Summary: Lloyd wants to drink his sorrows away after his breakup, but Nya has other ideas.

"Hey, I came as soon as I could, what happened?" Nya burst into the office room, wielding a small black purse. She saw Lloyd sitting on the window ledge, staring down at the city of Ninjago.

"Harumi dumped me," he muttered, shifting his hand position. Nya caught a glimpse of something, and shook her head, before approaching her best friend, "And getting drunk is not how you respond!"

She swiped the bottle, and Lloyd jumped up, trying to reach for it, "Please, Midget, I need this! Breakups are hard!"

"You've been through worse!" she scoffed, pouring the alcoholic beverage down the drain. Lloyd flopped back into his seat, "Then let's go to a bar and get hammered. I can find someone to hook up with, and you too!"

"Dude! I am fricking engaged and 9 weeks pregnant! A bar is the last place I need to be at! And I do not want my kid's future godfather to be an alcoholic!"

The blonde looked up at her, "Then what am I supposed to do? Sit here and watch her relationship status change from single to taken?"

The raven rolled her eyes, "There's a million ways to cope with a breakup and alcohol is not on the list! So, I'm going to do what I do with Kesley and Hardin!"

Kesley and Hardin were Kai and Skylor's 3-year-old twins. Nya and Jay would often volunteer to babysit.

"So...you're gonna treat me like a three year old?"

"No. I'm gonna use coping methods that I use on three year old's. First, we're gonna grab some paper," she searched through her purse, bringing out a notepad. She ripped out a sheet, and handed it to Lloyd. Pulling out a pen, she handed that to him as well.

"Now, write everything that's angering you and then..." she looked through her purse and pulled out a lighter, "We burn the damn thing!"

Lloyd stared at her, "I'm starting to think you have a whole house in there!"

"Yeah...get to writing!"

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Time had passed, and Lloyd held up his sheet, which was now filled with writing, on both sides. Nya blinked, "Woah, you really went for it!"

He grinned, "Can I set it on fire? Please!"

"Fine!" she handed him the lighter, and the two stood in front of the metal trashcan. Setting the paper alight, they watched in awe as the flames swallowed the paper, turning it into a pile of ash in the bin.

"Well...that felt...good,"

Nya nudged him, grinning, "I told you! Now, wanna help be buy baby stuff for the nursery?"

"It's way too early! You two are absolutely crazy to start designing the nursery now, you haven't even found out the gender!"

"You can never be too prepared! And plus, it's gonna be a neutral. Once we find out the gender, we'll use the colour as accents! We already have a list of names!" she pulled out a massive binder and flipped through, before stopping. "There!"

"Your first choice for a boys' name is 'Fritz'?"

"Yeah!"

"As in...Fritz Donnegan?"

"Exactly! And for a girl we have Alexie!"

"You two are crazy!"

"Nope, just excited! I'm gonna be a fricking mom!"

"I'm gonna be a fricking uncle! Can we use this as an excuse to go to the bar and get hammered?"

"Lloyd..." she muttered through gritted teeth.

"I'm joking!"

But...that didn't stop Nya from hurling a small paperweight at his face. R.I.P.