*doge intensifies*

THIS IS THE LAST CHAPTER! 

H U G E PLOT TWIST >:)

THERE WILL BE A SEQUEL!

ALSO THE LARGE RANT ABOUT BRISTLEFROST WAS MADE BY THE AMAZING EL_IS_NOT_AN_L

Perfectiondiscoglitterawesomestar was totally fine, because she was the mightiest awesomest best supremely humble cat EVER. Except Bristlefrost. BUT BRISTLEFROST DIDN'T COUNT, because THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE APPLIED TO BRISTLEFROST and NOT Perfectiondiscoglitterawesomestar.

Anyways.

Where were we?

Oh yeah.

Perfectiondiscoglitterawesomestar was totally amazingly fine.

The sun had stopped coming out when it thought she was dead and everyone died and became zombies, but SHE was fine. That's what mattered.

When she stepped back on earth after zooming through a different universe (and taking vacation pics ofc) the whole world was on fire and people were screaming.

She downloaded the amazing sound on her Spotify library.

She strolled through the dystopian wasteland, noting with pleasure that Onlyoneleftpaw was still beatboxing at the gathering.

He was also a zombie now.

"YO ZOMBIE PEEPS"

"MY NAME IS ONLYONELEFTPAW—ZOMBIE EDITION"

"AND I AM REALLY DEAD"

"WHO CARES IF THAT RHYMES"

"DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE"

"RYMING IS STUPID"

"AM I OFF-TRACK"

"YEA I THINK I AM"

"IM REALLY CRAVING A BAKED BRAIN"

"I HAVE A STABBY THING"

"FROM WHEREVER STABBY THINGS ARE SOLD"

"I HAVE A CREEPY EYE THAT FALLS OUT"

"THAT WITH WHICH I WILL MAKE YOUR BLOOD RUN COLD"

"NOW I USE THE STABBY THING"

"AND NOW I POP MY EYES OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS"

(The gathered zombie crowd started clapping and popped their eyeballs out too. Perfectiondiscoglitterawesomestar was so entranced by the gorey scene that she decided to permanently add a third eyeball on her forehead hanging out of its socket.)

"STABBY STABBY STABBY"

"WHOEVER GETS STABBED WILL BE SAD-Y"

"OOH LOOK ITS GORESTAR—ZOMBIE EDITION"

"AND PRISSYBUTT—THE PRISSY-BUTTISH ZOMBIE EDITION"

"I CAN'T DECIDE WHICH TO STAB"

"NOW THEY HAVE TO GET STABBED TOGETHER"

"YAY"

Perfectiondiscoglitterawesomestar continued strolling through the end of the world, feeling no nostalgia whatsoever to chapter 4. It was very obvious that the author had not just copy-and-pasted Onlyoneleftpaw's first beatbox and changed some things.

When she arrived at the ThebestClan camp, she was glad to see her Clan had not been zombie-fied. The invincible force field that doubled as a movie screen to show endless Doge memes in slow motion she had installed when she had first been born had worked!

Her Clanmates wore army uniforms and saluted her as she strolled through the crowd.

THEN (enter clanmate's name here bc I have no motivation) GAZPED. "OMG PERFECTIONDISCOGLITTERAWESOMESTAR. AHHHHH"

She raised her 173rd eyebrow. "Whatttt. Is it the other eyeball? I thought I emailed Buttstar about that to tell y'all."

(enter clanmate's name here bc I have no motivation) bowed their head sadly. "Buttstar died of drowning himself in tears."

"Oh, that's *coff* not *coff* so sad!" Perfectiondiscoglitterawesomestar shrieked happily. "I totally didn't hate his guts because his butt was butt-ier than mine!"

"We know!"

Then (enter clanmate's name here bc I have no motivation) was like: "OH FUDGE TARTARSAUCE FIDDLESTICKS GOLLY GEE DANG IT. I FORGOT TO TELL YOU- SOME RANDO IS ABOUT TO STAB YOU WITH WITH A CHAINSAW."

Then Perfectiondiscoglitterawesomestar got stabbed.

And she was died.

EVERYONE CHEERED >:O

Then the rando got hoisted up on the shoulders of the crowd of cats (cats can do this bc logic) and got paraded around.

Tickprick was reincarnated in some random zombie body and caused a mattress accident to impress the rando before giving him a valentine that said "I foam-mattress-accident u."

Then the rando stood up and one of its heads, who looked like Importantkit and bellowed in a loud voice. "I AM RARSTAR."

Bootifulpelt nodded her head approvingly. "SLAYYYYY BAHSTIE"

Rarstar continued. "I AM IMPORTANTKIT. WE ARE TWO CATS IN ONE. BECAUSE REASONS. BECAUSE WE/I/HUH? ARE VERY SMORT."

Then Rarstar's other head, who looked exactly like Verykit's head, booped its sibling-head on the nose. "U ARE SO SMORT OMGGGGGGG"

Then Shibainu explained to the readers how Perfectiondiscoglitterawesomestar wasn't actually awesome and nobody was actually a zombie and Perfectiondiscoglitterawesomestar didn't actually have nine lives and all this happened because ThebestClan was bored and decided to manipulate an innocent kit into feeling important.

BeCaUsE rIcH pEoPlE gEt To Do ThAt.

Also Verykit and Importantkit were always the amazhang ones, and were always destined to be slay.

And ToTaLlYnOtEvIlClAw was actually named right because he actually isn't evil, he just wanted to play the role of the villain.

Oh and Doge is way way way way way way way (you get the point) way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way too much wow to marry someone as annoying as Perfectiondiscoglitterawesomestar.

Whose real name is actually Horriblepersonbutt. (She actually did have a butt-yish butt like her father)

And Rarstar reigned supreme for all eternity because Rarstar banned elections to keep power.

And all the cats of ThebestClan continued to get bored and do horrible things to innocent kits and lived happily ever after.

✨MUCH THE END✨