Mapping out the labyrinth is becoming harder than originally thought for team Fairy Tail. With everything looking the same and with paths leading nowhere, it's hard for them to tell where they've been and which way they're headed. On top of that they're in for another rude awakening.

Seth (POV)

My ears wriggle as I pick up faint voices.

Seth- Erza.

Erza- Yeah, I heard it too.

The voices become louder as they get closer.

Elfman- Oh yeah almost forgot.

Gray- It's been so quiet that it's easy to forget they're other guilds in here.

Footsteps come closer and soon enough people from another guild located on another path show up in our vision.

Natsu- Oh brother, not these guys again.

Dumbass A- Well I see your guild is just as ever.

Dumbass B- Hahahaha you guys are lame.

Seth- We're lame? Take a look for yourselves. You know it's bad when the author aka Indigo doesn't even give you a name and you're reduced to nothing more than being labeled dumbasses A through E

Indigo: Alrighty. Not even a hundred and seventy words in and Seth with the fourth wall break/roast.

Gray- I'm surprised to see you losers in the tournament.

Dumbass A- You have no right to call us dumbasses or losers. You're the guild who always comes in last place.

Natsu- Fairy Tail is taking first place this year just you watch.

Dumbass A- Heh, we'll see about that.

They all get their weapons ready to fight.

Lucy- Woah Woah Woah. Wait a sec. You want to fight us here?

Dumbass C- I don't see why not. We can use magic without restrictions. I don't blame ya for being sca-

I suddenly appear in the middle of their group before he could continue speaking or breathe. I grab dumbass A from behind by his leg and use him like a baseball bat as he takes out his comrades while I spin in a 360. The force alone sends everyone sailing off the path dumbass A included.

Seth- I was getting tired of the shit spewing from your mouths. When you wake up in the city hospital, I'd advice you to think before you speak.

Content with my work being done, I start walking back to the others when suddenly, the maze begins to rotate.

Erza- What now?

Lucy- What the heck's going on?!

Akuma- I wanna get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride!!

Tsukiko- It seems the entire labyrinth is starting to rotate. Everyone stay low! You'll have a low center of gravity! It'll be easier to keep your balance!

Seth- I don't think that's going to matter! We're going (falls) dooooowwwnnn!!

Everyone falls as the labyrinthine continues to rotate. Out of sheer luck, I land hard. The labyrinth continues to rotate and I begin to slide of the edge

Seth *mind*- Shit! (Falls off)

Erza- Seth!

She rolls through her landing on the platform and reaches out for my hand as she slides to the edge. I barely managed to grab her hand

Erza- Just hold on! I got you! Gray, grab my legs and pull!

Gray- (lands) On it!

The labyrinth stops rotating and I get pulled up onto the safety of the platform.

Erza- You ok?

Seth- Yeah. That was a close call. What about the others?

She points across the way to Elfman, natsu, Lucy, Akuma, and Tsukiko.

Gray- I don't know who came up with this contraption but they're pretty messed up in the head.

Erza- I'm not surprised by the intricacies of the Labyrinth. It's designed to narrow one hundred teams down to eight.

Seth- I'm pretty that last move knocked a bunch out. Hey wait a minute, what's that?

I point to a stack of papers and Erza picks it up.

I signal for the others to come take a look at this.

Lucy- Did Twilight Ogre make a map too?

Erza- It appears they have.

Akuma- The Plot Armor strikes again!

Indigo:

Gray- If we combine our map with Twilight Ogre's, we can have a better understanding of this place.

Lucy- Uh Seth, what's with that look?

Akuma- Oh I know that look. (Rubs hands and returns the look)

Natsu, Elfman, Erza, and Gray catch on while Tsukiko facepalms and Lucy just looks concerned

Lucy- I don't like those looks in you guy's faces. What are you thinking?

Seth-......He said no rules. No restrictions. I say it's high time to took advantage of that. Any means necessary am I right?

Tsukiko- Just don't go overboard.

Mini timeskip

Seth- Holy Dragon: Light Shower!

Balls of my magic fall from the night sky  and explode in the faces of my targets

Tsukiko- Hey, didn't I say not to go overboard?

Akuma- You're one to talking. You exploded the same amount as all of us with those Star Feathers of yours.

Nastu- Way to go team! We ourselves six maps.

Elfman- I don't want to sound stupid but I have no idea how I'm supposed to read these damn things.

Gray- This kind of stuff is Lucy's specialty. Let's ask her?

Natsu- Aw sweet. All we gotta do is gather as much maps as we can and then let her figure it out. Good plan overall Seth.

Akuma- I agree. Gives us the chance to lay the smackdown on all the jabronis.

Seth- Oh yeah. They definitely can't smell what Fairy Tail's cooking.

Indigo: They teamed up. Hit us with the one two combo.

Seth: What can I say? We're cooking with grease over here. You think those references will go over the reader's head?

Indigo: Will it ever stop being unbearably hot during Texas Summer?

Seth:........Touché.

Indigo: Mhmm.

Seth- So guys, I want to ante up bit. Let's make this a bit more interesting with a game. We have two minutes. Whoever has the most maps by the end of those two minutes wins. Whoever comes in dead last gets the unfortunate punishment of getting their pubes waxed. You boys in or out?

Akuma-......This is indeed a challenge. This is going to be fun.

Nastu- I'm not coming in last.

Gray- The punishment just sounds cruel............In in.

Elfman- A real man will take on any challenge.

Seth- Then we have ourselves a deal. Gentlemen, let the game begin.

And that's the end of this one. Uhm waxing pubes is a pain I never want to experience. I don't know how Markipler and Ethan did it on that one episode of Unus Annus. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed reading this chapter. I'll you crazy guys later. Indigo out.