This story is from beejie bean who made the remastered left 4 dead 2 series

Now before you can read this it's a long chapter about 3016 words so beware and I change the dialogues a little but it will follow the timeline of this

And I mentioned a non-canon of moxxies past so don't take it seriously ok you may start

Somewhere in vannah
Moxxie woke up dizzy after he realize he's in the living world he slowly remember being push by loona in the portal as he gets angry

Moxxie: fuck loona why you do this to me!

He groans anger as he got up seeing the city is not what it seems realizing the place is all destroy as he in the roof

Moxxie: what the?

Then he hears a chopper behind him that is leaving the roof as he got down he didn't want to get any attention to them since he has no disguise he could get caught easily

His first though was that he thinks the city is under a terrorist attack for start but he hears screaming on behind him getting slam from the door behind

Moxxie: ow!

Just then he heard some people calling for help

Suits: godamm it we just miss it!!

Little guy: hey come back were still here!!!

Big guy: hey!

Woman: heyy!!

Big guy: come back!!

*Helicopter left*

Big: auuuh he ain't coming back!

Woman: oh shit they did NOT just leave us on this roof!!!

Suit: ok helicopters don't come back when you yell at them now we know that

Little guy: goddam whirly bird left without us

Suit: okay one...STOP calling it a whirly bird it's a helicopter

Suits: two I don't like being in building that are on fire

Big guy: what the heck is that chopper even doing??

Woman: oh I think there's an evac station in the mall

Moxxie(mind): evac station

Suit: hey loud girl, hayseed, tons of fun
This building is on fire grab and let's get out of here

Woman: I am no!...I am not a loud girl

Little guy: looks like the whirly bird was heading to the mall across town

Suit: *glares at little guy* helicopter! It is a helicopter! You call that whirly bird one more time I beat you so bad your sister gonna wish she never give birth to ya!

Big guy: everybody come down, I live around here and that chopper looks like it's heading to the mall, it ain't far I take you there

Woman: *sigh* sounds good let's grab some weapons and get the hell outta here!

Suits: get me to the mall and I make it worth wild

Little guy: let's go then, I will call it what I like fancy suit

Woman: look if we stay together and keep are heads up we can get out of this

Big guy: then let's do this everybody grab a weapon and let's go

The woman pull out the dessert eagle just then she hears someone behind

Woman: I think those things are do-

Moxxie: aahhh *hit his head*

Little guy: holy shit is that a possum!

They all was about to attack it until moxxie stop them

Moxxie: wait!!

They all froze from him

Big guy: it can talk!

Suit: yeah but he's ain't a possum nor a zombie

Woman: hey little guy are you ok?

Moxxie: y...yeah I guess so

Little guy: he looks like a demon to me

Suits: lets not about bullshit right now we need to get the hell out of here take possum demon hybrid with us and let's go

They all get ready suit handed moxxie his second gun

Suits: know how to shoot?

Moxxie: a course I can know how to shoot

Suits: *smirks* if your aren't ready I don't wanna hear it

They all head down the stairs to get to the lower floor they headed to the door fill with a few zombies, to moxxie surprise there not human but instead dead people

Moxxie: how is this possible

Suits: don't know don't careI hope you four know how to fight, you don't look it

They began shooting the few zombies that are coming to them

Woman: hoo hoo hoo wow!!

Suits: *looks at her*

Woman: what it's the first time a shot a gun

Suits: *smells* ughh, they smell worst dead

Little guy: dude those zombies are real I knew those books are non fiction

Woman: you here about them but...until you see them

Suits: time to move

Big guy: search these rooms,might be something we can use

They all explore each room moxxie was standing next to the guy in the cap while big guy saw a zombie bonking it with a bat

He enters the room seeing a map that he surprise

Big guy:would you look at this, folks...I think nawlins is the last city standing

Suits: Jesus the whole countries falling

Moxxie: falling?!

Little guy: *whistles" check out all them x's man

All: looks the map

Little guy: looks like new orleans is the last city standing

Woman: I work for a news station we heard about the east coast but...

Moxxie: but what?

Woman: Jesus I didn't know it was this bad

Suits: according to this map there aren't a whole lot of options

Big guy: we need to get to new Orleans!

Woman: alright sounds like a plan

Little guy: man I hadn't been to new Orleans in a dog's age! Come on! This is gonna be fun!

Moxxie: fun you mean like a journey to dwath right?

Woman: yeah but what exactly are you?

Moxxie: we shouldn't know each other right now

Big guy: hes right we should do it later come on

They all walk a hallway till little guy reach a mutate zombie body

Little guy: hey look at this here

All: *looks at zombie*

Woman: they were reports about stuff more than zombies

Suits: look at that thing

Moxxie: it looks even worse than the human bodies I kill

Suits: I'm sorry what!?

Big guy: girl your in news...you make any sense of this?

Woman: yeah yeah I can make sense of this...we are screwed

Moxxie: great...uh guy in a cap what are you doing?

Little guy: seeing the elevator work *broken elevator noises* goddam elevators out

Suits: so that why I'm feeling so goddam lucky

Moxxie: well I guess we all know what to do

Woman: *nods* we need to find the stairs

Big guy: through here

They all walk to the empty hall while hearing zombies making noise

Big guy: this way *continues walking*

Moxxie: *here's noise* something not right

*loud Explosion*

Big guy: aah!!

*Fire spreading*

Big guy: hey the fire spreading

Little guy: *sees a door* this way

They all went inside the room when there all in they heard a noise

*Zombie gurgling*

Suits: you hear that?

Moxxie: a zombie then

Little guy: yeah and that not a happy noise

Woman: come on come on let's move

Big guy saw another way around the fire outside the ledge he broke the and head out

Moxxie: uh sir might I ask do we have to walk here? I mean I'm not even affected by it i just...

Big guy: it's ok little dude we can get around the fire out here *looks down* shit

They all walk the ledge to get to the other moxxie was in the back until he saw the window a running zombie coming to him the zombie fell and moxxie is holding in the ledge being grab by nick

Suits: so you really don't know there a zombie apocalypse kid?

Moxxie: I'm not a kid by my size! But I also don't know this is happening in the living world

Nick:...onces were find somewhere safe I'm gonna ask alot of questions got it?

Moxxie: ok ok pull me up pls?!

Nick: alright

Nick pulls moxxie up while moxxie cleaning his clothes and fixing his bow tie

Nick: *looks at the burning room* 50 beds in one room what a shitty hotel

Moxxie: I guess this could be a FAMILY room at *laugh a little*

Nick: *chuckles* let's go

They made it to another room that big guy smash the window to enter

Big guy: this way

Woman: search the rooms might be something we can use

Big guy: girls got the right Idea

They investigated the rooms nick and moxxie both head in a room with a medkit in the bed

Moxxie: I should hold it on Incase when you could be injure

Nick: what about you?

Moxxie: I be fine I survive many times Wella not like this

Nick: hmm alright then

There conversation was interrupted by a fat zombie

Moxxie: what the fuck is that

Nick: hey reporter lady is this another relative of those things?

Woman: *walks in* be careful, there call boomers, for obvious reasons

Suits: so that's a boomer huh, you know it's sad to see an eating disorder get out of control like that

Moxxie: should we kill it?

Woman: not when it's close to us we should stay back

*Boomer approaching them*

Little guy: holy shit! I got it!

The cap guy kill the boomer exploding all his own blood at them

Woman: aahhh shit!!

Suits: oh this nasty shit!!

Moxxie: shit! I just clean myself!!

Little guy: oh my shit!

Big guy: what the eff!

That boomer explosion caught the infections attention causing them to attack

Woman: *see approaching zombies* here they come!

They all started attacking the zombies the nearby zombies headed to the cap guy but he instantly kill them

Little guy: *laugh* cool they just die

Big guy: jumping Jehoshaphat! *wacks a zombie* these things move like grease lightning! *Wacks another one*

Moxxie: you don't say! *Shoots a zombie

Moxxie got caught by a pile but thanks for nick saving him

Moxxie: fuck thanks!

Nick: *shoots a zombie behind moxxie* keep a sharp eye!

After the whole event from killing zombies the team head out to the stairs
They went down seeing a zombie being burn by fire

Nick: I'm not walking there, let's find another way

Moxxie(mind): I know I can go through the fire since I'm not affected from it but if I do I die fighting those "zombies" alone

The woman saw a window and knows another way

Woman: this way *breaks window* it safe on the ledges

Moxxie(mind): ok now I wish I should go straight

They all went through the ledge and into a hallway while that moxxie started to talk to the woman

Moxxie: so...your a reporter huh why you come to this?

Woman: what about you?

Moxxie: I should keep that a secret for a bit

Woman: huh alright well I was down here covering a news story, I'm from cleveland

The cap guy also join in

Little guy: yeah, how you like are city so far you two?

Woman: um...well it's...lively

Moxxie: for me it's look destroy when I arrive here

Little guy: yeah,we it's normally alot nicer without the zombies

*Mutant appear*

Big guy: what the hell is that thing?

*Mutant approaches*

Moxxie: oh shit!

Moxxie jumps out the way but the 4 where knock out by the creature it even got nick hitting him to the ground

Nick: somebody shoot this goddam thing!

Woman: that thing has got him!

Moxxie: were coming sir!

Little guy: kill it!!!

They all start shooting while also beating the creature until it's go down dead

Big guy: everyone know what that is?

Woman: they call them chargers

Suits: so that a charger huh? You know what they say about zombies with one big arm

Moxxie: will mightly keep running into those things right?

Woman: possibly, let's go

They all went to explore more rooms until moxxie and the cap guy find a working elevator

Moxxie: this one works!

Little guy: cool, hey this elevator still working

Big guy: thank Jesus I ain't walking down 30 flights of stairs

Suits: technically your not supposed to use an elevator in a fire...but that might not apply during a zombie apocalypse

They all enter the elevator

Moxxie: alright we're all good?

Big guy: yeah, hit the button before this turn into a bad idea

Just as he said moxxie push a button ground floor as it turn on closing the on them

Suits: well I'm glad we got that out of the way now, did anyone get bit?

Big guy: nah, I'm good, you?

Suits: theres blood on me but it ain't mine, what about you red guy

Moxxie: no not bitten... To be fair, I don't think I can turn into one

Little guy: maybe you can't because you are

Moxxie: I'm sorry but I have my own specie instead of being call a zombie

Little guy: yeah, holy shit, this some sorta nightmare goddam zombie apocalypse and shit...shit shit shit what the hell are we gonna do

Big guy: hey settle down son, were gonna be ok, what's your names?

Ellis: my name is ellis but some folks call me el but I really prefer Ellis instead of el as it sounds like a girls name but if you prefer to call me elyou can, I run an auto shop around here, instead of evacating I armored up a truck to drive myself outta here, build that thing to be zombie proof

Moxxie: and?

Ellis: well it turns out to be 99% zombie proof, last 1% turn that truck to shit

Suits: huh figures

Rochelle: if we all gonna get to know each other my name is Rochelle, I work in television WORKED in...television

Ellis: huh you don't say wrestlies and such?

Rochelle: uh...no...hard news, I been producing segment of CEDA evacuating people

Ellis: huh if everybody evacuating, whose watching the news?

Rochelle: I...guess my boss never thought about that

Ellis: figures, bosses a shit heads

Moxxie: I agree with that

Big guy: and you?

Nick: nick, that all you need to know, and I'm gonna get out of this piece of shit city if it kilss me, but dont worry about learning cuz I ain't sticking around long

Big guy: let's stay together for a little while longer at least ok nick, and how about you little dude?

Moxxie: ok well, I guess I say who I am since I don't know if we're gonna make it

All: *confuse looks*

Moxxie: I'm moxxie, and I work for a company called I.M.P immediate murder professionals,

Ellis: so what you guys do? Murder lives?

Moxxie: only if are clients in hell wants the sinners who die or suffer from the people when there still alive

Nick: so you only target people who causes the death of the victim for reasons?

Moxxie: yeah like that

Rochelle: then why here in a apocalypse, you even said in hell

Big guy: are you from hell?

Moxxie:...yes I'm from hell, I was onces an angel who I became a fallen angel so I can be with my wife Millie

Nick: your married?

Moxxie: yeah, now I live in hell with her as we go out killing with my boss blitz and his daughter who fucking push me in the portal and now I'm stuck here because of her

Big guy: let me guess, an argument right?

Moxxie: yes and I must survive wit a bunch of left 4 deaded strangers

Ellis: that seems like a good team name, except were five now

Moxxie: oh don't worry about me I might go home soon... probably *feels sad*

Nick: *holds moxxie* you be ok we make sure nothing's happens

Moxxie: thanks man

Coach: ok please to meet ya all, my friends call me coach, but I guess you do the same

Ellis: coach *laugh* coach!

*Power shuts down*

Rochelle: I don't like this

Nick: I guess there someone gonna be waiting for us out there

Coach: alright enough chit chat get ready!

Ellis: *cough* *opens elevator*

Everything is now on fire

All except moxxie: *coughing*

Nick: well that perfect

Ellis: the fire is spreading now! It's spreading!

Moxxie: at least Im not affected to it

Coach: damn you have devil power moxxie

*Incoming zombies*

Coach: it's them or us

Everyone started shooting while some swinging there melees a nearby zombie police at moxxie and lost his gun until he realize he has a Glock under his suit shooting the dead down

Nick: you DO have a weapon!

Moxxie: I just forgot ok!

Nick: *grabs the dropped gun* next time check first!

While behind Ellis took down a few burning zombies, he got attack by a zombie in a hazma suit pushing it and killing it

Nick: are those guys fireproof?

Ellis: *kill it once more* well I be damn fireproof zombies

Coach: we should get moving come on!

All of them starts coughing from the fire, they made it to the lobby with a bit of zombies in the area being kill by Rochelle

Nick: guess those suits don't stop bites!

They began walking and find a safe room near by

Coach: this way

They all went in as Rochelle tell Ellis they should close the so none of the zombies come in

Coach: alright guys...we made it

Nick: we got lucky

Moxxie: whoo I'm exhausted I'm gonna sit down and rest

Ellis: sure, gets some rest and we be out in no time

Moxxie sat down checking more on his clothes till he forget he has a phone with him, he pull it out his phone and try to call Millie but his phone is out of percent

Moxxie: shit

Nick: what's wrong?

Moxxie: my phone's out

Nick: Damm where you trying to contact someone?

Moxxie: yeah my wife Millie but I don't think I reach her from this

Coach: hey don't worry maybe she come for you, just sleep it out till tomorrow

Moxxie: yeah your right...I hope she alright

We're safe...for now