Even more of them coming your way! Things might get chaotic, so hope y'all are prepared for these ones! XD

Let's get this incorrect quote show on the road!!

Disventure Camp

Aiden: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Jake: *Steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Aiden: That one. I want that one.

Kai: Okay, but if you're not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me that I'm your boyfriend?

Yul: Dude— It's satire!

Kai: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!

James: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.

Connor: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?

Riya, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.

Ellie: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I'm actually bi.

Maggy: Kai, you look deep in thought. What's wrong?

Kai: Did you know you can look at any object and know what it's like to lick it? Even if you've never touched it before?

Maggy: I'm never asking you anything ever again.

Alec: Fiore! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I'm having a hangover.

Fiore: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

Aiden: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Jake: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Aiden, already taking off his clothes: God, Jake, you're so fucking stupid.

Jake: Aiden kissed me!

Ashley: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Jake: It was unbelievable!

Ashley: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Tom: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Person D, get the wine and unplug the phone. Person F, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Jake: Oh, it ended very well.

Ashley: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Tom: Okay, alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?

Jake: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Tom: Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?

Jake: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.

Ashley and Tom: Ohhh.

*Meanwhile...*

Aiden eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them.

Lake: Tongue?

Aiden: Yeah.

Lake: Cool.

Jake, to the Squad: I'd die for you.

Alec: Then perish.

Fiore: You will.

Aiden: Please don't...

Nick: Cool.

Tom: I'd die for you first.

Total Drama

Courtney: How do I make a date really romantic?

Gwen: Be mysterious.

Courtney: Okay!

*later, while on a date with Gwen*

Gwen: So where are we going?

Courtney: None of your fucking business.

Axel: Can I go to the pool?

Ripper: Sure, we'll go as soon as I'm free.

Axel: No, can I go by myself?

Ripper: You don't want to go with me?

Axel: You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.

Ripper: It's the only way to establish dominance.

Duncan: You spent all our money on THIS??

DJ, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

Heather: Tell them to eat shit, Al.

Alejandro: Tell them yourself.

Heather: Eat shit, asshole. Fall off your horse.

Harold: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Heather: Yeah-

Duncan: *kicks in the door*

Brick: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.

Jo: Well, that's just your personal opinion, I don't have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?

Scott: Well, I wouldn't really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

Beth: I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.

*The squad is asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.*

Beth: Get two more chairs!

Heather: They can get their own chairs.

Duncan: Make them fight for it.

Lightning: You only need one chair to beat them all with.

Dave: I would never be near children.

Scary Girl: Kill two.

Heather: What is this!?

Owen: That's the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, my friend.

Heather: Ow! Make it stop!

Owen: Surrender to your kindness, Person C. It's nice to be nice.

Courtney: Your guilt is strong, my friend. But it is no match for the power of my selfishness!

Leshawna: Why are you late?

Harold: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

Leshawna: Overslept?

Harold: Overslept.

Both Again!

Justin: So what's the plan?

Ellie: I don't know. You're smart, *points at Heather* She's mean, come up with something.

Grett: Everyone thinks you suck.

Courtney: I think you have the wrong number...

Grett: Yul?

Courtney: Nope. Courtney.

Grett: Well, you probably suck too...

Alec: Why would you do that?

Fiore: Because I feel guilty.

Harold: Guilt is a trick emotion. It's put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.

Noah: Do you take constructive criticism?

Jake: Not without crying.

*Lake, Harold, and Lindsay are playing poker. Person A is winning by a long shot.*

Lake: Aw, come on.

Harold: It's not fair! They don't even know what we're playing!

Lindsay: Go Fish?

Izzy: Cronch.

Izzy: You hear that? That's the sound of me eating sticks.

Aiden: No, don't—

Izzy: Too late.

Gwen: Made you all playlists!

Gwen: Riya, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.

Gwen: Tess, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.

Gwen: And Owen has the ABBA Gold album.

Alec: There's beer in the cooler.

Cody: What about for the children?

Alec: You can get water from that water fountain and use it to water down the beer.

Cody: Why don't we just give the kids water?

Alec, angrily: I suppose you could do that!

Courtney, singing: I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need—

Fiore: A family.

Ally: A better love life.

Ellie: Mental stability.

Lindsay: *clueless* Bagels?

Heather: Eugh, Yul.

Grett: Remember when he tried to kill us because I wouldn't marry him?

Beth: He's always trying to trick me into giving him my house!

Tyler: One time I caught them stealing my moisturizer...

Whoo-wee! That sure was a lot, and it was fun doing them too! Well, I'll see y'all when I'm in the mood for another batch (also, sorry if there's a lot of Jakeden if you're not a fan of it. I've become a bit obsessed about it after DCAS Episode 13 tbh xD)

In fact, have this screenshot of 'em before I go!

And now, I hope y'all enjoyed the quotes! (And feel free to RP on any of the quotes if y'all want. I don't mind. :P)

Byyyyeeeeeeeeeee~!