SUMMARY: I used a website for this and um...

ThIs WaSn'T wHaT i WaNtEd, I wAnTeD aNgSt-

Nya Smith was thinking about Jay Walker again. Jay was a bold gamer with brunette fingers and short thighs.

Nya walked over to the window and reflected on her Inviting surroundings. She had always hated Homey Ninjago City with its melodic, misty Monastery. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel sad.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a bold figure of Jay Walker.

Nya gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was an optimistic, daring, tea drinker with tall fingers and fluffy thighs. Her friends saw her as a proud, prickly painter. Once, she had even helped a stormy baby recover from a flying accident.

But not even an optimistic person who had once helped a stormy baby recover from a flying accident, was prepared for what Jay had in store today.

The rain hammered like loving puppies, making Nya anxious. Nya grabbed a ribbed blade that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.

As Nya stepped outside and Jay came closer, she could see the nasty glint in his eye.

Jay gazed with the affection of 5841 clever greasy goldfish. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want affection."

Nya looked back, even more anxious and still fingering the ribbed blade. "Jay, I just don't need you in my life any more," she replied.

They looked at each other with angry feelings, like two spotty, shy snakes talking at a very considerate Training, which had piano music playing in the background and two adorable uncles drinking to the beat.

Nya studied Jay's brunette fingers and short thighs. Eventually, she took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began Nya in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't love you Jay."

Jay looked lonely, his emotions raw like a ripe, rare record.

Nya could actually hear Jay's emotions shatter into 4901 pieces. Then the bold gamer hurried away into the distance.

Not even a cup of tea would calm Nya's nerves tonight.

THE END

NOW THE AUTO REVIEWS:

"I feel like I know Nya Smith. In a way, it feels as though I've always known her."
- The Daily Tale

"About as enjoyable as being hailed on whilst taking in washing that has been targeted by seagulls with the squits."
- Enid Kibbler

"Saying the rain hammered like loving puppies is just the kind of literary device that makes this brilliant."
- Hit the Spoof

"I could do better."
- Zob Gloop