There was an Old Man on the Border (By Edward Lear)

There was an old man on the Border,

Who lived in the utmost disorder;

He danced with the cat, and made tea in his hat,

Which vexed all the folks on the Border.

There was an Alien on Jupiter (TK Version)

There was an Alien on Jupiter,

Who was stranded, had lost his chapter;

They left him to die, disappear in the sky,

He was quite lonely on Jupiter...