You guys are not going to believe what I heard!" Vicky Pollard had a seat between Trucy and Pearl who moved apart to give Vicky space. "So I must found out this whole thing happened. Cause you know Zoey, Dawn's girlfriend. Well there was this rumour going around that Zoey was trying to les it up with Sakura and thats why Sasuke aint even speaking to her. But it can't be true because Zoey was in detention with Miss Umbridge and she's such a homophobe or something or nothing cause she spent the whole time staring at Zoey's Jigglypuffs. Anyway, what did I miss?

"You just missed Tomo eating Chiyo's booger!" Orihime said, showing Vicky the video on her phone. Vicky's mouth had opened so far thst her jaw was locked for about five seconds.

"OH MY GOD I SO CAN'T BELIEVE SHE JUST DID THAT? THAT IS LIKE A TOTALLY NASAL RAPE. TOMO'S WELL OUT OF ORDER!"