Me: *playing Fortnite* THIS IS AWESOME!!!!

(Character falls off a bunch of wood stacked together and is still falling)

Me: ...Oh!

(The character dies)

Me: That was horrible.

AzureEye: Yeah.

Me: *screeches and throws controller at him*

AzureEye: *gets hit with the controller* Ow!

Me: What the-?! Azure Eye?

AzureEye: Well, yeah.

Me: ...Oh shoot. They are not going to like this at all.

AzureEye: *picks up controller* This thing is broken.

Me: NOOOOOO!!! *hello darkness my old friend*

(R.I.P Blue Controller)

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All: *stares at Azure Eye*

Me: So, uh, meet your new roommate! Heheh.

All: ...

AzureEye: Um, this is awkward.

All: ...Why?

Me: Well, I may have accidently imagined him.

All: ...Why?

Me: Because I love this character and you guys!

All: ...Why?

Me: It all started when I was born.

All: ...Why?

Me: 'Kay, I'm not continuing.

All: ...

Me: *runs away because she knows her life will end soon and she will never play Fortnite again*

All: *stares at Azure eye*

AzureEye: Uh, hi?

All: Hello...

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....
.....

Silas: LETS SEND HIM TO SIBERIA!!!

AzureEye: Wait, what?!

All: YEAH!!!! *gets a big box*

AzureEye: What?!

Rantaro: I'm sure they'll like you there!

AzureEye: NOOOOOO!!!

Karina: HOLD UP!!

All: *stops*

Karina: Azure Eye's new here. He's going to live here for who knows how long. We should treat him with respect.

AzureEye: Yeah, be nice to me!

All: ...Fine.

Karina: Wonderful! Now, Azure Eye, sign here. *hands him a clipboard with a piece of paper on it and a pen*

AzureEye: O-kay. *signs the paper* What's this for?

Karina: Oh, this is just agreeing to any challenges, no matter what!

Jin: Believe me, those challenges are harsh.

AzureEye: DANG IT!!

Karina: Well, you should have read the page.

Azure: Its like 10 paragraphs long! I'm sure there's also a back to it.

Karina: Yep! *turns page* 10 more paragraphs. And also- *the pages start coming out and it ends at who knows where*

AzureEye: THAT PAPERWORK'S 10 MILES LONG!!

Ken: Where does it end at?

Ben: *shrugs* I dunno. Kansas?

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Karina: And lastly, the laundry room!

AzureEye: THERE'S ANOTHER LAUNDRY ROOM?!

Karina: Yep. Don't ask how that girl is rich, because I have no idea.

Me: *walking to them* Its called great parents! Though...Its sad.

Jin: Believe it or not, this is actually a lab!

(Hears an explosion)

All: What the-?!

Naoki: *runs to Jin* THERE'S A LAB?!

Jin: Yeah?

Naoki: NOBODY TOLD ME!!

Jin: Well, Venria told me not to tell any...one. Oops.

All: ...

Silas: HE KNOWS TOO MUCH, KILL HIM!!

All: *grabs a weapon*

Jin: AHHH! *gets a bag from the kitchen and runs away quickly* Smarties, save meeeeeee!!!

All: *runs after him*

AzureEye: Uh...

Karina: Believe me. THIS IS NOT A LAB.

AzureEye: Uh, okay?

Karina: Its a big house that lives underground and Venria's family don't know it exists.

AzureEye: 😕

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(AzureEye, Free, RenWu, and Ukyo are all playing Jenga.)

Karina: AzureEye!

AzureEye: *stops taking out a brick and looks at Karina* What?

Karina: I just bought make up!

AzureEye: ...Okay?

Karina: Take off your mask and let me put it on you!

AzureEye: NOOOOOOO!!!! *runs away and accidently destroys the Jenga building*

RenWu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Ukyo: *picks up a block* How could he? *lifts it up at the sky* WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!

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Silas: *standing on a table* GIVE. ME. GARLIC BREAD!

Jin: *eating a smartie and watching*

Silas: I WANT GARLIC BRE-

Susan: SILAS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Silas: Ahh! *falls off table* Oof!

Susan: What are you doing?!

Silas: *points at readers* Ask them.

Susan: *stares at the readers* Wha-?

Jin: NOOOO!! THE FOURTH WALL IS BROKEN FOREVER!! *falls on his knees and starts crying*

Silas&Susan: Wha-?

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Lui: *running in circles* Haha!!

Zac: Meh. Big deal. *runs around in circles* Ha! *falls* Oof!

Lui: Yeah! I win!

Gabe: Good job.

Lui: SHUT UP, GABE!!

Gabe: I just gave you a compliment!

Lui: *covering his ears* I can't hear you! Blah, blah, blah.

(A loud crash is heard)

Clio: *running in* I DO NOT SAY BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! *slaps Lui*

Lui: *rubbing his cheek* Ow...

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Cuza: *does a backflip* Yeah!!

Yugo: What are you doing?

Valt: *does a backflip* Yeah! Aced it!

Yugo: *turns to Valt* What are YOU doing?

Rantaro: *does a backflip* Oh, yeah!

Yugo: WHY IS EVERYBODY IGNORING ME?!

Jin: *behind him* Hey, Yugo-

Yugo: *turns around* WHAT?!

Jin: *runs away crying*

Yugo: Wha-?

Rantaro: Typical.

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Ben: *jumping on a bed* WHEE!!

Ghasem: *runs in* What are you doing?!

Ben: Having FUN! Unlike you, Ghasem!

Ghasem: I do have fun!

Ben: Prove it!

Ghasem: I WILL. *knocks down drawer* There!

Ben: 😨 Uh, Ghasem?

Ghasem: ...Venria's right behind me, isn't she?

Ben: ...Yes.

Me: *shocked face* MY DRAWER!!! *screeches* OH, SAY CAN YOU SEE!!

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Me: THIS IS JUST AN AWESOME TIRE!!! *hugs tire*

All: Weirdo.

Daigo: :( I want a tire.

Shu: Fine. *pushes red button and a tire appears*

Daigo: YEAH!! *hugs tire*

Wakiya: What about ME?

Rantaro: What about you?

Wakiya: Hey!

Shu: *jumps on a table* Everyone shall have tires!! *pushes red button repeatedly*

All: YEAH!! *hugs tires*

Shu: *hugs a tire*

Xander: *notices something* Uh, Shu?

Shu: *still hugging the tire* Yeah?

Xander: THE BUTTON IS STILL GETTING OUT TIRES!!!

Shu: HUH?! *looks at red button* What the-?!

(Tires start repeatedly appearing, making the room filled up with tires)

All: Ahh!

Joshua: *runs to the door and tries to open it but the doorknob comes out* Uh... *turns to them* So, like, that happened.

All: JOSHUA!!

Free: YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!

Joshua: HEY, I DO NOT!!

Cuza: Maybe we can break a window to get out!

Ukyo: We can't! Tires are in our way!!

(The room gets smaller as tires start to fill up)

Gabe: Uh...*picks up Lui and throws him in the tires*

All: ... *looks at Gabe expectedly*

Gabe: So, like, the sacrifice didn't work.

Silas: They probably don't like seafood.

(Tires are coming towards them)

All: AHH! HELP! GET US OUT OF HERE!!

(Tires fill up the whole room)

Joshua: NOOO! I'M TOO BEAUTIFUL TO DIE!!

Valt: CAN'T...BREATHE!

All: HEEEEELP!!!

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Me: Yah, we survived.

Susan: But we ended up in the hospital.

All: ...See ya later!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EZuLmiz7To

(Ending song plays)