Dang flabbit. Thanks Kathnor for ruining my pizza.

So I was sitting peacefully and lunch today, and then Kathnor came over. She said she wouldn't give back my pizza if I didn't come with her, so I followed her.

And of course, she brought me over to Hayden. She fricking placed my pizza on his half-eaten sandwich.

Then somebody picked it off of it, and they kinda passed it around the table. Eventually, I got it back.

Soon, I stood up and went to Kathnor's table. I placed my pizza on her iPad, getting the grease all over it, and walked away.

She soon came to my table.

Kathnor: "What did you do to the pizza?"

Meg: "It's not what I did, but what you did."

Kathnor: "What did I do?"

Meg: "Oh I don't know! It's not like you got germs all over it from Hayden's sandwich! Of course not."

Kathnor: "You two will be sharing a lot more germs soon." She said that with a wink and walked away.

Kill me now.