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I was shipped with someone today...

"Oh Madison! That's not so bad! I get shipped with people all the time!"

It was Science Kid.

I was shipped...

With Science Kid.

My... friend..., Kenzie and I were talking in the hall about how those two people in science class said that I did something just like Sammy would've done. And how they used the term 'mini sammy'

And

Mc-freakin-Kenzie says this to me.

"You two would be cute together, Since he's really tall, and you're really short"

And then she continues

"What if he asked you out?? What would you say??"

To which I answered with pained crying.

No, Seriously, I started to tear up from how much I was cringing and wanting to scream.

Oh.

My.

Gosh.

I cannot BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED!

Now, I'm just going to go bleach my brain and forget this whole event ever occurred.

Or I might throw up.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD, NEVER SHIP ME WITH THAT GOSH-DARN PERSON EVER AGAIN!

SERIOUSLY!!

I CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING WORSE THAN THAT!

EVEN DYING A PAINFUL DEATH WOULD BE BETTER THAN BEING SHIPPED WITH THAT GUY!