There was supposed to be a picture of Barbara slapping timmie

On a bussin' day, the clouds were barking the sun was clucking, the bus was falling. A pefrect day for a day out.

This however wasn't the case for the individual will talk about.

Yes, it's you.

Not the you in the story. I meant YOU!

TOUCH SOME GRASS! IT'S GREEN! MOST OF THE TIME!

Speaking of green (definitely wasn't intentional) we see a green haired lass inside a dimly lit room.

Greenville: Some lizard tails... Hilichurl's mask...

Right next to her was a collection of bones, minerals, your mom, lunchables, slime mental condition, etc.

You know... Lab stuff.

GreenWhamen: ?

The gal witnesses a spark coming out from the alchemy table of hers. With a sheepish smile she adjusts her glasses.

GreenWhamen: Now... How do I make it green?

Her ears began to flutter as she heard a very muffled noise from above.

GreenWhamen: Huh!?

She did a pro gamer move and bounced away.

CRASH

As the rooftop came crashing down we see an illuminated motherfucker with his ass cheeks resting on the alchemy table, looks to be waiting for someone to draw him like one of his French girls.

Y/n: PfH-Son of a bitch!? There wasn't anything below!

Checked the internet lately?

You crashed through a roof of a lab.

Y/m: WOAH! SHOCKING DISCOVERY!

Dick.

Y/n: Yeah, suck it! Bloody cunt...

You heard a girl's shriek but decided you didn't give a fuck about it.

Blind bitch.

Y/n: ... You wanna go asshole!?... Speaking of ass, why is my ass burning?

You look down to see a fire cought your ass, and you were laying ontop of a few raw materials.

GreenWhamen: A-ba-bab-a! EEEK! R-Run!

Y/n: OH SHIT! Ayo! Are those lunchab--

BOOM

Y/n: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH--

You were sent flying up towards the sky like the free bird you are.

A peaceful pigeon was flying very peacefull--

WOOSH

As Y/n crashed onto it, it no longer exists. Only feathers... While a small child watched it unfold.

Timmie: MAAAAMAAAAA!

We see a certain blonde gal and a flying timelord (probably) next to the chemistry table that is outside the lab.

Paimon: Do people even use this to make potions anymore?

Lumine was staring at the flying Y/n who was well over 35 meters up high.

Oh for all Americans that's like the size of my co-

Lumine: It got his dumptruck good, huh? Hehe.

Lumine had a "bring-em-closer" and was looking at the scene... Of a certain place.

Paimon: ... Paimon is scared by what you mean...

Amongst what remains of the Alchemy house-- which was surprisingly okay as only the roof was damaged because I said so-- was a green goblin-- I mean a green woman whose glasses was upside down and slowly crept behind the door.

Seeing as there were two live species in front of her. She decided to not leave the house due to the possibility of social interaction.

Now that probably reminds you of someone, reader.

Creeping back inside, she looks back towards her experment and notices a green light and no lunchables.

So... That's kinda a success then.

She stood there confused, but rather glad... Probably.

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That-one-dumbass: Prince! Priiince! Where are yoooouuu? Eh, guess I'll go make someone else look for em. Oh, Acting Grand Master!

ThisMofo: I appear to have butterknife for hands... That's retarded. I'm gonna tell the Acting Grand Master.

Retard: Hey! You can't say the R-word! I'm telling the Acting Grand Master!

ThisGuy: HELP! HOW DO YOU UNSTUCK A CACTUS FROM YOUR ASS! ASKING FOR A FRIEND! AAAAACTIIING GR-

Yeah, you get the message.

Oh, and Y/n was falling at great speed. One could say it was gravity, the others could say he was descending, a certain blonde says it was his dump truck, another blonde sneezed and wants to kick someone's ass.

And he quietly broke another roof-- except it was hard concrete... Probably.

As the smoke took over the room

Y/n: GAH! MY DUMMY THICC ASS!! Oh it's still here... Phew...

Coughing is heard from your left as you look to see a very pale looking dandelion tights with visible dark circles below her eyes... And a coffee.

Jean: Oh.... Hey...

Y/n: Ola.

Somehow you get up crack you back and look healthy as a horse.

Probably because you wore a horse head mask thing, I donnu just a wild guess.

Jean: ... Is that... You?

You: Yes, I am You.

Jean: No... I'm me... You're... Errr... Eula,...probably...

Y/n: How the fuck am I End-user-liscence-agreement? Wait! That's an actual name!?

Jean: Oh... Yeah... Eula isn't short...

Y/n: Fuck you.

You take off the horse mask and in a very masculine way, you front flip towards her desk.

Y/n: So... You good? Dumb question... You alive?

Jean: Yes.... Probably... Definitely... Maybe... Coffee is nice tho--

And then she hit her head and passed out on her seat.

Y/n: That kinda hurt... Damn, her head is heavy. Oh right... MEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIC!

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After carrying Jean on your back (suck it no bridal style) you kick the doors of the Cathedral breaking its hinge definitely on accident the left side of the door falls off.

Y/n: Aw man, what about the right?

BAM

Another kick was heard as the other door falls.

Lumine: Better?

Y/n: You're the best.

The trio proceed to rush towards the front of the Cathedral as the floating marshmallow spotted a door and a starts to punch it.

Paimon: BARBARA! BAAAAARBARAAAAA! *deep inhale*

Oh sh-

Paimon: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

You and Lumine covered each other's ears from the high pitched demonic screeching of the demon lord Paimon.

Jean had some cottons there.

CRAAAAASH!

All the windows of the Cathedral shattered to small and smaller pieces.

Barbara: WHAAAAT!?

She opens the door and is met by Paimon's barrage of knocking.

Paimon: BARBARA! BARBARA! WE NEED THE HELTH!

Barbara: WHAAAAAT? SPEAK LOUDER!

Lumine: Oh boy.

Barbara: WHAAAAT?

TIMESKIP BROUGHT YOU BY DAILY EXAMS

Paimon: Phew. Thank goodness. Everything went perfectly. Thanks, Barbara.

Y/n: Pog.

Barbara: ... WHAAAAAT?

Lumine: ...

Paimon: ...

Y/n: ... OK.

Barbara: *giggles* It's just a joke. Oh and Paimon.

Paimon: Y-Ye--

SLAP

Paimon: Q_Q Ooowiiie! Y/n! Y/n! Defend Paimon!

Y/n: Maybe that's a way to bring back braincells... Barbara, do it harder.

Barbara: Ehehehe! Okay!

Paimon: THIS IS WHY PAIMON IS STARTING TO PREFER LUMINE!

Lumine: I actually agree with the idea.

Paimon: ... Betrayed by Paimon's best friends... PAIMON WILL HAVE HER REVENGE! JUST YOU WAIT, PAIMON WILL BE BIGGER THAN ALL OF YOU!

Foooreshaaadooowiiiiiin--?

Barbara: Big Sis-- I mean, Master Jean is okay, it's just burnout from the stress she's getting from the work.

Lumine: I think everyone already knows you're siblings, but at least she's fine.

Y/n: *mutters* I mean, she always was kinda fi-- (As I sensed my impending doom if I proceed with my wording, I decided to fuck it and let it out) --ne.

A light punch hit your forearm as. You grab it away from the flower eater(real).

Wait that's the other one, never mind. It's flower lover. God I need to organize them notes.

Barbara: Y/n, you're the Honorary Knight, right?

Y/n: I... am?

She gave you a dissapointed look.

Y/n: Oi! Is it bad that I don't remember? I don't even use that title, it's plain!

Lumine: Alzheimer hit you hard, old man.

Y/n: It's funny coming from you.

Lumine: Don't push it.

Y/n: What if I did?

She starts wiggling her eyebrows to assert dominance.

You decide to wiggle yours harder.

Paimon: Can we get on with the chapter already-- Paimon means what?

Barbara: Huh... That felt weird... It's almost as if I felt I was being read by some people, a bunch of texts, written by a person that doesn't know what to do in life, having mental breakdowns every now and then as the ever so impending doom of death awaits us all in the end. Am I real, are you real? Is the person even real, nicknamed after a fruit without any seeds, potassium overdose is an actual thing. Even what I'm saying now isn't real and is written down to feel like I actually said it...or did I actually say it...? Who knows ?

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Paimon: Q_Q Whaaaaaaaaaa...?

The deavoness claps and looks at the trio with a smile.

Barbara: Anyhow! Every knight should take the burden of the work! See ya!

She went to the room where Jean was resting as the rule 34 artists' smiles grew... Probably.

Paimon: Ooookay... Now what?

Y/n: Chapter.

Paimon: Yeah, chapter.

Lumine: Chapter it is.

Y/n: Yeah.

Paimon: Mhm.

Lumine: No arguement there.

-TIMESKIO BROUGHT YOU BY 24-HOUR CINDERRELA-

Kaeya: --And that's why I think PuppetsVsPawns is about our industrial society and its future.

Paimon: And what does Sockraurh's betrayal have to do with this?

Kaeya: Nothing. I just felt like spoiling.

Y/n: Douchebag...

Manga readers be like.

Yeah, I'm talking about you.

Kaeya: Anyhow can you please do every single quest out there while I stay and do some mysterious stuff?

Lumine: Not suspicious at all.

Paimon: Is this your way of procrastinating?

Kaeya: Adios.

And he walked through the closed door, after a few second the door opened and shut.

Y/n: The fu-...

You look to the top right area of air, somehow.

Y/n: That makes sense... WAIT, ITS AE--

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KORE GA TIMESKIP

DA

Y/n: So when are we going back to the plot? And are we even gonna talk about what happened last chapter?

You were Strolling on dis bussin' day with your companions nearby.

Lumine: You mean the red stone... Thing?

Y/n: No, I mean how thicc my ass is.

Paimon: Put a ring on his finger if he's thiccer tnmhan a snicker! Dibs!

Lumine: Double dibs.

Y/n: Haha. I'm laughing so hard right now. You can't imagine how much my rectum got discombobulated.

You said with your 🗿 expression.

Paimon: Makes zero sense! Same old! But yeah... Paimon doesn't understand what and why that happened, but it did work out in the end, right?

Y/n: Maybe...

Lumine: We should check it out later. Who knows what secrets we may find...

You scratched the back of your head, while brainstorming ideas with your remaining one braincell.

Yeah, you decided to revive one.

Y/n's braincell: REMEMBER ME, BITCHES?!

No.

Lumine: How long is this walk... Aren't we supposed to reach Good Hunter by now?

Y/n: Plot.

You reached it.

Lumine: Oh. We're here.

You also notice Amber there.

And your eyes are slowly drifting dooooooowwwwwwwnnnnn...

Amber: I got it, Sara(not Kujo lol). You can count on me to drop kick dem!

Sara: If only you could drop kick the huge order I just got... I wanna die...

Amber: Cooking? Can help!

Sara: *SHOOKETH*

Y/n: (No Samroll? Sad...)

Paimon: *whisper* Y/n, stop. She's turning around!

Alas, you stopped and looked towards the bright blue sky in total innocence.

Amber: Oh hey, you guys! I was about to help Sara with some cooking!

Sara: N-NO! U-uh... I appreciate it but... I d-don't want to b-burden you... Besides! The hilichurl problem is more important!

Amber: Ah, right!

Lumine: I know a person who can cook and help.

Y/n: I don't.

Paimon: Paimon does.

Y/n: I don't. Your argument invalid. Plus you're a wom-

Based Y/n:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY6YVQr94dE

OK.

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Sara: Will you help.

Will he help?

Bottom text.

Y/n: No.

Sara: Would you do it for two breadsticks.

Y/n: Make it three.

Sara: Deal!

Y/n: Pai, Lumi, we need to cook!

Paimon: But Mr. L/n, Paimon don't know how to read!

Lumine: Doesn't*.

Paimon: YOU BI-

With a smirk you pull out your easy bake and get ready to cook... With the Easy BAKE.

This was the genius of Gamerburger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWIKifF0O6g

BEEP BEEP!

After the successful cooking session, you threw the Sweet Methames towards Sara without care.

The three of you were now eating breasticks and vibing on a seat.

Paimon: Yo, Mr. L/n, you didn't put poisen in this did you.

Y/n: This way of talking dowsnt suit you. But yes.

Lumine: Cool. We're dead.

Paimon: Uh, so... About the names part, uhh... Paimon may or may haven't heard you two talk about a season...

With a sigh, you got ready to I from Paimon. There's no point of keeping it a secret.

Besides, you weren't like before...

At least you hope you aren't.

Y/n: Well, let's say hypothetically, that Y/n isn't my real name.

Paimon: Oh! Paimon means... Hypothatic, yes yes.

She moves her head closer to not miss any word.

"Y/n": Social distancing.

She moves her head further to miss any virus.

Paimon: And and?

"Y/n": (God I feel cringe.) And yeah. That's it Y/n isn't my real name.

Lumine: Y/n?

"Y/n": What?

Although you tried to hide it, your smirk was very visible.

Paimon: Come on! Don't you trust Paimon? Oh let's take turns then! Paimon's real name is Paimon, biiig difference! Lumine is Lumine... Probably.

Lumine: It's a definitely.

Paimon: And the mighty Y/n is...

You roll your eyes with the smirk turning into a totally not James Bond impersonator.

More like imposte-

(No)

F/n?: Winters. F/n Winters.

Insert James Bond music here but no.

Paimon: Woah... That's lame.

Y/n: I know!

Paimon: THE ONLY GOOD LINE THAT CAN BE MADE WITH IT IS "WINTERS IS COMING."

Lumine: But it's plural it should be "are".

Paimon: EXTRA BAD.

Y/n: Y-Yeah...! Yeah...

Your mind drifts off and you stare at the wooden table blankly.

Paimon: Alright!

The emergency food slaps an oversized notebook on the table and your head snaps back intro reality.

Paimon: After our small lore talk were back to the main mission but not really main since it's a story quest and they kinda don't mean a lot but hey CONTENT! TO THE PUS--

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Although you could care less about the missing cat since you probably ate one but aren't sure, you were in front of the fountain with a familiar Fem-boy that probably some of you looked at his rule34 or rule63 or both.

... You know who you are, it's like the Astolfo Era all over again.

Tone-deaf-bard: So thou is the one who hath bygone thee pussy.

Lumine: People really broke the actual meaning of the last word. Same with a Hen...

Although you didn't know why, but you felt like someone wanted to kick your ass.

Your fine ass.

Y/n: Just call this chapter My Ass along the way.

... But people won't read it.

Y/n: Ah dammit. HEY! Name it "(L3MON🍋 and +18)" that's gonna pile em all up!

GENIUS!

(NEIN)

OH FUK OFF! YOU WANT READS YOU READER WHORE!

Y/n: FUCK OFF YOU MOLDY ASS BANANA!

(But the readers will find out it's a lie and stop reading this book that I last updated like 3 months ago!)

... Why don't you shove an apple up your as-

(that'll be off your pay)

... dick.

Y/n: Massive dick. All my homies hate DashingBanana.

Q_Q

Cry about it... ahem back to the quest.

Venti: So... your schizophrenia attack stopped, Y/N?

Y/n: Hah! It's funny because I'm gonna throw a right hook at you in the following second!

Venti: Ah, I se-

FUCK! IMAGINE GETTING CUCKED BY 0.12MB!

Anyhow, you... Punched?

...... Humor is dead.

Paimon: What were you trying to do with the wuss?

Venti dusts himself and gets up with a cheerful smile.

Venti: Like the old Liyue culture. Eat the puss.

Lumine: The puss is probably tangled in leaves, you sure it's worth it. Could be dirty.

Shaking your head, you proceed to move your vocal cords.

Y/n: Don't reccomnd. I ate a puss before, too hard, too dry. The Sahara desert is more moist.

Lumine looked at you with a "really" look.

Y/n: What?

Lumine: I'm sure you have experience in that sort of thing.

Paimon: Y/n eats puss?

Venti: I'm sure he will eat lots of them later on. If ya know what I'm sayin'?

Paimon: You didn't even hide it anymore!

SPOILERS MY GUY!

Lumine:

Y/n: U-Uh yeah... Cool.

You turn around looking at the fourth wall.

Y/n: Well, the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue...

Lumine: Is that so...?

Margaret: WHAT IN BARBATOS'S HOLY BATH WATER! NO ONE WILL EAT MY PUSSY--

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It-6a2MOg4M

After everything had calmed down and DashingBanana's drugs finally calmed down.

Paimon: So... The ahem "wuuuuuss" remarks finally came to an end.

Y/n: *mutters* Heh... Came. Hehehee- OW!

Lumine: Horni time over.

Venti: So the puss-I mean puss-I mean puss- I mean...

Lumine:I said... no horni.

Venti: Yeah the wuss stole my Astral Strings.

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Paimon: Don't care also you're tone-deaf.

Venti: Also I rolled the iron strings into a ball for the funny.

Margaret: Everyone knows cats go crazy for a ball of strings.

Paimon: Wow... That's retar-!

Lumine: We got canceled like... At least one time. I'm not in the mood to ceaze to exist again.

Yeah... I'm not even surprised.

Margaret: Here have a stinky ass fish and go look for him! Prince is black, by the wa-

Y/n: So, he's sellable?

Lumine: Y/n, no. We agreed to stop this cancel jokes.

Y/n: Ahem... "we"?

Paimon: Yeah, Lumine... "we"? GET THE N-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N_erhfH-6k

We see a small cat licking it's own paws normal-

Y/: SURPIAE ATTA-

CRASH

Like a dumbass you crashed into a pole as Paimon was flying backwards towards the cat.

Paimon: HAHA! Y/N, YOU SU-

CRASH!

She hit a food stall and fell into the apple section.

Y/n: NERD!

Paimon: SCEEW YOU, AT LEAST MY PLACE IS DELICIOUS AND HEALTHY!

A shadow loomed over Paimon as she looks up to see a random ass NPC.

NPC-that's-also-the-Adventurers-guild bossu: Am I tripping or is the apple white? Eh, guess I shall try it ou-

Paimon: NO ONE EATS PAIMON! UUURRRAAAH!

ThisGuyImTooLazyToSearchHisNamwButHeIsBlond: IT TALKS! AAAAAHH-
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Lumine: f i s h.

Lumine threw a fish next to the cat. Bur the cat just stared at it.

Lumine: Oh....

She suddenly pounced on it.

Lumine: Attacc!

Before prince could escape(get lowercased) he was grabbed by his tail by the Lumi.

Before he could try to go full sicko mode with scratching we see a mighty Y/n on a roof top.

Y/n: KAKAW, MOTHERFUC-

BOOOOOOM!

After Y/n's fantastic dive attack and somehow not breaking his bones. A sudden cartoonist smoke took over the place as Prince and Y/n were now fighting head on.

Lumine was flung somehow with a confused expression in a sitting position.

Lumine: ok.

Prince decided it was a good idea for him to bite, little did it know. Y/n has acquired some knowledge from his past adventures.

He bit back. As the two dumbasses fought head on in an intense battle of scratching and biting, because the cat was bla-

THUD THUD THUD!

Heavy footsteps were heard and Lumine, who was still stuck midair because Teyvat has its own set of rules that we don't give a fuck about, saw a bigass ripped blond man with a certain magical Paimon grabbing his hairline and guiding his ratatouille style.

Lumine: Ooh.

Paimon: IIINCOOOOMIIING!

IRememberedHisName(Cyrus): Q_Q AAAAAAAAAAAAAH--

Like a horror character, Cyrus tripped on his own footing and lost balance.

Which may have sent Paimon hurling towards you like a homing missile.

Y/n and Prince stopped fighting and looking at the scenery both slightly messy.... Slightly.

They didn't think much of it and were about to return when suddenly Paimon pulled up a fish on a fish stick.

Prince: *cat noises go brrr*

Y/n: WHAT THE FU-

Quality.

ITS A FOREST FIRE! LESS GOOOO! I congratulate the father and the mother.

TIMESKIP BROUGHT YOU BY.... Dave!

He is Dave.

Dave: Hi, I'm Dave.

Thank you, Dave.

Wait, who's Dave?

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Y/n: I won...

You look to see several destroyed shops and probably houses.

Y/n: But at what... Meh, ratio. They're gonna get rebuilt in the next scene. A major event isn't supposed to occur in a filler... Most of the time... Probably.

... Your mom.

Y/n: You do know that...

Oh shit... My bad. I forgor 💀

......

A red outruder walked in with a weirded out look on her face.

Amber: Surprisingly low amount of hilichurls... What's going ooo-...

She looks towards the area.

Amber: O_O

You might be wondering where are the citezens. Well... Let's recap a bi-

Yeah. That. Remember it? It happened like 10 seconds ago... Probably. Depends on how fast you read.

Y/n: SCENU CHANJU!

LE SCENU CHANJU

We see the four morons and a cat which was held by the biggest dumbass of the group.

Y/n: (cry about it)

We all know the laws of scene changes. Everythibg is fixed... EVERYTHING!

Amber: Awwww, isn't he adorable!

Paimon: Don't let the looks distract you, he's the enemy of all the Nations!

Lumine: I'm still stuck mid air.

The ping will be back to normal, I swear.

As Amber was measmurised by the beauty in front of her, she decided it was a good idea to ask.

Amber: Can I pet? Please please please please?

Y/n: *sigh* Go ahead. Don't blame me if you lose your hand.

You extended your arms towards the outrider with lowered eyebrows and squinted eyes.

With a huge smile she does as she wanted.

Y/n: !

Only that you felt your hair being ruffled.

Y/n: D-D-Dude!

Paimon: Man, big play!

Lumine: Really. While I'm stuck?

Amber turns towards Lumine with her signature smile while Y/n pulled the biggest move ever.

He proceeds to walk faster and away from the problems.

Sigma male grindset #189: Don't face your problems. Walk away from them.

Although the rule didn't include the heated up face.

Y/n: Shush!!

Another core cringe worthy memory Y/n. Now suffer another sleepless night.

Amber: Hehehehe!

Y/n: Demon...

Lumine: Hey, I'm finally walking! Wait... Never mind now I'm in the ground.

This is truly one of the moments.

TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU By... Loadingman-Kun... Where are you...? I miss you bro...

Sadge.

Y/n: YEET THE P-

Lumine: No more.

The two of you just throw animal in a very safe manner to make him the one stuck mid air.

Venti: HA! GRAVIT-OW!

You also made sure to throw the strings extra hard.

Now you see a wild Barbatos sneezing.

Venti: CUUURSE YOOOU ALLERGIIIIIES!

Paimon: Heh. Puny god...

Amber: Puny what?

Paimon: U-Uh... Puny garage?

Amber: Ooookaaaaaay....? Ah right! I need to hop off, I need to report back.

Last online 6 years ago.

Amber: See ya later, alligators!

Y/n: That dowsnt rhyme. OK.

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Now near the Angel's share. We see--

Lisa: Listen here you tax evading son of a b-

Paimon: OH NO!

Lisa: Hm? Oh hey, I was wondering when you'd show up. Hello, darling.

Y/n: Yo...? Bri'ish.

Paimon: NEIN!

Lumine: Uh-oh.

Paimon: (Everytime Paimon sees Lisa, Paimon keeps getting bad feelings from her...) Hmph! We're here too, ya know!?

Lisa: Oh, did you say something, sweetie?

Y/n: I'm too tired to deal with this shit. Solve it yourselves, wake me up when they're done, Lumi.

Before you let Lumine even respond you were fast asleep... Standing here...

Lisa: *giggles* Well, it seems like I can't tease him as of yet.

Paimon: Paimon smelled the THOTTERRY an eon away!Lumine is fine, Amber is, Xiangling, Jean,.... Woah... That's uh, that's a lot...

Lisa: So you're okay with the others but not me? That's rather upsetting.

Paimon: Hold on! Paimon is still processing the amount... Paimon has a feeling that it's not over yet...

Lumine: Hm...

Lisa: So...?

Paimon: Yeah... Paimon doesn't really know but.... It's just a weird feeling...

Lisa: I see...

The purple witch stared at the sleeping Y/n and then at Paimon.

Lisa: I suppose I have to prove that feeling wrong then. Heheheheh.

Lumine: Y/n, wakey wakey.

Y/n: No.

Lumine: That's not how it works.

SMACK

Y/n: AH! DAYUM, LADY! HOLY FUCK! Didn't have to go that hard!

Lisa: Well well, Lumine sure is fierce. You might wanna be careful from her, Paimon.

She turns around and pulls someone from offscreen.

Lisa: Taxes.

Charles: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!

Lisa: It's a free nation, not a tax free nation. Pay. Your. Taxes. I wanna talk with cutie now he's awake.

Y/n: I'm going to sleep.

Lisa got a hold of you and brought you closer towards NOT her chest.

Not yet you perverts. She ain't like that... Yet.

Lisa: Tax evasion is so bothersome. I could be home asleep right now...

Y/n: Yo. You forgot to unbold the letters.

Charles: I got it! I got it! You gotta thank whatever out there made the hilichurls number go down... Man I thought for sure I would have won that bet though...

Lisa: Hilichurls are at low numbers? Hmm... Wonder why...?

You stare off into a blank space and recall a few memories...

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Y/n: WHO THE FUCK GAVE AN ANEMO ARTIFACT GEO BONUS!? I'VE ALREADY DEALT WITH THE CRYO PYRO ARTIFACT NOW THIS SHIT!?

Lumine: I agree... RNG is horrible.

Paimon: THE RNG CAN GO FUC-

Y/N: -K ITSELF! I'M FUCKING FUMING! I SWEAR IF I SEE SOMETHING THAT KVES IMMA KILL IT! AAAAAAAA--

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Now back to the present.

Y/n: Hmm... Must've been the wind.

Lumine: Well, in a way, yes... But it was mostly hands on.

Lisa:

Paimon: NOT AGAIN!

Y/n: SCATTER!

You grab a bottle and try to drink from it. Only to find out its empty. With a sigh you break it and do as you said.

And everyone ran, for some reason Lisa followed.

Lisa: So we're we headed?

Paimon: RUNNING WITH HIGH HEELS!?

Lisa: You get used to it.

Paimon: H O W?

Lisa: Stepping on pe-

Paimon: PAIMON HEARD ENOUGH!

TIMESKIP BROUGHT YOU BY

LET'S SEE HOW LONG THIS PICTURE LASTS BEFORE IT GETS DELETED

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Yeah, I got nothing.

Well, after somehow losing Lisa(real), you reached the bigass tree of Wind rise that totally doesn't have a plot purpose. Wink~

You see a kneeling long trousers with her sword and eyes shut.

Jean: Lady Vennessa, I hope your watch over Mond(ay)stadt remain unclouded.

When Monday:

Jeez: I do not know if I, or the rest of the world has become as strong as you've hoped for...

Y/n:  Ich glaube nicht, dass sie es verstanden hat. Aber lassen Sie uns über die Nachrichten sprechen und wie die Luft irgendwie komisch riecht.

Jean: H-Huh?

Y/n: Ah, don't worry about it. Glass of juice should help us fix the problem.

Paimon: Paimon doesn't know what's happening today with all these comments. Guess it's one way to welcome the protein.

Jean: I, uh, I didn't know you'd guys come.

Y/n: Gross.

Jean: H-Huh?

Lumine: Just continue...

Jean: I'm guessing you know this place... Well, considering you did "borrow" that book.

Lumine: Ah, yes classic Y/n's way of borrowing.

Y/n: Fuck ya'll. Paimon, tl dr this shit.

Paimon who suddenly had a set of glasses cleared her throat.

Paimon: William Afton and Henry opened a restaurant back in-- Ah! Sorry wrong one! Ahemm.... Vennessa was a STRONK lady, very strong in fact she could suplex a ruins guard. But today's subject was slavery, so fight bacc and win against Aristocrats known as... Uhh, the... Lawthing? Lawbung...?

Paimon held her head as she starts to think somehow.

Paimon: Paimon only remembers the "Law" part of the name because eof the irony. But there was a guard who had the same name as their last one.

Lumine: Oh, you mean Lawrence?

The floating white sock snaps her fingers and points finger guns.

Paimon: Yeah! "Rence".

Jean: History is in the past now, but we need to forgive but don't forget...*sigh*  Unfortunately, the people only did the latter...

It earned a few raised eyebrow-

Paimon: NO MORE RAISED EYEBROWS!

Jean: All The Knights of Favonius' Masters have inherited the title of the "Lionfang Knight" and "Dandelion Knight".

Lumine: Lionfang seems likw the kind of name Y/n would have thought it was a good idea for his adventure's team back then.

Y/n: Please stop... I already buried those memories... Don't let them resurface. (GOD WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING BACK THEN!?)

Traveler's Shenanigans. In case you forgot...

Still not relea- FUCK!

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Lumine: Dandelion tig- I mean thi- I mean as-I mean knight sounds actually creative.

Paimon: And Lumine got infected with the sus virus. We're all fu-

Well, there was only one male in the vicinity.

Y/n: Wow, so you admit you got no balls?

THE FUCK YOU SAID TO ME YOU LITTLE SH--

Jean: Hm? WHOSE THERE?

From out of thin space a fucking Pyro Abyss mage falls on his ass.

P.A.M: Ah, fuck me in the ass and call me Tiffany!

Paimon: NOOOOOO-

PAM: Tsk. Looks like I've been cought.... RED HANDED! E Hehehehe! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

As the mage continues to laugh like a maniac all of you exchange looks.

Jean: Your hands are black.

Lumine: Oh, so we're going to that route?

Y/n: Abyssal beings can say the N-word question mark.

Paimon: And thus Paimon is here to explain the joke. You see it's funny since Y/n didn't have an actual "?" question mark but he said it out loud. Thank you for listening.

PAM: So here I was, sauce on my stick, trying to'ASS''ASS'INATE THE MASTER, BUT YOU, Uhh, one two THREE, YOU THREE SHOW UP AND RRRRRRRUUUUUIN Everything! THE MOMENT OF WEAKNESS ADVANTAGE IS NOW GGGGGOOONE!

Jean: I... I swear as long as I'm the Dandelion Knight! I swear I shall not be defeated by such despicable means!

PAM: Wow so threatening... I'm fucking outta here.

The Abyss Mage hits the cleanest nae nae you've ever seen and slaps his own buttocks to fly away.

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Y/n: It's a dungeon run, isn't it?

Lumine: Definitely a dungeon run.

Paimon: This is getting too repetitive...

Jean: It's strange.... I wonder how they found out.

Lumine: The dungeon run?

Paimon: It's kinda obvious.

Jean: N-No. I meant about my... Burnout.

Y/n: Oh, okay... Looks we might have an imposter amogu-

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The team was now in the dungeon watching with a stoned expression the mofo's nae nae flying away.

You also notice two red barrels on the gate.

Y/n: What kinda moron would fall for thi-

BOOOOOOOOOM

Apparently that moron is you, fuck you.

Y/n: NO BAAAAAAAAAAAALLLS!!!

Jean: Y/N!

Lumine: Oh.... That's not how it works?

Paimon: Okay then.

Yeah, as if two boom boom will hurt you that much, so might as well skip the boring Walcc and use the explo2as a mean to travel fas-

Timesjupjahbddnsb

Jean: ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY?

Y/n: For the 3,141,592,653,589, 793,238,462,643,383,279,502,884,197,1(69),399, 3751,0 58,209,749,445,923, 078,164,062,862,089,986,280,348,253,421,170,679th time! I'm fucking invincible!

Paimon: Oh yeah, then how can Paimon still see you!?

Y/n: Because I'm not my da- oh we're here.

PAM: Oh... Okay then. Guess my 38382948382583 traps weren't very effective. BUT HOW ABOUT THIS!?

Y/n: OH SHIT! HE'S HERE!

Paimon: HE HAS THE SUSAGE! GET DOWN!

PAM: W-WAIT! HOLD ON WHAT!? "HE"!? I WAS JUST JOKING!! IT'S A "HE"!?!?!!!!!????

And thus that's how Y/N and Paimon changed the Abyss Mage's view on live and gave him existintial crisis.

PAM: Heheheheh...

Wait....

PAM: E V E N B E T T E -

SMACK!

PAM: GAAAAH!!

The mage received a roundhouse kick to the fucking face and we see Y/n holding the body pillow of astolfo.

Y/n: Unfortunately for you... I'm a homophobic.

PAM&SomeMofos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

Listen... Just imagine that picture is on a body pillow, I tried to put the real picture of the body pillow but... A bit too... Ya know...

I've already pushed my limits with my dark jokes. But as you know, dark has no rights.

Well, you can always Google them.

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Jean: Well... That took care of that....

The squad were pulling nearer and nearer to Mond as the N-word bridge was left in fronr of him.

Jean: Hmmm... This is relaxing.. Wait a minute! How did you know I was at Windrise, did Barbara tell you?

Lumine: Honestly...

Y/n: We were secret techniquing away from Lisa.

Paimon: For some reason... That definitely doesn't include Y/n selling some stuff without doing the ta-OOF!

An elbow came from the golden eyed blond.

Lumine: -bles for it. Basically a handout. Not very efficient but it worked.

Paimon was rubbing her stomach but not really stomach and looking towards Y/n who made a slitting the throat motion.

Jean: Oh, yeah that makes sense...?

Y/n: (I still wonder how he got a body pillow from my world)

Swan: ACTING GRANDU MASTAH! WE NEED A-

Y/n: Heil Hydra!

Swan: UNSER HERR UND ERLÖSER! SCHWÄNZE RAUS! AUS! AUS!

Y/n: ... Ayo?

Swan: I... What?

Paimon: Okay, some cult stuff... Coolio... Too bad Paimon doesn't give a fu-

Lumine: Anyhow, what's the matter?

Jean: Did something happen while I was out??!

Swan: Uh, well yes... But actually no. But yes, people still exist and I found a four leaved clover. Tried to get it but life gave me the bird instead... And it's shit... Wonder why it tasted like pies tho...?

Jean started to eye a certain innocent lad who started to whistle innocently as he pocketed a four leaved clover.

Swan: Anyhow, Angel's share needs you. It's very important and definitely not a sur- Ah! A birb!

He looks up to see some pigeons flying towards the ground.

PLUMP

Everyone stares at the suicide squad with confusion as a kid was standing with shadows covering his eyes.

Timmie: .... MAAA--

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LADDER DOTS

The squad enters the tavern with 🗿 faces.

Oh wow look accessory. Some.... Things and other things, oh look a rainbow on the wall!

Jean: I... I don't think that's how Taverns should be decorated... Was that the problem?

Paimon: Oh yeah! Ignore AAAALL the huge feast that's RIGHTINFRONTOFYOU!

Jean: Taverns aren't supposed to be making sweet Madames and sticky honey roasts... And... People? Wait, that's normal...

Kaeya, Amber, Lisa, Venti, Diluc, Barbruh,Lumine,Paimon, ThisMofo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDjMZvYWUdo

ThisMofo: (Fuck you, I have a name you no balled bitch!)

Kaeya: Good one!

Diluc: I will burn you stache.

Kaeya: Please, let's not bring politics into this.

You also notice a silver haired figure behind Barbara, Jean followed your gaze and the silver haired lass hid harder.

Lisa: Maybe I should tone down the book reccomndations...

Amber: So it was you! Aw man... Uhh, HELLOO, MASTER JEAN! PARTY TIME! WOOOO!

She claps her gloved hands which sounded muffled af, and then the rest joined. The only one who made a visible sound were Barbruh and Paimon. Lumine was an "eh" close.

Well, you stood there and slowly slid across the floor while standing so no one notices. Your boots beyweayes you with the squeeeeeeaaaaaak noises alongside the wooden floors squeeeeaaaak.

Y/n: (Keep moving, they'll ignore you. Head to the main objective. Wine.)

Diluc who kept his eyes on you was shaking his head.

Paimon: Paimon can't do the funny swear and Y/n can't drink. Bruh. Wait, Y/N can swear... Does that mean Paimon can dri-

Diluc: No.

Paimon: We were harrasing the minorities...

Y/: Turns out we were the minorities...

Lumine: Sucks to suck.

Y/n: Time to harras ourselves. OI, YA FLOATING CU-

Amber: A thank-you party for you, we can only imagine the amount of hard work and pressure you get from taking care of Mondstadt...

Kaeya:  Well, since you rarely take any days off. We had this genius plan to throw a party. Enjoy this, Jean. After all, you'll never let us do this once your back at work.

He said with a chuckle in the end.

Jean: Uh...

Lisa: Oh rellaax~ This is your day off, alright what do you fancy here? We got everything.

You notice a set of lunchables there.

Jean: U-Um...

Amber: Is that... A shy Jean? Holy moly that's a once in a life time thing!

Jean: I, uh,... Thank you... All of you... But I still have a lot to do...

Everyone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31GRu9OYuVM

Kaeya: How about, hypothetically, I say that we did all the work. Taxes.

Lisa: Collected.

Kaeya: Pussy.

Venti: Returned. Also yarns. Thanks Mr. HONORARY Knight.

Y/n: Suck a di-

Kaeya: Hilichurls.

Amber: About three of them... Yeah. So kinda easy.

Kaeya: Nice. Dits all done. And we got the taxes more importantly.

You saw Lisa giving you a wink, you decided to hold eye contact with your poker face.

Y/n: (How the fuck did she find out!? Damn, it's like she git a tracker on me or something. Onee-sans, man... )

Jean: Woah... I don't know what to say... It must have been quite the hassle to bring it together...

Kaeya: Actually... The organizer is non other than Y/n.

Y/n: Ayo, what?

Paimon: Y/n, did you sleep walk again?

Lumine: It's getting out of hand, Y/N. You need to take your pills.

Y/n: Wait. You sure you mean me, like me the Y/n of Teyvat Shenanigans?

Kaeya: I don't think more of you exists.

Diluc: One you is more than enough. Seriously, it's too much.

Y/n: Ooohhhh.... About that...

"Difficulty Tweak", "Crimson Lector", "Scanny Boy", "Neat Weeb", "Elite's Tomfoolery", "Bizzare Town", "Glitching Boi", "Freedom's Jester":

Here some fanservice.

Diluc: ... What?

Barbara: Eheheh! He's just messing with you, Master Diluc. Isn't that right, Noelle?

Noelle: H-Huh? I, uh, um, probably...? Maybe...

Jean: Oh, Noelle! I didn't see you there.

Noelle: A-Ah! A-Acting M-M-Master Jean... Hello!

Venti: The most trustworthy maid of Mondstadt has helped us set this place up with her immense experiences and beautiful tastes!

Diluc: Says the person who made her do his share of work.

Venti: The past is in the past!

Kaeya: By the way. Thanks for the venue, Master Diluc. The tab would be rather cringe worthy if it weren't for his generosity.

Diluc: ... Despite my initial reluctanance to sponsor a Knights of Favonius event in any way... I, like any citizen of Mondstadt, owe my thanks to Jean for her hard work.

Jean: Oh, I-

Barbara: Alright alright! Stop crowding her, she's supposed to feel relaxed!

Y/n: But I still didn't host this bullsh-

NO ONE CAAAAAAAARES!

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It all started simply. All of you idiots dumped head first into the food that you cooked and somehow baked? With your easy bake alongside some of your signature touches of punching the chicken until it heats.

And other secret formulas. Wouldn't want any of you pulling a Plankton.

Lumine: What you got there?

Barbaea: Special drink!

Paimon: OOOH! Reed!

Babrara: Well, I decided to put--

Paimon: Tomatoes? Watermelon?

Y/n: Cherries...?

Lumine: The blood of your enemies?

Barbara: Nope! It's chilis!

Y/n: So I was rig- wait what?!

Paimon: Sliiiding away time?

SQUEEEEEAAAAAAAK

Barbara: It's not BAD!!

Ooiio

And then the chaos came into play.

Y/n: VENTI, FUCKING DAMMIT! THAT'S MINE!

Venti: THOU WANTS TO MAKE USE OF THE WINE TI THE FULLEST!

Diluc: You're not supposed to have that near you within 5 kilometer radius!

Y/n: STUCK IT UP YOUR ASS, DILUC!

Amber still had her share of of the foot and "borrowing" some of the food to herself.

Lumine: Hey now!

Amber: Heheh! Sharing is caring!

Paimon: Unfortunately Paimon is a capatalist! HAND IT OVER!

Lumine: Hey! It's mine!

And another fight occurred.

Lisa was sitting with an amused smile on her face next to Jean who was smiling awkwardly.

Kaeya was drinking some good old wine from the bottle laughing at thr chaos.

Barbara was drinking her special drink that she tried to offer to Noelle.

Noelle, didn't want any of that shit.
She enjoyed the smell of alcohol in the air...

Amber: YYYYY///N! LUMINE TOOK THE STICKY HONEY ROAST!

Y/n: Lumine, don't take the Sticky Honey Roast...

Lumine: But it's my share! She's stealing it!

Y/n: Oh.... Then kick her ass!

Amber:Y/N!

Paimon: SNEAK STEAL!

Paimon who had the high ground flew down and snatched the roast away and somehow ate it in one bite.

Lumine and Amber: 0_0

Paimon: Hehehehe... One does not simply give away food... Especially good food...

Amber: GET HER!

Lumine: I'll get the palms!

Paimon: HEY! HEEY! AAAA-

She flew up as the two gals follow her.

Oh. Yeah remember when you were fighting Venti? Well, now you two teamed up on Diluc and forced him into a Conga-Line.

Kaeya: *chuckling*Looking fire-y, Master Diluc.

Diluc: I regret every decision I made that led me to this dismay...

Venti: SAY CONGA!

Y/N: YOU'RE NOT CONGA-ING HARD ENOUGH!

Barbara: This looks fun! Come in, Noelle, Jean!

Noelle who was intrigued by the fact that Barbara was dragging both of her and Master Jean together, and now she got a good look of the person she looks up to... And she was still looking up due to height differences.

Jean: T-That's not necessary.

Lisa: That's the fun part. No consent.

Heres a fun fact for all Genshin players as well:

The age of consent is 18.

Well, it's 16 in a lot of areas but it's still too high for Genshin players standard.

I'd know since I'm one.

Cupcakes.
If you know, you know.

And alas a bigass worm was formed, even the Texas worm still wouldn't give a fugck and would consume all of you.

Nonetheless, you had a good a good time.

CRASH!

Paimon: LET GOOOOOOO!

Amber: Oh a conga line!

Lumine: Wait. People know what a conga line is? Cool. We still turning Paimon into the drong in Biology class.

Paimon: NEEEVEEEER!

Lumine: Okay then... Why didn't you say so?

Paimon: DID. THAT!

Amber: COONGA!

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Hiccup!

Venti: Yyy/nnyyyy... *hiccup* yee... The beshylth fraghhnd...coud ash foh!

The two of you were sitting in the stool and leaning on the bar for the hardcore conga line.

Y/n: Give me the drink then... Just a sip.

Venti: *hiccup* Shuuuuu thiiin*hiccup*

You witness time slowing down as he slowly hands you the drink. You were going to hold it only for a cuckblocker moment.

Diluc: If you give him that drink, I will make sure you don't get served as well.

Venti: ... Ish...*hiccup*Nuhing.... Pershuna'... *hiccup*

Y/n: One day... I'll get you for this... Diluc Ragvindr.

He ignores you and you weren't in the mood for more fights at the moments.

You felt you hand grab your shoulder, and then get embraced from the back.

Y/n: I DON'T CONSENT!

Amber: *hiccup* Heeheee... Hello there, Y/n~

You could smell a faint scent of alcohol coming from her. Faint because of Venti's smelly ass.

Now you has to deal with a drunk Amber. You know that's how you were--

Y/n: Amber, coolio. Wassup..?

You could feel her shift around and now she is to your right resting her head on your shoulder and like a giga Chad you are, you remind yourself not to reveal a weak spot and scold the red blood cells.

Y/n:(I swear if any of ya'll red motherfucker decide its a good idea to go down there!)

You take a deep inhale, and try not make any sudden moves.

Amber: Mmhm.... Nothing, I just wanted to see.... *hiccup* if you comfy....

Y/n: Wow. That's kinda sad.

Amber: Shut up... *hiccup* Y/n..? Ca' yooou teach meh... to make gud food...? Like yours.. It was... Yum yum... *hiccup*

Y/n: Perha-

And then you felt another pair of hands, but it was slightly more forceful to your left.

You kinda had a guess.

Lumeme: Y/n...

You prepare yourself as you look to see a red hue on the blonde's cheek.

Y/n: (Don't you dare...)

Y/n Jr.:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYo5bN5qpKg

Can't believe Y/n Jr. Became a grandma. Such sad moment.

Like a normal person, you put your leg on top of your other leg and maintained a poker expression.

You began to think of a way out without doing anything too like punch them in the throat kind of way... Yet.

Lumine: Amber... Off... Shoo!

Amber: Was here firsht! Y/n whill mahk me a HonAh RoshT!

Lumine: NEIN! Y/n vill vake mam RoashT

Amber: Er ist zu dick für Sie, um damit umzugehen

Lumine: Beer.

Amber: ... Gudu pointu.

Paimon: And if we look to the left we see Y/n being a harem protagonist to support the maybeharem tag still existing. Oh and for the R E A D S!
READERS HORNY! WE NEED MORE SCENES! GRAB THEIR BUTTOCKZ--

Jean who was witnessing it decided to get up, and take the stairs.

Lisa raised yet another eyebrow to further hit the damage. If that makes sense.

But who gives a fuck about sense. It's overrated.

Y/n: (Can't think of anything with that head. Junior! Help me out!)

After somehow conversing with your other self, you decide to roll back and bring then with you on the ground.

THUD

Only now, you were the one up top.

Fist bumping your junior is not the brightest idea so you didn't do it.

You tried to run away and not make the same mistake that made you exist.

You felt them holding you and you were about to do a sick ass kick them, but remembered who they were.

So you did the only logical thing and..

Y/n: No food for the next two days.

As complain filled the room, you took advent aged of this and yoinked your arms out.

Y/n: I ain't losing my lovely gobly! You two can fuck eachother so I have a good reason to assert my homophobic tendencies on you!

And then you tried to run for the Wine crates still persistent, only 5o geyvyoinked by a purple lady.

Paimon: Ayo!

Lisa: Jean is upstairs, leaving the party to look at the night sky. Something from a romantic novel, don't you think?

Y/n: I don't ca-

Lisa: I will report your tax evasion ass if you don't go upstairs with her.

Y/n: You--!

You look back to witness a sleeping Lumine and a sleeping Amber who were hugging eachother... Well, it looked like that. Mage they passed out when they were choking eachother to death.

Anyhow like a normal person, and because the author is getting tired, you use Anemo powers to boost up and break the ceilings, landing  next to Jean.

Jean: Doors exist.

Y/n: Overrated.

Jean: *sigh* I won't bother...

She held the railings and looking up  to the moon that you so desperately want to kick its ass.

Soon...

Y/n: So... You good?

Jean: Just... Getting some air.

Y/n: Something the matter? The stars suck today, you can't possibly look at them.

Jean: They don't...

Y/n: Jean, there's fucking clouds. You can't see shit.

Jean: Oh... Heh.

She turns to face you with a small smile.

Jean: I want to thank you for all of this.

Y/n: Ay ay. As much as I appreciate being appreciated in this appreactationseption. I didn't really partake in the preparation nor did I have a clue about this.

Jean: Hehe. I know, but a part of me believes that you would have done it... Still, it's good to be with everyone. Spending time with all of you has definitely lifted up my spirits.

Y/n: Of course it would, I was there.

Jean: *chuckle* It's quite admirable what happened when you just arrived. Saved the city, fought against a dragon, saved another city, found your friend, your life is nothing short of hard work. And I've come to realize...

Jean: I'm more of a Dandelion Knight than a Lionfang Knight.

Y/n: Hah! Good job!

You had no idea what it meant, but you were kinda glad... But still confused.

She seems to have noticed it.

Jean: Lionfang knight represents Venessa's past, a past she fought so hard for Mondstadt... But the Dandelion represents the hopeful future, her hopes for the future when she formed the Knights.

Y/n: I see... It's really nice to see people realize that they need to let go of the past and move on... Hehe. You can't imagine how frustrating it can be... I'd know...

And now you rested your elbows on railing, Jean joining you.

Jean: I'd like to hear and know more about you, Y/N.

Y/n: Hehe. Who doesn't? A handsome, fabulous, cool, badass, someone with an ass thiccer than osmium. So... Whaddya wanna know?

You see her small smile getting slightly wider.

Jean: About those names you decided for your adventures and how it went...

Y/n: .... Fuck you.

Jean: Ehehehe!

You rolled tour eyes, and a grin found its way on your face.

Y/n: Yeah, yeah, laugh it up. You won't be after I discover what you were reading back there... I may have taken the key.

Ans now the embarrassment meter is on its way.

Jean: Y-You! I-It's a research for agriculture!

Y/n: Oh, yeah, didn't know agriculture had some other stuff in it...

Jean: W-what s-stuff?

You looked at her dead in the eyes.

Y/n: Stuff.

Obviously, you didn't find the key, nor did you know ahout the stuff. It just crossed your mind and you didn't want to be always the butt of the joke.

And now Jean was violently shakinh you in the balcony while the purple witch watched.

She giggles to herself while taking a sip of her wine glass.

Lisa: It's been quite a while since I hung out with cutie, hasn't it?

Oh yeah... Guess you're the next hangout?

I donnu, we'll see what we come up with.

Until then...

Your memes end here

Y/n: OI! CAN SOMEONE HELP ME PICK UP TWO DRUNKARDS!

Diluc: It's three.

Y/n: You can fuck Venti. Don't care.

Kaeya: Ooh. So that's why you never had a girlfriend, Diluc.

Diluc: Out of my establishment.

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So... Guess who uploaded and came back... Unlike your dad.

So hey, I'm tired and I want to die.

Yeah, updates will continue to be rare, but at least I was able to post this.

My final exams will be in two months, no big deal.

I missed doing this though, I really do.

But ya know... Life sucks weiner and real life responsibilities are gonna come to you sooner or later.

We get old as fuck too fast.

Unlike those child-

Anyhow how was this chapter? Good? Bad? I dipped my balls in sulfuric acid?

Until next time(but feel free to talk to me honestly, I'll respond when I have the time)

DashingBanana is dashing away because found out you watch PNGtubers(probably, I don't know honestly what these memes are anymore. Boomer moment)

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In the whispering woods, the same night as the party we see a floating marshmallow with the e/c eyed lad.

Paimon: Man, Lumine sure is a heavy sleeper. Same with Amber.

Y/n: Noelle is a beast. Carried them both with one hand.

Paimon: Sure is! So.... Why are we here?

Y/n: I sensed a disturbance in the force... Or something, I donnu. I want to.

Paimon: Makes sense... Probabl--

From the rattling trees a figure jumps down, the two of you got ready to kick ass and then notice...

Paimon: A chicken?

The chicken pulls out a fedora and wears it.

Paimon: *gasp* Colonel the chicken!

Colonel: *clucking noises*

Y/n: Good to see ya too, my dude. She's still in horny jail, right?

Colonel: ...

Y/n: Oh fuck me... Don't.

Colonel: *cluck*

Paimon: Something the matter? What's urgent?

He clucks once more.

Y/n: Dr. Nerd?

Cluck again.

Paimon: Nerf?

Cluck cluck.

Y/n: Nerf or nothing penis?

Paimon: Nefarious or something?

Colonel: *cluck*

Y/n: Oh a portal will open so we get dragged into a crosslver with this motherfucker known as Doctmar123

Y/n: Oh cool, some grammatical errors. We're gonna fit right in.

Paimon: Wait wha-

A fucking portal appears and sucks you all in

Oh son of a bitch.

[The demensional dragon special chapters is where this weird ass crossover happens]

I was held at sniper point for this. Doct, please release my two dogs and ketamine drill.

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Character's opinion on your ass

Yo mama so fat she will get diabated from your asshole

Lisa-
Ah, my little cutie. He's adorable, isn't he?  He's a chaotic good kid of guy... But there was a moment where I saw him rather uncomfy, seenhis legs shake while we had some food at Good Hunter's. Guess I need to make him as comfortable as possible. Anything for him~ Hmm, I do however wonder how he can control the elements without a Vision.
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-Jean-
The Honorary Knight of the Knights of Favonius. His combat and observation skills are truly remarkable. One flaw is that he tends to... "borrow" stuff without permission sometimes, one being my Legend of Venessa book. *sigh* And he also likes explosions and one time he planned on exploding the Solitary Confinement to "rescue his fellow bomb lover". Though as chaotic he can be, he also can be very kind and concerned about your safety. He insisted several times for me to take a break, going as far as to try to find a loophole or an "Acting-Acting Grandmaster". He helped me realize myself as a Dandelion Knight, I am thankful to him for that... *mutters* I-I wonder if he genuinely wanted... N-Never mind!

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Paimon: You harem main character piece of sh-