plot: there is no plot, it's fully from my brain when it lacks sleep

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you :
what's up th🅾️ttie

changbin :
the fuck?

> are you high?

you :
yes

> no

> maybe

changbin :
you should be asleep ma'am

you :
u 2

changbin :
well, i'm having a blast here rn so not yet

you :
ARE YOU DOING SHIT WITHOUT ME

changbin :
of course?? what kind of question is that??

you :
it's not a question if it doesn't have a question mark

changbin :
okay now you're just being plain idiotic

you :
how so

changbin :
questions can be questions without a question mark, the tone explains it all

you :
wait what

> i suddenly can't read

changbin :
THEN GO TO FUCKING SLEEP

you :
WELL DAMN

> i had coffee so i really can't

changbin :
i wonder why

you :
SHHHUT UP TRASHBIN

changbin :
excuse me?

> you really want to go there?

you :
OF COURSE BBITCHJ LET'S GO

> WOOOOOOOOOOOO

changbin :
on second thought how about no

> how about you just come to my house, i'll pick you up

you :
THAT SOUNDS PRETTU DANDY IF YA ASK ME

changbin :
i was already asking you but okay

> and please, lower your caffeine intake

> this isn't a lifestyle y/n

you :
oh but it is now !!!!!

changbin :
JUST SIT THE FUCK DOWN WHILE I COME PICK YOU UP

> I CAN'T STAND YOU RIGHT NOW

you :
OKAY CAPTAIN 👨‍✈️

changbin :
what the fuck-

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it's 2am and i need jesus

does anyone hate when this happens tho oof