i almost died while writing this so i'm putting my life experience in here

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jisung :
DO YOU EVER JUST CHOKE ON A CARBONATED BEVERAGE AND YOU START DYING BECAUSE SAME

minho :
out of all the dumbasses here, i never knew han jisung would be the one saying this

woojin :
^ tbvh

jeongin :
that sounds like it'd hurt

jisung :
because it does bitch

chan :
watch your fucking profanity

woojin :
watch yours you hypocrite

chan :
smh

felix :
HEY B DO YA NEED WATER

> COS I GOTCHU BRUH

jisung :
i have a carbonated beverage, thanks for the offer though

felix :
i hope you die, and you're welcome

jisung :
ouch

changbin :
why is jisung the first person to say something stupid

jisung :
maybe i intend it sometimes

> you guys never notice me :c

jeongin :
i notice you!!

jisung :
because i let you and i like it

chan :
ahh . . .

jisung :
Sir, do you have a problem?

chan :
yes i do actually

> keep the homo to a minimum here, and make it a maximum in private messages

minho :
this bitch is jealous, lmao

chan :
so are you idiot

> i c how you look at jisung

> your eyes deadass sparkle

minho :
r u sUre aBouT tHat ? ? ?

chan :
positive, even ask woojin

woojin :
the heck, why am i involved

chan :
just... answer.. please...

woojin :
yes, no, maybe, i don't know

> i'm not a bloody stalker chan, you are

jisung :
yk maybe i should just stop being stupid

felix :
maybe you should

jisung :
but tbh,

> i ain't ever gonna stop

> CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP MOVING-

> FUCK I JUST CHOKED AGAIN

> THE CARBONATION IT KILLS

minho :
is that even a word?

changbin :
probably not

woojin :
someone should help him, i can hear the cries for it

> i mean i would but felix attempted to help earlier, so...

felix :
oh

> k.

few minutes later...

woojin :
why is it so... quiet? the dorm is never like this

changbin :
oh

> jisung's being strangled by felix

woojin :
THE FUCK?

jeongin :
what!!!!!

woojin :
DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT THEN YOU BLOODY IDIOTS

> I'M TAKING A BATH

chan :
i'd love to but nah

> i'm 'busy'

minho :
what kind of leader are you

> also woojin why are you using your phone

woojin :
SHUT UP

chan :
🤷🏻‍♂️

jeongin :
wow.

> I'M COMING HYUNGGGGG

jisung :
pls and thx

> felIX IS TRYING TO TAKE MY PHOEN OMFYGODDDD

minho :
m-maknae to the rescue

jeongin :
hyung,

> shut up

minho :
k.

> 🤐