Anonymous said:

I was reading the Gotham City Handbook (Yes that's a thing apparently) and under emergency protocol, it says to call the GCPD and I'm laughing so hard right now!

#OnlyinGotham

#WhoTFCallsThePolice

#WhatDoYouThinkThisIs?

#Metropolis?

#UShineTheBatsignal

Anonymous said:

#OnlyInGotham is it considered an insult to say someone punches like Superman. Seriously, though. That guys has terrible fighting form, and all of Gotham knows it.

#LearnToThrowAPunch

#OrBlock

#WaxOn

#WaxOff

Anonymous said:

Working in a Gotham coffee shop is as you'd expect; constant robberies, villains and heroes coming in at stupid hours for a caffeine fix (there is a strict no fighting rule). But this morning Red Robin comes in, seemingly fine before ordering the most caffeinated drink we have  and passing out right then and there.

#OnlyInGotham

#YouOkayThereRob

#MaybeIShouldGetMedicalTraining

#JusticeInCase

Anonymous said:

Batman showed up to a Riddler robbery. Riddles went into a monologue and did his evil laugh thing a little to hard and started having an asthma attack. Batman rolled his eyes , reached into his utitlity belt, and pulled out AN INHALER LABELLED "EDDIE."

#OnlyInGotham

#BlessYourHeart

Anonymous said:

#OnlyInGotham do you have Red Hood and Red Robin listening to your grandma when she lectures them for locking Robin in the Batmobile.

#YouGoGrandma

Anonymous said:

The headline of the Gotham Herald says, 'Gotham Being Considered to Host Next Olympics,' so we've all been super stressed out today. Even Joker is just staring at the newspaper and screaming.

#OnlyInGotham

#HallOfFameBadIdea

Anonymous said:

Everyone is chanting 'harley' over and over, I look outside, she was chasing a known abuser around (GPD DO YOUR D**M JOB) and bats is watching, I'll update if he intervenes)

UPDATE: Harley and Bats joined FORCES ON BEATING him

UPDATE: Bats stopped and pulled Harley off before they killed him

#OnlyInGotham

#HeSaidHeWouldn'tLastInJailAnyway

#BatfamAndThisRedHeadInAWheelChair(oracle?)WereCheeringAndEatingPopcorm

#GotRedHood'sNumberAsWell

#F***Yeah

Anonymous said:

Arkham guards again. We just poured about $1000 worth of LEGO's on the floor in front of Joker's cell and took away his shoes. I don't know how long it'll hold him though.

#OnlyInGotham

Anonymous said:

Kids are now calling me Batmom after I kicked a mugger in the face. Coworkers have picked up on it.

#Seriously?

#i'maBlackBelt

Anonymous said:

Working as a lawyer here makes me question everything. Penguin just walked in and is explaining ever so politely that he learned the one of his thugs is a rapist and would like to help testify against him. It makes me wonder why Batman fights this guy . . .

#OnlyInGotham

#HeBroughtAllTheWritePaperwork

#HeEvenFoundEvidenceAgainstTheMan

Anonymous said:

Lex Luther called Riddler a moron and made him cry. I bet Lex thought that was the end of it, but Riddler went and told Harley. Um, Metropolis? You might want to run . . . #OnlyInGotham, it seems, do you know that picking on Riddler is like picking on the baby sibling of the 12 meanest bullies in the playground.

Anonymous said:

I sincerely hope your never in the same room with all the villains at the same time, but if you ever are just know they always sit in the same order. I asked them why and they said that's the order their cells in at Arkham and if they try to move Riddler OCD starts acting up and then they have to solve lots of riddles so it just saves time. Also, it's the only way they've found where no one wants to either of the people next to.

#OnlyInGotham

#BFFs

Anonymous said:

I just did a thing. Riddler was saying there was no on Earth he couldn't solve and he defied me to ask him a question he couldn't answer. "Ok, Riddler. How can we solve cancer?" He looked at me, told me he'd get back to me, and ran away yelling about research. So hang in there, humanity. We've got someone working on the cancer thing.

#OnlyInGotham

#RiddleMeThis

#IGuessHe'llNeedToGoToMedSchool

Anonymous said:

#OnlyInGotham do I have to carry an extra lunch box in case I see beating up a super-villain when he should CLEARLY BE IN SCHOOL DARNIT BATMAN BE A BETTER PARENT

#ThatsItI'mAdoptingHim

#HeIsMineNow

#YourBedtimeIsNineOClockOnWeekdays

#AndTenOnWeekends

#HonestlyBatman

#YourATerribleFather

Anonymous Said:

I started interning at Wayne Enterprises for college credits and bumped into Tim Drake today, and the horror in his eyes when he saw another dark haired teen wandering the building was priceless

#OnlyInGotham

#WayneFamily

#WayneKids

#IThinkIGotAdopted

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