Nico here. We're visiting Don again just because we ran out of visiting time last time. "WILL IS HERE ALSO!!!!!!" "Shut up Will..."

Hey Don, any girls on the go?(I SAID SHUT UP WILL!)

Wellllll, there is this cute faun I met, but I don't know yet. I have yet to make friends with her. But I do like her. A lot, even.

Why did you sacrifice yourself to stop that boat?

Well if I didn't, everyone would've died! One of Michael's cohorts forgot to change the trajectory speed so if it went to high, it might crash into the trees and not onto the boat. I know a lot of those tree dryads, and I wasn't going to let them die. I was steaming and smelled like cooked meat, but it was doing what was right.

What do you think you turned into when you reincarnated?

I always wanted to be a strong plant, like a cactus. Then I could fly around and poke people in the eyes. Like a super cactus! I could save other people, unlike when I was a faun.

How was death?(WILL STOP! THAT'S LIKE THE #1 THING NOT TO ASK DEAD PEOPLE!!!)

It's okay. It was immensly painful. But after, it was a sense of peace overwhelming me. Then I saw those two lines or whatever and went to get judged.

Anything special you saw while down there?

Well, I heard the voice of Pan. He said "You have done well my brethren. Rest easy." Then it just faded away. I tried talking to him again, but he never answered. I guess that the Lord of the Wild needs a break every now and then.

Last words before you died?(Will I swear on the River Styx I will leave you down here to rot!!!)

I think it was "Hey Apollo, do you know what the difference is between a faun and a satyr?" and then I blacked out.

Okay thank you Don, let me BEAT UP MY BOYFRIEND now. Thanks for the interview. 

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