The Idiocy Continues Group chat pt2

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Small Might has changed Deku's cinnamon bun's name to Cinna Buns in the oven

Small Might: Its official everyone!

Cinna buns in the oven: I'm going to be a Mom!

Green Queen: Congrats you two

One Punch Pikachu: I need to add two people right quick, and congrats!

One Punch Pikachu has added users: Himiko Toga and Hitoshi Shinso to the group chat

Nuclear Pomeranian changed Himiko Toga's name to: Vampire Temptress

Manly Boi has changed Hitoshi Shinso's name to Zomboi

Zomboi: What have I been dragged into

Vampire Temptress: Thanks for the name Katsu-Sama!

Nuclear Pomeranian: No prob babe!

IcyThot: Get a room!

Vampire Temptress: Where do you think we are?

Manly Boi: I have a picture of them! I saw this when I went to get Bakubro's notes Thanks BTW

Mama Momo: Oh

Fruity Boi: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Invisalign™: Why is the grape still here?

Duct Boi: I got this... Thot Begone No Jutsu!

Duct Boi has Kicked Fruity Boi from the chat

Saiyan Boi: Thank you, he tried to sneak a pair of Tooru's panties out of her room before

Small Might: Was that why I found him unconscious and in the ceiling?

Saiyan Boi: Don't under estimate da tail my guy

Diabeatus: It almost makes you feel bad for him... Almost

Ship Queen: YAY! WE ARE GETTING CINNAMON ROLL BABIES!!!!

Cinna buns in the oven: Yep! And Izuku is going to be super over protective of me and our babies.

IcyThot: That's an understatement, he's wearing the crown of his Vasto form right now

Mama Momo: And I thought he was clingy when you weren't pregnant Uraraka

Cinna Buns In the oven: Its Midoriya now

Nuclear Pomeranian: You two haven't gotten married yet so no, it's Uraraka

Small Might: Don't correct her, remember she now has a literal dragon at her beck and call...

Manly Boi: I think its manly that he protects his woman and his unborn babies

Small Might: Whelps. a dragon's children are called Whelps and that's what I'm going to call them.

The Chicken of Darkness: Has anyone else noticed that they are using plural terms for their kids or is it just me?

Green Queen: I noticed that too, but I thought nothing of it.

Mr. President: Me too, Midoriya, is there something that you aren't telling us?

Small Might: Iida, you're going to have to start referring to me as Izuku or Deku from now on.

Cinna Buns in the oven: There is a reason, King said that he sees two souls not one, we are having twins!

Earphone Jack you up: That's amazing! Congrats Ochaco!

Animal Whisperer: Congrats you two!

Baguette boi: They will be more fabulous and beautiful than yours truly

Small Might: Thank you Aoyama

Upper hands: So, in other news have you seen what Shinso is doing?

Zomboi: Leave me out of this Shoji

Manly Boi: Nah Fam, it's to funny

Diabeatus: What's he doing? Is he pulling an Aizawa?

Earphone Jack You up: Did you just turn Aizawa into an action?

One Punch Pikachu: That was me babe!

The Chicken of Darkness: You did say he's your idiot

IcyThot: Not as much of one as Bakugou

Nuclear Pomeranian: What you say IcyThot?

Small Might: he said you're a bigger idiot than Denki. Denki isn't that stupid cut him some slack

Green Queen: Midoriya, he thought it would be a great idea to take a bath with a toaster because he's immune to Electricity. We were out of power for 3 days and I was scarred by him running naked through the common room

Ship-Queen: I bet Kyoka would have wanted to see that

One Punch Pikachu: What exactly was scarring?

Green Queen: Seeing a naked pervert run through our home

Small Might: *Jiro.exe is not responding* she's sitting perfectly still in the living room, with her face a shade of red I've never seen before.

Cinna Buns in the oven: Wow, she's really R E D

Invisalign™: What is Shinso doing?

Saiyan Boi: Shoji?

Upper hands: We laying on the dining room table in his purple sleeping bag slowly sipping down one of those drinkable apple sauce packets staring at me making eye contact.

Small Might: Shh he's a spy for Aizawa

Vampire temptress: Momo, lets make him some butterfly wings he looks like a purple caterpillar

Mr. President has added Mei Hatsume to the chat

Small Might has changed Mei Hatsume's name to Personal Space invader

Personal Space invader: Hey Teny! Hey Mido!

Cinna Buns in the oven: Stay away, King Deku is mines

Small Might: I don't know whether to feel loved or owned

IcyThot: Both?

Mama Momo: Just roll with it

Small Might: OK

Cinna Buns in the oven: You should feel both, one because I love you and two because I am clingy

One Punch Pikachu: Get a room

Earphone Jack you up: They already did you dunce

One Punch Pikachu: Oh yeah... I was wondering why Ochaco was looking a bit fat

Mama Momo: *Facepalm*

IcyThot: It was nice knowing you

Cinna Buns in the oven: Deku?

Small Might: Yes?

Cinna Buns in the oven: Make him apologize

Small Might: OK... Denki say your sorry or you and Ukuzi are going to have a nice little chat...

One Punch Pikachu: Gomenasai!!!!!

Small Might: Good

Nuclear Pomeranian: I'm surprised he didn't pull the Ukuzi card on me this time.

Small Might: I've embarrassed you enough, though if you want, we can go for round 2

Nuclear Pomeranian: Uh-oh

IcyThot: Can I get 2 ring side seats, a large popcorn and a soda with two straws?

Green Queen: LOL

The Chicken of Darkness: I like how Shinso isn't averse to the whole butterfly wings deal

Zomboi: That's because I think it's funny... Surprise I have a sense of humor and chronic Insomnia. Uncle Aizawa used to have a pair of wings, he would wear them for me when I was little.

One Punch Pikachu: Don't you mean In-Zomb-nia?

Zomboi: ...

Small Might: Leave the dad jokes to All Might and I

IcyThot: What's a dad Joke?

Mama Momo: Wow... Deku?

Small Might: Yeah?

Mama Momo: Dad joke him...

Cinna Buns in the oven: Please do I want to see his reaction to them.

Small Might: Ok... hey Sho-Nii

IcyThot: What?

Small Might: Why do Ghosts like elevators?

IcyThot: Why?

Small Might: Because it Lifts their Spirits!

Mama Momo: Oh, my goodness he's actually laughing

Nuclear Pomeranian: Holy shit he's in tears laughing! Deku tell him another one

Small Might: So, I hit Kirishima with a soda can before

Mr. President: Why would you do that you're trying to be a hero!

Kirishima: Relax Iida, I'm fine

Small Might: Yeah, he's lucky it was a Soft Drink

Mama Momo: He just spit taked his water all over the place in the common room as soon as he understood the joke

IcyThot: This has been missing from my life...

Small Might: Mine too, that's why I'm so good at them

The Chicken of Darkness: Dark...

Small Might: Shoto, do you think I should trust glue salesmen?

IcyThot: IDK

Small Might: I think I should he really Sticks to his word!

Duct boi: dut, dut crash

Diabeatus: Please stop my sides are hurting!

Earphone Jack you up: Toshinori is crying laughing and Momo is wiping down the table in the common room

Upper Hands: Update, Shinso just pulled a switch out of his sleeping bag and is now playing Skyrim, guess what race his character is.

Manly Boi: He's definetly a Nord they are the manliest bois in all of Skyrim!

Green Queen: Argonian?

Small Might: Elf?

Zomboi: Your close Midoriya, I'm a dark elf

Nuclear Pomeranian: Figures his Emo ass would play the most emo race in that game.

Small Might: Says the one who head bangs to Pierce the Veil and has listened to Crawling in my skin at least 1,000 times.

The Chicken of Darkness: And he calls me Emo

Green Queen: Toko listens to super upbeat pop music

Small Might: That's unexpected

Green Queen: The whole dark and brooding thing is a façade

Cinna Buns in the oven: How could a hero be so bipolar?

Small Might: Look at Kacchan

Vampire Temptress: You can say that again, My Katsu-Sama can go from a big softie to blowing your face off in 3 seconds.

Small Might: Who wants to hold Eri? She just woke up

Mama Momo: Me!!! I have the Neko Onesie for her!

Small Might: Aizawa agrees

Cinna Buns in the oven: She is going to be so cute!

Baguette Boi: Not as cute as Me!

Green Queen: Keep dreaming Aoyama

Invisalign™: The only thing that would be cuter than Eri is Ochaco's babies!

Mama Momo: Agreed

Ship Queen: They surely will!

Earphone Jack you up: I'm surprised that Nedzu doesn't care about Ochaco's Pregnancy.

Small Might: That's Because I had something to do with it!

Mr. President: UKUZI?!

Small Might: Damn Right! Its me in the flesh! Nedzu is easy to persuade all it takes is a little Incentive...

Cinna Buns In the oven: By incentive he means he will... Refurbish his office for him, Ukuzi doesn't have the greatest eye for interior decorating...

Small Might: You're not wrong my queen but My version of interior decorating can be summed up in one word that starts with the letter 'F'

Nuclear Pomeranian: F I R E

Manly Boi: Speaking of Fire, What is in your curry?! I tried some while you weren't looking and my face Is M E L T I N G

Nuclear Pomeranian: You can pry the recipe from my cold dead hands Shitty Hair!

IcyThot: His Curry isn't all that spicy, Want some of mine?

Manly Boi: Sure...

Manly Boi: R E G R E T!!!!!!!
Mama Momo: Did anyone notice Deku walk by with a bowl of curry that was on FIRE?

Cinna Buns in the oven: Don't tell me he's eating his "Lava-Curry" Again

Small Might: Yep!

Cinna Buns in the oven: Izuku, the last time you ate that you set off the sprinkler system in the school.

Nuclear Pomeranian: I think that's because the one big hands bitch from Class 1-B bitch slapped Monama into the bowl of flaming curry and his hair caught on fire. Deku, What's in that monstrosity anyways?

Small Might: Well, There's: beef, Coconut milk, Ghost peppers, Carolina Reapers, cilantro, vegetable oil, chipotle powder, Salt, Pepper, chicken stock, tempura fried pork cuts and rice. And a bit of Sake that I light on fire to burn off the alcohol and for the presentation that's why its on fire. Or I just blow fire on it.

Manly Boi: How many of those peppers do you use Deku?

Small Might: 3 of each

Cinna Buns in the oven: How his bowl doesn't melt Is beyond me

Diabeatus: Does he even have a stomach?

IcyThot: Hold on I want to see something. Izu-Nii take your shirt off and open the hole on your chest I want to see if my theory is correct.

Cinna Buns in the oven: You know I've been living with Izu for 3 months now and I still haven't seen this yet

Mama Momo: You have peaked my curiosity

Manly Boi: I hope you aren't going to do what I think you're doing.

Small Might: I haven't even tried this myself.

Mama Momo: Where does it go?

Cinna Buns in the oven: Another Dimension maybe?

IcyThot: I've never been more intrigued and disgusted at the same time

Vampire Temptress: That is so weird... Can you put things through the hole?

Cinna Buns in the oven: Yes.



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