This is just me wanting to make a funny chapter, this is unrelated to the story.

J: So, as your best friend-
Ace: Eden is my best friend.
J:...
J: *Pulls out a knife* AS YOUR BEST FRIEND-

Eden: Being cute is really hard.
Eden: 'Cause, even when you're angry, people kinda giggle at you and say
Levi: 'Awwww, you're so cute when you're angry!'
Eden: Like. No. Stop.
Eden: RECOGNIZE MY POWER!!

Ace: Hey, what's for lunch?
Levi: Oh, I already ate.
Ace: Without me?!
Levi: Well, I was hungry. Did you want me to get you anything? What do you want?
Ace: Loyalty.

*Ace and Eden stand in front of a closed cinema*
Eden: Ace, look on the bright side. At least things can't get any-
*It starts raining.*
Eden:...
Ace: Excuse me, where you about to say worse?
Eden: No...
Ace: No, you sure?
Eden: Def-Definitely not...

Charles: Ace is so annoying.
*Footsteps*
Ace: I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME!!

Ace: I feel weird.
Levi: That would be your conscience.
Ace: Ah- No, that can't be it, I think I got rid of that thing a while ago.

J: Guys, I think I have a bad idea.
Eden: What kind of bad idea?
Teruko: I would prefer a good idea.

Eden: I have narrowed it down to two posibilities.
Eden: Yes or...
Eden: Yes ♡

Ace: I've finally gotten over my fear of ghosts!
Teruko: That's the spirit.
Ace: OH SHIT WHERE-

J: I am the most intelligent, valuable person on this team.
Levi: Is your hand stuck in the vending machine?
J: I paid for my Cheetos, I'm getting my Cheetos.

Levi: Uh... what now?
Teruko: I don't know.
Charles: Wait. What do you mean 'I don't know'?! This was your plan!!
Teruko: Yeah, but I didn't think this much would actually work!

Ace: Wait, what do I do now?
Eden: Be honest?
Ace: Why would I do that?!

Teruko: I just took a five hour nap.
Charles: I'm pretty sure that's called sleeping.
Ace: I'm pretty sure it's also 15 hour nap, but okay.

Eden: I have a science headcanon!
Charles: Can you just say you have a hypothesis like a normal person.
Eden: So my science headcanon is-

*Ace is trying to show off to Levi.*
Ace: Wanna see how badass I am?
*He punches a wall.*
Ace:...
Levi:...
Ace: Could someone take me to a hospital..?

Ace: Chillax!
Charles: That is not a word.
Teruko: Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most.
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