So..

I live in the US, right?

Well...

We have to stand up and chant a pledge of allegiance to the flag, or else we'll get in trouble.

Now...

This is true...

Now..,

Solely to my US readers who do not live in Texas,

Do you also have one for your state flag?

Texas has a pledge to our state flag, as well as the American flag.

...please tell me Texas isn't the only one who chants two pledges every morning..

And... well...

No.

I'm not joking.

Please someone, Tell me that another state does this..