Unicron: no, I'm so close!

Megatron: oh shut up

Optimal optimus: goodbye megatron *fires the requiem blaster destroying megatron along with the matrix of chaos*

Windblade: *looks down in sadness cause she realized to late she had feelings for him and will never see him again* goodbye megatron

*in the middle of a desert a bright light shines and once gone reveals an unconscious megatron*

Megatron: *begins waking up* ugh my head, is this what a human calls a hangover? *begins looking around* where the hell am I?

*he gets up and begins walking around but eventually hears fighting*

Megatron: finally someone who can tell me where I am *observes the fight and notices that it's a two on one between a blue femme bot and two identical decepticons* ugh great, bots who couldn't let go of the war

Vehicon 1: *brings out a weapon which is revealed to be a shockstick and uses it on the femme* hehehe

Vehicon 2: nice work, think we should call soundwave before or after we have some fun with her~

Megatron: *was walking away but as soon as he heard the tone used he got confused and immediately went back over only to be confused, disgusted and enraged* what the fuck are they doing!?

Vehicon 1: *takes off arcees breastplate revealing a pare of human looking boobs*

Arcee: *terrified* please no, no NO!!!!! *begins desperately trying to crawl away only to by yanked back by the second Vehicon*

Vehicon 2: *takes off both his and arcees cod piece and begins to line his dick up with her pussy* come to papa~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVbe_Fat6Ec

Vehicon 2: AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH *his whole arm is blasted off giving arcee the chance to free herself*

Megatron: *is partially covered in shadows obstructing his insignia, but begins walking out*

Arcee: *grabs her armor and puts it back on* whoever you are thank..........you *is stunned silent when she sees it was a decepticon who rescued her* your a decepticon! *brings out her arm blades and readys herself for an attack*

Megatron: *walks past her towards the two vehicons and stomps on the wounded cons remaining arm cause immense pain*

Vehicon 2: we're on the same side! Why are you doing this!?

Megatron: *executes the con in cold blood then turns his attention to the other one*

Vehicon 1: scrap this! *transforms and begins driving off*

Megatron: you won't get far *in a cold tone, and transforms into tank mode and fires blowing up the fleeing con then transforms back*

Arcee: why did you help me, our factions are at war

Megatron: the war? The war ended years ago

Arcee: the war didn't end, your memory circuits must be damaged. So whats the name of my savior

Megatron: I am megatron

Arcee: you don't look like buckethead

Megatron: so that means I'm in an alternate universe, huh one way to prove the theory true

Arcee: *points her guns at him* I'm going to have to ask you to come with me to my base

Megatron: fine, lead the way then

Arcee: *activates her comlink* I need a groundbridge, also tell the others not to shoot when I bring in someone

*suddenly a portal opens up causing megatron to aim gis gun at it before realizing it's a miniature space bridge*

Megatron: a space bridge? Haven't seen one this small before

Arcee: we call it a ground bridge, come on lets go meet prime

Megatron: 'if theirs anyone I trust to help its optimus, even if his speeches make me wish I was back in the gladiator pit'

*the two walk through and Megatron is welcomed with both blades and blasters to his face*

Megatron: that's about the warmest welcome I've received from autobots *takes a look around and notices something off* though I have to ask why is it that theirs only femme bots here? Where's prime

Odessa: I'm Odessa prime, leader of the autobots

Megatron: I am megatron, though it appears that I'm not your megatron

Chromia: apparently sense you have the overall look, but lack his lustful glare and sickening smile

Megatron: ............his WHAT!? *gets pissed once he realizes that his alternate self is a sexual predator*

Elita-One: you've got his temper though

Megatron: Elita-One, I haven't seen you sense our last battle at crystal city how are you alive?

Elita-One: that was a long time ago, still have the scars my megatron and starscream gave me before Odessa rescued me, wait I died in you universe!?

Megatron: it was because of that idiot starscream blowing up the place in another attempt on my life

Elita-One: oh, that's unfortunate, but why are you here now

Megatron: don't know exactly how I got here, I was sacrificing myself to destroy unicron and well I wake up in the desert and stumble across two identical cons about to "assault" arcee here

Moonracer: wow a version of megatron who's good *hears a car engine* oh that's bulkhead with the kids

Megatron: humans?

Odessa: yes

Megatron: I'll be on my best behavior

Bulkhead: *drives back into the base after picking up the human kids* arcee, bee you forgot to pick up Jack and Raf *turns to the group and sees the con and brings out his mace* so we have a prisoner?

Odessa: no a new ally from another universe

Bulkhead: oh uh ok *puts away mace* sorry about the hostilities, most cons are trying to capture the girls or kill me to get to the girls easier

Megatron: what's with their obsession with the females anyway?

Bulkhead: well breeding with females is one of two ways to produce the next generation, with the allspark lost the girls became trophies to claim

Megatron: RAGH! *punches a wall leaving a giant hole in it out of anger* I'll personally rip the spark from my alternate self!

Firestar: whoa easy their big guy, try not to wreck our base please

Megatron: sorry about that

Ratchet: as long as he isn't breaking my tools he's fine by me

Slipstream: you would be glad about that

Megatron: *notices the scratched out con logo* former con?

Slipstream: ya before the allspark went missing the cons where fighting to establish a new government, but after almost all cons and bots switched sides

Megatron: what?

Bulkhead: what she means is that once it was revealed the allspark was gone most autobots joined the cons forcing all femmes on the cons to join us for safety

Megatron: now I'm going to enjoy helping you, though on one condition

Odessa: what is it?

Megatron: I get to kill my alternate self and that idiot starscream

Odessa: *takes his hand and shakes it* deal

(*ok so you must be wondering why the transformers have human genitals, simple answer is that they look more human and all the stuff that sticks out far is actually armor so ya don't like it don't read it*)