Emma and I are volunteering at this place and we saw this guy who looks just like Draco Malfoy. I wanted to take a picture, but Emma told me that's illegal.

Our Ideal Conversation with Him that Didn't Actually Happen:

Us: Hi
Him: Uh.... hello.
Emma: Does your name happen to be Draco Malfoy?
Meg: Just possibly...?
Emma: There's a slim chance, but is it?
-crazy eyes-
Him: Uh no...
Meg: Could you change it to Draco Malfoy?
Emma: Please?
Him: Why?
Emma: I'm your best friend
Meg: -simultaneously-I'm your worst nightmare.