Benson Be Gone

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Mr. Maellard is in his office with Benson. "Snacks disappearing from the snack bar? Holes in the walls? 500 dollars worth of prank phone calls? It's ridiculous! What are you doing to my park, Beanteen?" Mr. Maellard asked. "But, sir, it's not my fault. It's Mordecai and Rigby." He points at his papers. "It's right here in my report." He said. "Are you my park manager, Beanteen?" Mr. Maellard asked.

"Yes, sir." Benson replied. "Then everything that happens here is your fault." Mr. Maellard said. "Well, yes, technically but..." Benson said. "Say it." Mr. Maellard said. "Everything that happens here is my fault." Benson said. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby crash into the office with Mr. Maellard's limo. "My car!" Mr. Maellard shouted. "Ugh, idiots!" (Y/n) shouted at her best friends. "Sorry, Benson, remember how I told you that I could drive stick? Well, I'm a little rusty." Mordecai said. "Ya think?!" (Y/n) snapped.

"I told you you should have let me be the one to park it." Rigby said. "Why are they driving my car when I specifically told YOU to park it?!" Mr. Maellard asked. "I did, sir, but I delegated it to Mordecai," he realizes it's his fault. "(Y/n) and Rigby." He said. "Uh, this is getting a little awkward so we're gonna take off." Mordecai starts backing out of the office. "Wait!" Benson shouted. The limo crashes to the ground, causing the alarm to go off. "That's it. Emergency meeting tomorrow. Things are going to change around here." Mr. Maellard said. The next day, a blonde lady stands next to Mr. Maellard as he gives a speech to the park workers.

"I'm sure you're all anxious to get back to work so let me make this brief to you now. Beancan, you're being demoted."  Mr. Maellard said. "What?" Benson asked. "Everyone, this is Susan. She'll be taking over Beanton's duties at the park." Mr. Maellard said. "Thank you, Mr. Maellard. First, I would like to thank Benson for agreeing to step down from his position." Susan said, and (Y/n) narrows her eyes at her. She didn't know why, but she had a bad feeling about this woman.  "I know this park's productivity has been inadequate for a long time. But now that I'm here, we're gonna get this park back in working order the Susan way. So Pops and Skips, I need you to clean the north-end fountain, Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost are on snack bar duty, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby..." Susan flips a page.

"...And Benson, you guys will be raking the leaves." She said. "What?" Benson asked for the third time, and (Y/n) looks at him in concern, wondering how he must feel being demoted down to their level. Later the four of them are raking leaves. "Come on, Benson, we gotta rake these leaves." Mordecai said. "I can't do this." Benson said, and (Y/n) puts a paw on his right shoulder for comfort. "Look, you're bummed out about getting demoted, but if you give it a chance, you'll see it's not that bad." (Y/n) said.

"This... is horrible." Benson said. "No, it's not, you're just in a bad mood. Look, you just need to take your mind off of it for a while and have some fun." Mordecai said. "Yeah, man, we can come back later and finish these leaves." Rigby said, and Benson forces out a laugh. "Ha, this is so typical. You get bored so you just slack off instead of finishing your work." Benson said. "It's not slacking, we're just taking a break. And besides, it's not like you're working that hard anyway." Mordecai said. "Yeah, you're raking like an old man that has a fatter old man holding his arms down." Rigby said,

and (Y/n) hit Rigby for that. "Ow!" He said. "I don't feel like raking now, OKAY?!" Benson shouted. "I'm just saying." Rigby said. "What if Susan catches us? She'll probably fire us for not working!" Benson said. "Dude, just calm down. We'll just pretend like we're working until she goes away." (Y/n) said. The trio walk off. "Yeah, right, like anyone would ever fall for that." Benson said. "It always worked on you." Rigby said. "Ow!" Benson assumed (Y/n) hit him again. "Ugh, fine. As long as it gets me out of raking these leaves." He said. The four of them begin to have fun together. Rigby pours a bowl of cereal and shows it to Benson, but he turns his back to them. Later, the trio are reading comics. Rigby holds up a comic for Benson, but he crosses his arms and rejects.

Later, Benson is actually having fun slacking as he plays stick hockey with the trio. Benson wins, and he smiles, going into another game, which he also wins. The four are then floating in the fountain, relaxed. Then, they're playing video games while eating pizza, as well as putting their feet on the table. Next, they drive up a grassy ramp with the golf cart and crush a sign that reads "keep off grass". They all cheer before spinning in circles.

Then, they're launching a water balloon from the roof, which hits Muscle Man. Next, they ride on icy cardboard bricks through the hills. Finally, the four drink sodas together, and Benson is clearly in a good mood. Benson laughs. "I feel great!" He said. "See, I told you all you needed was a break. Now do you feel like getting back to work?" Mordecai asked. Benson laughs. "No!" He said, and this shocks the trio. "Wait, what? We have to go back to work eventually." (Y/n) said.

"Yeah, right, I'm never working again." Benson said. "No, seriously, we should go back to work. Susan's coming." (Y/n) said. Sure enough, she's walking down the steps. The three then approach Mr. Maellard's limo. "Ha, what's she gonna do?" Benson asked. "Why aren't you all working?" Susan asked. "Oh, uh, we were just washing Maellard's car, see, we're washing it, ha...ha..." Mordecai said as he and his two best friends began washing the car. "Come on, Benson, we're washing the car now." He said. "I'm not washing the car." Benson said.

"Benson, why aren't you working?" Susan asked. "'Cause I don't feel like it." Benson said. "Get back to work or I'll fire you." Susan said. "Yeah? Do it." Benson said. "What?!" (Y/n) asked in panic. But Susan glares at her and she quickly goes back to washing the car while watching. "I've wasted my whole life at a dead-end job, and I'm not wasting another second working for you." Benson shrugs. "So go ahead and fire me." He said. (Y/n)'s eyes widened in disbelief. "Okay, Benson, you're fired!" Susan shouted. Benson's face expression is still for a second, then he puts up his arms.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH! Come on, guys, let's get out of here! Benson said. "Uh, actually Benson, we need this." Mordecai said. "Yeah we can't just quit, we need the money." (Y/n) said. "Exactly." Rigby said. "Oh well, suit yourselves, I guess, but my life is happening right now and I'm gonna go live it. Sayonara, suckers! WHOOOOO! WHOO-WHOO!"

"I think you two have rubbed off on him..." (Y/n) said. "Big time." Rigby said. "And not in a good way." Mordecai agreed. "You three! Get back to work!" Susan shouted. The trio get to washing the limo. "Faster! And you, sweep those stairs!" She shouted to Skips. "And you with the big head, finish those windows!" Pops scrubs the windows hard, and (Y/n) clutches her fist. "His name is Pops." She mumbled. "What?" Susan asked threateningly. "Nothing..." (Y/n) said. "Faster! Faster! Faster! Faster! Faster! Faster, FASTER, FASTER!" Susan walks away from the cart as the trio work.

"I don't want to work for Susan!" Rigby said. "Me either!" (Y/n) said. Mordecai somehow grew blonde hair tied back in a bun, like Susan. "Dudes, I know." He said. "Mordecai?" Rigby asked, and (Y/n) screams. Meanwhile Benson is relaxing on a park bench. "Ah, jobless. Not a worry in the world." A paper flies onto the handlebar of the bench. "Take that piece of trash for example. Normally, I do my duty as park manager and pick it up, but I say let it be someone else's problem, like nature's." He said. The paper floats to a nearby tree. Benson lets out a sigh,

and sees a hobo named Leon next to him. "You said it, brother. Who needs something like a job?" He asked. "Right." Benson said. "What does a job get ya? Some lousy money so you can buy things?" The guy said. "Right." Benson said. "I'm Leon. But my friends call me Upt. That's short for Utopia, because I'm living the dream, man." Leon eats a sandwich. "I'm a..." Benson said. "I know who you are, Benson. Former park manager, now full-time slacker." Leon said. "How did you know?" Benson asked. "I used to be the park manager, and just like you,

I gave it up for a life of slacking. Now, I don't worry about silly things like where Leon's gonna lay his head to sleep tonight cause sheet grats of a garbage compost is my pillow, the grease on my face is my shower." Benson is shocked. "Yes, sir, can't beat the life of a slacker, I'm proud to be the one to welcome you to your new life." Benson starts running away. "Hey, where ya going?" Leon asked. "I gotta get my old job back." Benson said. "Hello? Susan?" He sees the back of Susan's head. "Susan, I need my old job back." The head turns around to show that Mordecai has turned into a Susan lookalike, and so has Rigby and (Y/n). "What the?" Benson asked.

"Benson, help us!" The trio said. "What happened?" He asked. (Y/n) holds a spray bottle and a wiping cloth. "The more we do what she says, the more we turn into... her!" She shouted. "Well, stop doing what she says!" Benson shouted. "We can't." Mordecai said. "Why not?" Benson asked. "Because... she's standing right behind you." (Y/n) said in a terrified manner. Benson turns around. Sure enough, she's standing right there, scaring Benson. "Ah!" "What are you doing back here? Get out!" Susan shouted. "You're turning them into you! You can't do that! That's not how you manage a park." Benson said. "What would you know about running a park?" Susan asked. "I'll show you what I know." Benson hands the trio game controllers. "(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby, start playing video games." He said.

"But we're supposed to clean." The trio said. "Play video games or you're fired!" The trio sit down and start playing. They, for the most part, turn back to normal with their heads and hands restored. "Play harder! Come on, put your feet up." The trio do as Benson asks and the dress pants and high heels turn back to the trio's respective legs. "Eat this pizza while you play." The trio eat the pizza and are now completely restored to their normal looking selves. Susan glares. "That's it! (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby, go back to work!" She shouted, and they glance at her fearfully. "No, you don't! Keep slacking!" Benson shouted. Susan's anger intensifies,

the room now turning a bright red shade showing off Susan's anger. Pops, Skips, Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost come into the room, all four of whom have turned into Susan lookalikes like the trio had done. "Look!" (Y/n) said. "Skips! Pops?! MUSCLE MAN AND HI-FIVE!" Rigby said. "Susan's turned them into Susans too." Mordecai said. "Turn that off and clean up this mess!" Pops shouted. Benson turns red. "Why don't you clean it?" He asked. Muscle Man's hair slowly comes loose, and Hi Five Ghost grows his hand back. Muscle Man & Hi Five Ghost's faces are back to normal, their looks of confusion show them no longer blind to Susan's methods.

"Everybody slack off, or you're fired!" Benson shouted. Muscle Man twirls his Susan jacket around in the air while whooping his traditional whoop and Hi Five Ghost drinks a soda as they fade into their normal bodies. Skips goes to the corner and lays out playing cards, and his morph to his normal self rips his suit. Pops plays video games, morphing him into his normal self. Amongst the bright red room, all of the Park employees had returned to their normal selves.

"We did it!" Muscle Man shouted. Everyone cheers. Except for Susan, whose rage has reached its limit. She growls like a monster, which catches the attention of the celebrating Park employees. Her body turns around, save for her head, and flies out the window. The park workers approach the window as a red, giant Susan comes out of the ground and eats the normal Susan. Her foot crushes the golf cart as the park workers look on. "GET BACK TO WORK!!!!" Susan shouted. "Don't listen to her! Keep slacking off!" Benson shouted. "NOOOOO! THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DEAL WITH EMPLOYEES LIKE YOU..." Giant Susan walks off, and quickly comes back carrying a jail building. "IMMEDIATE TERMINATION." Susan shouted. "Susan!" Mr. Maellard shouted, and she looks down. "What on earth do you think you're doing?!" He asked. "I'M RUNNING YOUR PARK FOR YOU, YOU OLD FOOL!" She shouted.

"This isn't how you run a business!" Mr. Maellard. Giant Susan throws the jail building aside. "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN A BUSINESS!!!!" She picks up Mr. Maellard, who screams in terror as Benson comes outside and goes down the steps. "Beanton, Beanton! Help me, Beanton!" He shouted. "It's BENSON! And I can't do anything unless you give me my old job back." Benson said. "Okay, yes, yes, you have your job back." Mr. Maellard said. "And your car keys." Benson said. "My car keys?!" Benson gives him a look. "...My car keys, of course!" He shouted.

Maellard throws Benson the keys, and he catches them. He then gets in the limo and drives up to Susan. Benson gets out of the limo. "HEY, SUSAN!" She looks at him. "YOU'RE FIRED!!!" Benson starts driving toward Giant Susan, and, suddenly, Leon drives up with the golf cart and jumps into the limo, causing the cart to tumble off. "Leon!" Benson said. "I've got this, brother. I've already had my season in the sun, but you've still got a whole lifetime of slacking in front of ya." Leon said.

"Actually, I changed my..." Leon pushes Benson out of the limo and takes the wheel. "Time for me to blow this slacker wonderland!" Leon flips the limo over, causing it to tumble, eventually breaking off the heels of Giant Susan's shoes. "Utopia." The limo crashes into a brick wall, exploding on contact. Giant Susan trips and lets go of Mr. Maellard. She screams and falls into the pit, igniting a tall pillar of fire. Benson walks over to the pit as the other park workers come up, congratulating him. Mr. Maellard walks up to Benson as well.

"Thank you, Benson, keep up the good work." Mr. Maellard nudges Benson with cane and walks off. Everyone continues to congratulates him. "Alright, alright! Everybody back to work. We've gotta get this mess cleaned up, now!" Benson said, everyone but the trio walk off. "And that means you (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby." Benson hands Mordecai and (Y/n) a broom and Rigby a shovel. "You better keep working after I'm gone, because if I come back, and you're not, you're fired!" He shouted. Benson gets in the cart and drives away. "Haha, yeah, good to have you back, Benson!" (Y/n) said. "You two wanna go play video games?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah-yuh." Rigby said. "Totally." (Y/n) said. Benson looks at the trio walk up the steps in the car's rear-view mirror. "Ahhh... It's good to be back." He said.

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