Moonracer: *giving megatron the tour of the base* this is the armory, most of these weapons in here are bulkheads cause they are to heavy for us

Megatron: makes sense, your built for speed while bulkhead and I are made to punch stuff

Moonracer: I bet those muscles could do a lot more then just punch~ *starts moving in like a predator with its kill*

Bulkhead: hey Megatron *gives a friendly pat on the shoulder* come on I want to see how well you do agaisnt me in the ring, plus with you I don't have to hold back as much

Megatron: hehehe be prepared to as the humans say "eat your own words"

Moonracer: shoot, oh well I can get into his pants later

*the three walk to the training room, once they get their most of the girls, excluding ratchet, where waiting with the humans to see the fight*

Megatron: we have an audience, don't get embarrassed when I kick your tailpipe bulkhead

Bulkhead: hehehe

Miko: get him bulk!

*the two begin circling each other before Bulkhead charges forward with a right hook, but Megatron dodges and brings a knee to bulkheads gut*

Bulkhead: scrap, you hit hard

Megatron: of course I'm still Megatron *charges forward and punches Bulkhead in the face a few times and finishes by kicking him away*

Bulkhead: I yealed *groans in pain* you hit way harder then my Megatron

Megatron: well that's because he's "chancing tail" am i saying that right? *offers Bulkhead a hand up*

Arcee: yup your good

Bulkhead: *takes his hand* thanks

Ratchet: *over the loudspeakers* prime we have a problem

*they all head back to the main room and find on the screen that energon is moving very fast and heading to a unknown location in the canyons*

Odessa: bumblebee, megatron your with me we'll discover why the cons are moving so fast and hopefully find a way to end this war peacefully

*Ratchet opens the ground bridge and the three go through*

Odessa: *starts walking in the direction of the energon and comes across four cons and gasps when she sees one of them*

Megatron: who are they?

Bumblebee: the skinny ones are starscream and soundwave, the large one with wings is skyquake

Odessa: and the last one is my brother Orion pax

Megatron: *his eyes widen to a comical level and glass can be heard shattering* what?! Optimus is evil here

Odessa: optimus?

Megatron: yes Orion was reformatted by Alpha Trion into optimus prime, my archenemy and old friend

Odessa: sounds like someone I'd like to meet

Megatron: he was a pain in the ass but I respected him for his strength, but let's go kick some ass

Odessa: *reveals herself* starscream stand down

Starscream: ah if it isn't Odessa prime, come to grovel before the new leaders of the decpeticons and offer your body to me~

Skyquake: if she should grovel to anyone it should be me *is blasted away by a powerful Canon shot*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVbe_Fat6Ec

Megatron: that's not gonna happen anytime soon

Orion: who are you?

Megatron: oh Orion how far you've fallen from grace, I am megatron from another universe

Starscream: then why are you with the autobots, uh master *automatically defaults to sucking up to avoid a beating*

Megatron: because in my universe the war had ended and I found my peace with life, but now I'm here and find that you are trying to use all females as toys to produce the next generation. You disgust me!

Orion: skyquake if you take down this imposter to out true lord that you can have any girl of your picking from the autobots, excluding my sister sense Megatron has claimed her as his own

Skyquake: very well, I shall break their spirits by breaking his body *charges forward*

Megatron: idiot *transforms into his gun mode and floats in the air for a bit a fires*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDctziPIHpY

Skyquake: AARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! *looks down and sees a massive hole in his chest and falls over seemingly dead*

Megatron: *transforms back to normal* I'm gonna rip out your optics Orion!!! *charges forward*

Soundwave: *opens a groundbridge under Orion which leads to the nemesis while he and starscream fly off to a signal in space*

Megatron: cowards

Skyquake: *grabs megatrons leg* who are.....you!?

Megatron: I am your executioner, disgusting scum *fires his fusion canon in his face destroying it*

Bumblebee: *whispers to prime* I am so gonna tap that when I get the chance

Odessa: *also whispering* get in line

Megatron: *fires his gun and makes a large hole in the ground and throws skyquakes body in the fires at the wall causing it to cover up the body* Odessa call ratchet for pick up, I would myself but I don't have the codes

Odessa: oh uh ok, ratchet prepare a bridge we're done here

*a ground bridge is opened and the three walk through*

Megatron: so where's the recharge rooms, I haven't slept on a nice bed in a while

Moonracer: I can show you where they are~

Everyone (minus the humans): no!

Moonracer: party poopers *pouty face*

Arcee: moonrancer, the day bulkhead got to earth and you showed him the room you where trying to sleep with him

Megatron: *talking to bulkhead* do you mind showing me to my room

Bulkhead: no problem

(*the end of this chapter, ok so a bit of explanation for the transformers anatomy in this universe, so they all look more human and parts the stick out like arcees blue parts are actually armor pieces. And bulkhead has a beard instead of a giant jaw and looks similar to strong man Eddie hall*)