Chapter Seven

Perfectiondiscoglitternawesomestar decided to backflip out of StarClan, giving Me one last nomnom before whirling back to Mortality.

Once she exited the MoonSporkle, she realized that it was more than a few inches of a walk to get back home, and she didn't have any loyal cats fanning giant leaves on her anymore. (they quit. They will pay.)

Perfectiondiscoglitternawesomestar brought out her universe-eating jetpack, which let her eat the universe momentarily to use it as a portal (because Wattpad Logic)

She fired it up and rainbows shot out of it. She jumped into the air and used her new refrigerator powers to become a fridge while she teleported.

*elevator music ensues*

*elevator music runs out of repertoire*

*Jeopardy theme song ensues*

Perfectiondiscoglitternawesomestar sighed and growled NAUR NOT AGAIN- GET THE JEOPARDY SONG O U T O F M Y H E A D N O W.

Then she gave a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong scream of agony. "AGH THIS TELEPORTING THINGAMABOB TAKES TOO LONG- AND WHY IS KEN JENNINGS HERE?"

And then the jetpack suddenly puttered out and she fell into outer space and was deaded.

A/N: HURRAH that was the end of the book :D
Also...

I lied

*ends author's note grinning evilly*