Because I miss writing the trio of Gem, Creed, and Pearl:

Creed: Gem and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Pearl: *Sighing* What did Gem do?
Creed: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Gem: Who wants a steering wheel?

Gem: What time is it?
Creed: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out Creed: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Pearl: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Creed: It's 2 am

Gem: WHY. why did you give Pearl a
KNIFE?!
Creed: I'm sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Gem: Now I feel unsafe!
Creed: I'm sorry.
Creed: ... would you like a knife?

Store Worker: Would a Ms. Gem please come to the front desk?
Gem, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Creed and
Pearl
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Creed and Pearl, simultaneously: We got lost:
Gem: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

Gem, texting Creed: Creed! Help I'm being kidnapped
Pearl: Where are you?
Gem: I'm with some strange person.
In a car. Help.
Creed: I'll call Pearl.
Pearl, answering their cell: Y'ello?
Creed: Where's Gem? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Pearl: Gem? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-Pearl:
Pearl: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Pearl: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Gem: WHO ARE YOU?!

Gem: I know you snuck out last night, Creed.
Pearl: Play dumb!
Creed: Who's Creed?
Pearl: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Gem, to Creed: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Creed, motioning to themself and Pearl: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

Gem: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Creed: Okay, but in my defense,
Pearl bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Gem: That's not what I wanted to-you drank SHAMPOO?!

The squad is trying to con some random guy
Gem: Um, Creed, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Creed: We need money!
Gem: You're scamming him?
Creed: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Gem: What?! No way!
Creed: Why not? We already stole Pearl!
Pearl: Hey guys
Gem: No, we didn't. Pearl can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Pearl: I wanna steal

Gem: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Creed?
Creed: ... No.
Pearl: I do!
Gem: I know, Pearl.
Pearl: I'm sad!
Gem: I know, Pearl.

Gem: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Creed: How am I supposed to know?
Pearl: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Creed: *sighs*
Creed: You wouldn't be trapped.