Chapter seventy eh?

And yet...... No boss.....

I just like detail!

Don't judge me!

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Onwards!

Feather's POV

I continued walking through the steamy desert until I see something familiar. The tree! Maybe I can take a break from all this walking!

I bound towards the tree, eager to sit down. Hmm....

Why would I sit on the ground...... When I can sit on the leaves?

I aimed my hookshot to the highest branch, and fired.

I swung up to the top and  plunged into the leaves. This is nice.....I turn onto my back and look up at the sky. The clouds floated around as the wind blew past. I closed my eyes.

Honestly...... This is really relaxing...... Come to think of it, I haven't had much time to relax. Well..... Those times when I was injured didn't count. I mean, just sitting..... Enjoying the sunshine without an aching back from expanding the house or from killing monsters, or falling off platforms.

Heh...... Even now, I'm about to defeat Skeletron. I guess heroes don't get relaxation time. I sit up from the leaves and look around at the ground below. Wow! I can see the dungeon from here! I look beyond the dungeon to see sparkling blue water.

Is that an ocean??!

My eyes widen and my jaw drops as I look at the vast ocean, lapping at a sandy beach.

Whoah!

Hmm... When I finish the battle with Skeletron I'll have to drop by the beach. Hmm. Maybe have a mini vacation?

That would be great.

But for now, I better focus on my battle. Can't get too distracted. I stand up and aim my hookshot towards the ground and fire. I swing through the air  and roll onto the ground.

Break time's over

  ?????????'S POV

Master Skeletron, When will you let me free?

When you let that girl out of the basement, BWAH HAH HAH!

There's a girl in the dungeon?!

No. That would be insane. There's a young ginger-lady instead.

Why is she in the dungeon?! I hope she knows that she came esc- Oh...... Another prisoner. Great.

Speaking of which, How did she get down there???

Well..... Funny story actually. You kidnapped her and forced her to help construct dangerous dungeon traps and then you tied her up and locked her with the rest of the bags of flesh.

Y-you do realize that the other prisoners are probably skeletons now? W-wait! When did I hire a ginger to renovate the dungeon? Wait...... Did..... Did you.... Take over my body again!?

Yeah. It was easy. When you passed out from those goblins, I took over, right after they passed over the dungeon (thanks for keeping such a great guard by the way,) I found this ginger-lady wash up on the shore. Shortly after I tied her up, I let you regain control and I lied and said that you moved to your bed in your sleep. The end!

What??? How dare you!

Well..... You are my prisoner.....

Grrrrrr! Say..... I wonder... When is that nice brunette lady coming back?

Which one? The one that was rescued by that rune wizard that has a crush on her?

Yes! Wait...... What?

Oh never mind...... Anyways.... She should be here any---

"I'm back. And I'm here to rescue you from your curse." The young lady says.

I look up at the afternoon sun.

Ehhh. Tell her to come back later. I'm not feeling it right now...

"My master cannot be summoned under the light of day."

  It's kinda fun to give personality to things.

New chapter soon.

Peace.