SUMMARY: Ninjago was just an act for a movie. The ninja are all actors, etc. I'll be using their full names from my hc book so yea :)

Ali: Okay...action!

Zane: No! No...NO! This can't be-

"Wing chicken wing hotdog and baloney chicken and macaroni, chilling with ma homies..."

Ali: LLOYD! TURN YOUR GODDAMN PHONE OFF

Lloyd: Yes, yep, it's off!

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Cole: I'm a...ghost...

Kai: *bursts out laughing* I'M SORRY THE EFFECTS, I CAN'T!

Holly: *sigh* AGAIN! Kai if you start laughing one more time, I will light your ass on fire.

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Maria: Lloyd, you need more emotion in your eyes. Remember, you're a man who's just lost everything!

Lloyd: *eating pizza* B-But...my dog ate my script.

Maria: WE FOUND A VOLUNTEER TO CLEAN UP ULTRA

Lloyd: NO WAIT NO-

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Gracie: Where the hell is Jay?

Jay: YES I'M HERE!

Gracie: Where were you?!

Jay: So you know that blood donation thing where you get people to sign up to donate blood? Well, I forgot to put fliers up, so nobody came but DO NOT FEAR, I donated five pints of blood all by meself and...oh boy this is gonna hurt *faints*

Gracie: *sigh* SECURITY!

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Kai: CALL SECURITY! WE ARE DOWN ONE TUB OF HAIR GEL

Lia: Is it that bad?

Kai: That bad? THAT BAD?! LADY, DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY KILL TO HAVE THIS LOOK-

Lia: *whispers to nya* Have someone throw out his whole supply, would you?

Nya: On it.

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Eliza: Let's move- Cole. Drop it. Drop the cake.

Cole: *puppy eyes* 

Eliza: Cole, we need that cake for this scene. 

Cole: Pwease! *puppy eyes*

Eliza: COLE I SWEAR-

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MJ: Nya! You're supposed to be dead!

Nya: I got hungry!

MJ: Lloyd, why are you feeding her gummy worms?

Lloyd: You said she couldn't move.

Nadakhan: Did someone say...gummy worms?!

MJ: NADAKHAN NOT YOU TOO-