Howdy!

The name's Xion, I'm a Novakid. Let's just say that I'm a famous bounty hunter...

Well, at least... In the Villages that I've been to... Heheh!

"..." I was asleep, in a hotel room above the local Saloon. "Ngh..." I grunted, as I sat up. "Yaaaawn..." I yawned, as I got up, and got dressed. I walked downstairs. "Mornin'." I said. "Howdy Xion! Leavin' already?" The barkeep said, cleaning a glass. "Yeah." I said. "Xion!" Someone ran up to me. "Hah... Hah..." They tried to catch their breath. "There's a group of bandits near the lake!" He said. "Sigh..." I sighed. "Alright, alright..." I said, grabbing my pistol. "I'll be back!" I said, as I walked out of the tavern. "Jeez... I can't ever get a break... Can I?" I said to myself, as I headed towards the lake. I approached the lake, unnoticed by the seven bandits. "Alrighty, I'm gonna hafta ask y'all to leave." I said, catching their attention. "Why should we?" One asked. "Because I've heard that y'all have been causin' folks trouble." I said. "And I won't let ya get away with that." I said, pointing my pistol at one. "Bring it on, bag of gas!" They shouted, shooting at me. "Bag o' gas? Well I'll be... That's a pretty pathetic insult you got there." I joked, dodging all of the gunshots. "You're more skilled than you look, Novakid." They said. "Well, skill is necessary for a bounty hunter like myself." I said. It was my turn to attack. I fired bullets at their hands, hitting the handles of their guns, which disarmed them. "Alright. I'll ask y'all again. Leave." I said, as they looked at me in surprise. "Tch..." They growled. "I don't wanna hurt strangers, so..." I said. "What should we do?" One asked another. "It's obvious. We'll fight her and win." The other said. "Hah... Y'all are hilarious." I said, laughing. "I've never lost to a lowly group o' bandits such as yerselves." I said, reloading my pistol. "Come at me if ya dare." I said, adjusting my cowboy hat. "Attack!" A bandit ordered, as they drew their daggers. "Bang!" I said, as I shot their weapons, disarming them again. "You done?" I yawned. "Tch... Retreat for now..." One of the bandits said, as they took off. "They've gotta big mouth for such a weak group, huh?" I said, spinning my pistol, and then
putting it back into its sling. "Well, I s'pose I should report that they're taken care of." I sighed, turning around, and walking back to the village. I entered the tavern as soon as I had arrived, and told the man that I took care of the bandits. He awarded me with a mighty fine amount of pixels(currency). After that, I sat down at the bar. "You don't look too happy." The barkeep said. "Well, it ain't like I didn't want to get rid of 'em. The problem was that them bandits were way too weak." I sighed. "At least they were something." The barkeep said. "...! That's it!" I said. "What's what?" He asked. "If I go to different places and such, maybe I could find some tougher people!" I said. "Whatever floats yer boat." He said, as I got up, and went upstairs to grab my stuff, and I left the town.