One ugly morning, Mario, Luigi, and everybody were talking a walk when they noticed a paper taped to a flagpole. Mario gasped at the flagpole, and Luigi thought it was because of the paper. But it wasn't. Mario ran up to the flagpole and jumped on it. Luigi groaned and grabbed the paper. It wanted some people to work at GameStop.

"Let's fill in!" Luigi said.

Mario looked down from twenty feet above. "WHAAAAAAT???" he yelled.

Luigi rolled his eyes and walked away down the road. Mario followed until they reached GameStop. They went in. A Toad was at the counter drooling on a magazine. Luigi woke him up.

"Hey, y'all wanna fill in?" he asked.

"Yep," Luigi replied.

"What ya gotta do is sit here, and help people if they need it, and check out everybody's stuffs. Got questions?" he asked.

"No," Luigi replied. "Yo, Mario, you can sit around and help people find stuff and stuff." He added. But Mario wasn't there. "Mario?" Luigi asked.

Mario was looking at the tiny candy section. He was drooling.

Luigi went over. "What is wrong with you?" he grabbed a handful of candy and Mario followed him. He dumped it on the counter and said, "Lemme buy this."

The Toad rung them all up. Luigi paid a billion bucks and then Mario pigged out. Luigi went behind the counter for duty and Mario sat there eating candy.

Soon, a Toad walked in. He looked at a bunch of stuff and then noticed that Luigi and Mario were sitting there behind the counter. Mario was munching on a Twix.

"Hey, do you guys know where I can find that NFL game?" the Toad asked.

"Uhhhh, what NFL game?" Luigi asked.

"That one for the PlayStation, you know?" the Toad replied.

"Uh, no, I don't," Luigi said. "But it's Mario's job to know."

Mario stopped eating his Twix. "NFL is on TV." He said.

The Toad looked dumb. Then he turned around and looked at miles of PlayStation games until he found the NFL game. "I'll buy this game," he said.

Luigi rung it up. "Sixty bucks, punk," he said.

The Toad pulled a wallet out of his diaper. He pulled out sixty bucks and gave it to Luigi.

"Eww, you could've pooped on that!" he said.

"Do you want my money or what? Cuz I can go on eBay and get it for twenty bucks if you'd like," the Toad said.

"Alright, gimme," said Luigi. He took the money and tried to open the cash register. But it wouldn't budge. He banged the button and it shot open and hit him in the face. "What is wrong with this universe?" Luigi asked. He grabbed his face. He put the money in and slammed it closed. A Twix wrapper landed on his nose. Mario grabbed a bag of Skittles and kept munching. "This is NOT a candy shop!" Luigi yelled, ripping the wrapper off his nose. Then he groaned super-loud, which made the Toad manager come out of the bathroom.

"What's wrong?" he asked. He had some tee-pee stuck to his shoe.

"I hate this job!" Luigi yelled. His face was red.

"Well, okay, I heard Wario is always open," the Toad said with a shrug.

"What? Wario? You don't want him, man! He'll steal all your money!" Mario yelled.

"Oh," the Toad said. "Well, you steal all my candy."

"No I don't," said Mario, spitting a shower of Skittles onto the Toad.

"Whatever," the Toad said. "I guess you can just go rescue the princess or something," then he booted them out and sat behind the counter.

"You busted our job," Luigi said.

"Nuh-uh," said Mario. He stole a car and drove them home. "I'm hitting the sack," he said. He got into bed and died.

Luigi wanted to, but he felt like eating, so he ate some cake. As soon as he took the first bite, Mario came racing into the kitchen.

"I SMELL CAKE!" He yelled.

"Cake doesn't even have a smell," Luigi answered.

But Mario grabbed a plate and cut himself the whole cake. Then he ate it and left. Luigi groaned. He put away his plate (and Mario's), and then went to bed, where he died.