The Wonderland crowds were all cheering as their champion fighter held his spear and shield in the air, he chuckled menacingly as you stood on the far end of the coliseum, you were equipped in the smallest armor they had available, in terms of durability, it's the same as his, you held the dagger with two hands as you gripped it tightly, it may be a dagger, but it was more like a broadsword from how big it was, but then again, most jabberwockies were easily over 10 feet so you can understand why it was so big. You looked up and started at Louise as she sat next to her mother, the queen of the wonderlands, she looked amazing in that bridal gown, but you knew you weren't gonna be the groom, but you were determined to do it, you could hear the entire coliseum boo at you, calling things like the meek mortal, suicidal, and delusional, but you didn't care, what mattered was that you were gonna beat the shit out of him, win the official hand of Louise and marry her according to Wonderland tradition, and then take her home and live just like none of this happened... you smiled as you thought, but right now, your life was on the line, in terms of chances, this is essentially David Vs Goliath, soon the whole crowd got quiet as the queen stood up from her seat, all attention was her...

Queen Rowling : "My fellow wonderlandians, from the Jabberwockies to the JubJubs, to yes even you cheshire cats"

Meme-Chan: "That's me!"

Literally everybody in the coliseum: "SHHHHHHH!"

Meme-Chan simply shrugged before sitting in her seat again, she guesses this event is too serious for memes

Queen Rowling : "Ahem... Today will be a day we will remember and talk about for a long time... In this coliseum there are two fight, their goals are the same, to take my daughter's hand in marriage... our two fighters today are our champion, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle"

Soon the crowd roared with their approval, chanting his name and rooting for him, soon the queen signaled everybody to settle

Queen Rowling : "And the other fighter is... some human"

The whole coliseum then began to boo at you, you could also see some people were throwing things at you, you felt humiliated to be there, and you were the good guy, well... at least that's what you would like to believe, soon the queen once again gestured for everybody to quiet down

Queen Rowling : "Alright, now that we are introduced, we will introduce the rules... no fatal wounds, this is not a match to the death, but rather, a match of beliefs, whoever lasts the longest, will win my daughter's hand, Princess Louise Carroll Lockhart the IV, and so..."

Soon she grabbed a flag and you began to gulp, this was it, a normal human vs a 15 ft tall gladiator with years of experience... this should be fun

Queen Rowling : "Let the battle commence!"

She said as she began to wave the flag around, trumpeters began to blow their instruments as an orchestra began to play some serious music, you then began to run right towards Sir Arthur, you yelled as you made your way up to him, you quickly jumped at him, your dagger pointing right at the bottom of his chest plate, however he was gonna block it with his shield, he quickly shoulder bashed you with his shield and sent you flying, you didn't make a sound as you flew through the air, you simply looked at everybody in the coliseum, and time seemed to slow down as you kept on falling, you couldn't help but frown as you saw Louise frowning, she clearly couldn't watch this... And then you felt the floor as you fell face first, you groaned and got up before noticing there was a huge spear coming right towards you, it was coming closer and closer until it was inches away from your face, and impact was inevitable...

You: "Yep that's me... you're probably wondering how I got into this situation, well it all started a day ago when I was taking out the trash..."

Oh shit cool! I get to be the omnipotent 3rd person narrator! No you don't, I'm the author, you don't get to be omnipotent. Yeah well this is my flash back so I get to talk about it, plus what do you have to lose? You were already letting this book die, I'm honestly surprised you continued Waifumaster. Listen you, I didn't let this book die, I was just way too lazy and uninterested to work on it, so I focused all my time in doing literally anything else than this book. Shesh, sounds kinda harsh man, I mean this is your most popular book besides the first book which I can't possibly surpass. Yeah well don't worry about it, I understand people like this story so what matters is that I get a chapter out, speaking of which, just hurry up and have your flashback. Alright sounds good dude! Ahem... It all started when I was taking out the trash, and then... Que superhero landing! Kaboom! That's when Sir Arthur Conan Doyle came into the story, oh shit cool, looks like all these comments about him agree, he's a fucking ass, also he's... Pantheon from league of legends? Waifumaster what are you doing stealing characters from big companies like riot- Shhhh! Don't talk about that shit, they might hear you and get my book copyrighted or something... Oh I get It, sorry I'm new to this whole narrator thing, ahem... basically all of the girls got spooked and walked outside.

Meme-Chan : "Aw shit, here we go again"

You: "Uh... come again?"

Sir Arthur : "This doesn't concern you peon, this is between me, and Louise..."

Yeah he was an asshole, after that he pushed me out of the way and Helleanor began to beat his ass with a bat

Helleanor : "YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!"

Meme-Chan : "Aw man, I wanted to do that"

Honestly Helleanor is savage, she doesn't give a shit about anything so it was pretty awesome to see her throw him onto the ground and tear his armor apart, I couldn't help but snicker as he screamed from the horror of having such a small girl annihilate him, however Louise just had to intervene...

Louise: " Helleanor! Stop! Let's be civil about this..."

Helleanor : "I don't agree, I say I go right for the jugular and kill him"

Louise : "Well I didn't ask you to agree with me, so told you a command, now get out of here, if you do I'll tell you where Y/N keeps his bacon"

Helleanor : "Well shit bitch, that's all you had to say~"

Meme-Chan : "Why the hell is everybody being memey except for me? It's in my name for Don's sake..."

After that Louise whispered into Helleonors ear and she went back into my house to eat all of the bacon, Which means I have to buy some more when I get back home, but anyway after that Sir Arthur was able to regain his composure and got back up again before dusting himself off, Louise helped me up and she began to walk towards him, at that point I couldn't help but feel like those two were connected or something, and it appears that I was wrong because she totally bitch slapped him, I could tell he wasn't having a very good day

Louise : "How dare you... How dare you come to my residence and mistreat my caretaker like that? It's dishonorable and deplorable..."

Sir Arthur : "Yeah well I'm not happy about it either, I came here because your mother commanded me to find you, and so I did, now you gotta come back to Wonderland with me..."

Louise: "What! How could she just do that to me! I don't want to go back! I could care less as to why that Homewrecker wants me back there! I'm not leaving and that's final!"

By now I could tell Sir Arthur wasn't some asshole, he was just a knight, he didn't look like it, but I could tell he had a code of honor, he may be blunt and a bit mean, but I kinda expected that, after all, I'd be pretty insulted if she chose some loser like me instead of a hero like him, however what I was more confused about, was how she called her own mom a homewrecker, pretty weird... However soon he grabbed her by the waste and made sure to grip her wings tightly, she gasped and her tentacles began to bite him, but he stayed adamant

You: "Woah woah woah! What the hell are you doing dude!"

Sir Arthur : "I'm doing what I came to do, I won't let my queen down, she's coming back to marry me, and that's final, good bye..."

You: "Wait just a minute, that sounds pretty-"

However it didn't matter what I did, he spread his wings and flew off, I was blown back from the strong gusts of wind, I groaned as I fell back down to the ground, I felt pretty horrible... I was a failure as a caretaker and there was nothing I could do about it, however I felt a hand on my shoulder and saw that it was Ms.Wesson

Ms.Wesson : "Don't feel bad Mr.L/N, we may not have her, but the legal system is unstoppable! We'll have her back in no time..."

You: "It's this damn legal system that prevents me from dating all these chicks-"

Ms.Wesson : "What the hell did you just say?"

You: "Nothing... nothing... ahem... anyways... I'm just gonna go and cry in my room, Meme-Chan, follow me, I need to like... cry on your tail I guess"

Meme-Chan : "Sure I guess, but you could cry on my tits if you want"

You: "I'd say yes but that's illegal"

Meme-Chan : "It's only illegal if you get caught, or if her age is on clock"

You : "Sounds good to me I guess..."

Ms.Wesson : "I'm literally right here"

By the way I was lying to everybody, I wasn't gonna cry, I was gonna go to my room and tell Meme-Chan to help go to Wonderland, I know tons about monsters since I've actually read a bunch of encyclopedias, and cheshire cars, as in Meme-Chan, is from Wonderland so she should know about where it is and how I can get to it, Meme-Chan just kinda teleported to my room while I walked to it, when I went in I found Meme-Chan completely naked

Meme-Chan : "So, how about we get this done quick before that killjoy finds us alright?"

You: "Meme-Chan I'm here to ask for your help, not fuck you"

Meme-Chan : you say that, but you just fucked me up right now, so anyway... what do you want? You wanna ask me about how to get to wonderland?"

You: "Yeah I did actually, how'd you know?"

Meme-Chan : "I read your flashback"

You : "What flashback?"

Yeah Meme-Chan was talking about this flashback, now it makes so much more sense now! So I guess she really is omnipotent like you huh Waifumaster? Yeah she pretty much is, not much I can do about her breaking the fourth wall or making meta jokes. I see... Well anyways back to my flashback!

Meme-Chan : "Don't worry about it, anyways all we gotta do is just teleport there"

You : "It's that simple?"

Meme-Chan : "Well yeah, I'm a cheshire cat, nothing is impossible for me, now come on and grab my titties, once you do that, we can both teleport to wonderland"

You: "If you say so"

That was when I squeezed Meme-Chan's titties, they're pretty firm to be honest, but out of all the girls she's got the most normal boobs out of them all, after that she kept her promise and we were in Wonderland, at least I think, because we were in a large Valley plains, I looked around and found a bunch of weird ass plants, this definitely seemed to fit with the wonderland aesthetic... that's when I looked around and realized that there was a town close by, however just like the plants, this town seemed way to whacky and ridiculous to be real, from upside houses, inside out houses, and random houses floating in the air, it all seemed crazy

Meme-Chan : "Just telling you now, people with weak minds will usually go insane with lust right about now"

You: "I'm sorry what?"

Meme-Chan : "Say do you have a boner or something?"

You : "I'm here to save Louise, I have no sex drive right now"

Meme-Chan : "You fucking harem protagonists never have a sex drive"

You : "Whatever, listen if you want a protagonist with a sex drive just wait for Waifumaster to make his new story, but then again nobody will probably read it, they just focus on monster girls"

Meme-Chan : "Did you just sell out and talk about another story he's making? Oh fuck off dude, just for that, I'm putting on my clothes"

You : "Whatever, anyways let's get going, we should make it to that town and try to find the castle or wherever the queen is"

That's when I began to walk around, however the weirdest thing happened, I fell down a hole and instantly made it into a dining room, as expected I began to freak out, however soon Meme-Chan made it back to me as well, she showed up from under the table, and right across the table was a really tall Jabberwocky, I was guessing that was the queen judging from her crown

Queen Rowling : "So... I see you made it here with some help from Charlotte Dickens"

Meme-Chan : "That's not my name! I respond only to Meme-Chan now!"

You : "Holy shit your name isn't Meme-Chan? Damn"

I couldn't believe that she actually had a name, not even Waifumaster knew her name. Well anyways after that there was a really awkward silence, in that silence the queen just kept on eating her dinner while Meme-Chan was staring daggers at her, for my own safety, I'll never call her Charlotte, however it wasn't long before the doors burst open, it was Sir Arthur and Louise, I was so glad to see her! Sir Arthur then walked in and set a chair for Louise, but when she was free she gave him another bitch slap

Queen Rowling : "Well I see that humans haven't been the best influence in you..."

Louise : "Shut up Joanne! You're not the best influence... Y/N? What are you doing here!"

You : "I'm here for you Louise, I came to rescue you, just like any main protagonist would"

Louise : "Oh thank goodness, well then come on, let's get out of here-"

The queen just finished sipping her tea when she reached out for Louise's hand and held her in place

Queen Rowling : "No can do honey, you know how tradition goes, you've been gone for quite some time, and you can't run away from your problems forever, you're going to stay here, get married, and be next in the royal line"

Louise was pretty steamed, I could tell she didn't like anything she was hearing, she then yanked her hand away from her and turned away from her

Louise : "Yeah right, what are you planning now Joanne? You couldn't poison me, you couldn't kill me by making me go to the frontlines of our war against the white kingdom, and you couldn't even kill me yourself... you may have killed my father, but you're not taking me down without a fight!"

This shit seemed pretty serious, but the queen seemed pretty calm about this all, I couldn't help but think about all of those accusations, but the tension in the room was broken by the queen responding

Queen Rowling : "I don't know why you still believe any of that, but it doesn't matter what you do, you're not the one fighting, you're gonna marry Sir Arthur, he'll become a prince, and our kingdom will be able to feel at ease knowing the royal bloodline will continue"

Sir Arthur : "I'm glad to be married, but I don't want it to be like this your majesty..."

Queen Rowling : "What? How can you say that, I'm giving you my daughter's hand and yet you refuse? Are you mad?"

Sir Arthur : "No... I thank you your majesty for seeing that I'm worthy of your daughter, but she has somebody important to her, him, across the table, Sir Y/N L/N..."

When I heard him refer to me as sir, I couldn't help but stand up and bow

Queen Rowling : "Hmm... I see... well then kill him"

Louise : "WHAT!"

Sir Arthur : "My queen... I can't just kill him, that would be an execu-"

Queen Rowling : "And why would I care? I'm the queen, and as such, you do as I tell you, or you get arrested and sent to prison, as simple as that"

I could see him standing over the queen as he contemplated killing me, I gulped and boy, did I feel powerless, I thought that maybe coming after him wasn't such a good idea, he then began to walk towards me as he pulled out a large dagger, Louise watch in horror as he got closer and closer, I wanted to run out and just hope I could lose him, but I already know how fast they are, no matter what I would think of, I'd end up dead, Meme-Chan did nothing besides watch me, I could really use that AR-15 she had in her breasts right about now... I simply closed my eyes and hoped for the best... and it did! I heard a loud clattering noise and I looked down and I saw his dagger was on the floor

Sir Arthur : "Sir Y/N L/N... I challenge you to a duel, the winner gets to be with Louise, the loser stays away from her... is this a deal?"

That was when I shook his hand and nodded my head

You : "Yeah it's a deal dude"

Sir Arthur : "Alright good... my majesty, due to him accepting my duel, I can't kill him, tomorrow me and him will battle in the colosseum for Louise, you mustn't worry... I will win..."

Queen Rowling simply glared at him before sighing, she didn't like it, but it didn't matter, it still assured her that he will win Louise, something I seriously don't like, and with that the queen got up and began to leave

Queen Rowling : "Fine, I shall have the colosseum ready for your battle tomorrow, the human will sleep in the dungeon for tonight, the battle will be at high noon... none of you shall be late... Louise come with me, you'll be staying in your room for today..."

And just like that, Sir Arthur sent me to the dungeon, which was to my surprise more of a sex dungeon, thankfully I was just left in a dark room and put into a tight latex suit, blindfolded and gagged for an entire night, no big deal, in the morning Sir Arthur gave me some armor and took me to the colosseum, that's where I am right now, so I'm just gonna skip back to where I was, the spear, well Waifumaster, it's been fun being the omnipotent 3rd person narrator, but I gotta go back to reality. I'll take over, don't worry... ahem, the spear was heading right towards you and it was barely inches away from your face when you were suddenly teleported out of the way, the crowd went into a frenzy from shock, they expected you dead by now, and they definitely didn't want to see you hear, this was when you grabbed his huge spear and began to run towards him, he quickly placed his shield in front of him, but that was when you smirked, you quickly sent the spear into the ground and pole vaulted high into the sky, you spun in the air as you held out your dagger, you fell down towards him and you got ready to stab him as impacted into him, however he was able to roll out of the way causing you to fall onto the ground, you gripped the dagger and cautiously blocked the way towards his dagger

Sir Arthur : "That was quite impressive Sir Y/N... interesting, but it's far too slow and flashy, it didn't take much to dodge it"

You : "Yeah well this is Wonderland, anything can happen..."

That was when you began to rush towards him again, you didn't know what else to do besides go on full offense, however this time he got his shield and smashed it over your head, you instantly fell to the ground, there was a loud crack from the impact, it cracked your skull and you blacked out... you were out for the count, everybody began to cheer and Sir Arthur picked up his dagger before walking towards the middle of the colosseum where he continued to take in the applause and cheers, the queen simply smirked as she stared at your collapsed body, Louise simply stared down as she groaned, she felt powerless to do anything, she knew she could help you, save you, love you... anything! She wanted to do anything besides just watching you suffer, and that's when she decided to do something, she was gonna do just like she said she would do, she was gonna fight, she ripped her long dress so her legs could move and she jumped off of the balcony before gliding down to the coliseum, she rushed towards you and held your limp body, she gently rubbed your head before looking at the crack, your hair was wet from the blood, she quickly ripped off some of her dress to apply pressure and to make sure you didn't lose too much blood, after that she stood up and stared down at Sir Arthur

Sir Arthur : "What do you think you're doing Louise? This was the deal, he lost, and as such-"

Louise: "I'll take his place! I'll make sure I stay with him no matter what!"

Sir Arthur : "What? Have you lost your mind? You're of royal blood, I can't hurt you! This is madness!"

Louise : "Madness? This... is... TRUE LOVE!"

That was when she opened her wings and propelled her forwards, Sir Arthur put up his shield, but it didn't matter, she was essentially a flying battering ram, and he felt it, she punched clear through the shield and broke the arm holding it, she quickly tossed the ruined shield away and kicked his face as he struggled to keep up

Sir Arthur : "Fine, if you insist we fight, then let's do this, but just know I'M THE ONE WHO TAUGHT YOU EVERYTHING!"

He quickly blocked more and more of her attacks before standing tall

Sir Arthur : "You're so predictable Louise, all you do is go straight for the kill, but you have to stand down, you know I can beat you, you may be a warrior princess, but you're unarmed and your hand combat is mediocre at best"

Louise backed off a bit before realizing he was right, however, throughout her time with you, she learned many different ways to fight from watching TV, Movies, Anime, and more... she just had to remember something different, something he wouldn't expect...

Louise : "Fine... you win... you won my body..."

And that was when she began to rip the part that concealing her massive breasts, she quickly flashed him and he instantly got distracted, he tried to look away but he just couldn't, after all she was all his right? It only makes sense to get a feel right? He slowly walked towards her, Louise stood there calmly and patiently... she's seen Y/N do this before and seen anime where this was the perfect way to end an enemy... He had firmly placed his hands onto one of her breasts and smiled before noticing her serious look

Louise : "So it appears that you like breasts Sir Arthur... however... these were reserved for Y/N, my one and true love, and for that, I seek recompensation, in the form of your hands..."

And just like that, she held her sharp claws together and sliced both of his hands clean off, he stumble downwards after that and screamed from surprised, he gasped for breath and the whole coliseum went silent

Sir Arthur : "What the hell! But you said I won your body!"

Louise then stood tall and covered her breasts before looking down on him

Louise : "Know your place, a deal like that is too good to be true for a man like you"

Sir Arthur : "YOU FUCKING BIT-"

And before he could finish that sentence, she began to rapidly beat him down, kicking his face at an incredible speed, if you thought Y/N could throw down, you haven't seen Louise...

Louise : "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!"

After that beat down she kicked him upwards and began to punch him and throw him around like a ragdoll

Louise : "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA  "

And she was nowhere done, this wasn't just a beat down, it was a sign of power, she didn't do this because she hated Sir Arthur, far from it, it was to tell her mother, Queen Rowling to fuck off! She won't be able to tell her who to marry, and when to come back, this was exactly what she wanted, and she was gonna make it crystal clear, next time they send someone for her, they weren't gonna come back in one piece... after that she recoiled her first and upper cutter him into the air, she was gonna make this a spectacle, something worthy of the history books

Louise : "WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

She then flew up to where he threw him and continued to beat him up, each punch sending him higher and higher

Louise : "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" 

And with that, she scissor kicked him down, and fell down towards the ground at an incredible speed, and that was when the he crashed down into the ground, a large cloud of smoke occurred, his body there in the middle of the coliseum as Louise landed gently to the floor, she then walked towards you and picked you up, she then began to fly slowly before making sure she was easily visible, and then she turned towards her mother

Louise : " I, Louise Lockhart The IV, have a dream... "

Queen Rowling then stood up in annoyance and glared at her

Louise : "And that dream is to live with Y/N back at their home, I dream to be there for him and support him, I dream to be the girl he loves and respects, I dream to escape this shitty place and I dream about leaving you in the dust... In the kingdom of Wonderland, the outsiders call us mad for our public displays of love... Wives cuckolding their husbands, and husbands have mistress, everybody in this kingdom is free to live and fuck anybody, and anything that they please! If everybody else can, WHY CAN'T I!"

And with that coliseum began to scream with applause, because she was right, everybody here could do whatever they want, titles like husband and wife are nothing more than mere formalities, they'll still fuck other men and women without care, so why should she be held back in the chains of an outdated tradition that didn't make sense to begin with? The Queen simply stared at her as She hovered in that area, Louise's wings flapping slowly to stay in the air, however, she decided she didn't even need approval from a pseudo-queen, and with that she flew off, the crowds still cheering, finally happy knowing they have a princess that really is just like them... however there was somebody in the crowd who didn't clap along, and that Meme-Chan, she simply sat there watching the whole thing...

Meme-Chan : "Eh... boring speech, but whatever works... I think I'll stick a while..."

And with that she got out of her seat and began leave the coliseum... We won't be seeing Meme-Chan in a while...

It's been a week since that day, you were still recuperating from your severe injury, but now that they stitched it up, it should safe enough to come back home, and with that you began to walk home, it took you awhile, but you didn't care, what mattered was that you were finally back to where you belong, you grabbed your keys and opened the door, you then breathe in some air and smirked

You : "I'm back bitches~"

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Wassup guys, Waifumaster here, as you can see, I'm back and successfully updating stories, I'm not gonna lie with you guys, this chapter isn't my best, and I don't really feel proud of it, I think I feel like that because I just forced myself to write this whole thing in 6 hours and I'm completely burnt out, if anything writing this has made me really frustrated due to me just not being used to writing this story, there's just something about this story that makes me not wanna write it, but since it's my most popular book besides the original version of this book, I gotta keep on writing it, in contrast I enjoy The Bad Luck Club way more than this one, there's just something fun about writing a story about a magical delinquent that tries to keep his virginity, that and I'm a huge weeb, so making a story take place in spirit world Japan is really fun, also the Wonderland Kingdom isn't technically ruled by Jabberwockies, but rather a lilim named "The Queen Of Hearts" However I decided to obviously not stick to the lore for that, well anyway this is Waifumaster signing off, stay tuned for a perverted protagonist in a new book i'm making, note, this has no monster girls