Brain Eraser

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(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are playing video games. An explosion on the screen reads "PLAYER 1 WINS". "Ugh! We lost again." Rigby said. He didn't understand how he and Mordecai kept losing. "This stupid thing was throwing me off." Rigby takes a magazine that reads "Mustaches Monthly - SPECIAL HANDLEBAR ISSUE!" out of the couch. "Dude! Pops' Mustaches Monthly! Benson told us to deliver this weeks ago. You have to give this to Pops." (Y/n) said.

"What?! Why do I have to?" Rigby asked. "Because you're the tool who crammed it between the sofa cushions." Mordecai said. "I can't get up now. I'm going to lose this sweet butt cheek groove I've been working into this couch! It looks just like me!" Rigby said. His butt cheek mark on the couch is visible. "Gross." (Y/n) said. "Well, I'm never sitting there again." She said. "I'm not going up those stairs, dude." Mordecai said. "Me either." Rigby said,

and (Y/n) groans and face palms. "Fine, let's play rock-paper-scissors for it." She said. The trio play and (Y/n) uses scissors while the other two use rock. "Hmph hmph." The duo said, and (Y/n) groans. "Whatever." Rigby and Mordecai play the video game as (Y/n) approaches Pops' room. She hears water running. "Pops. Hey Pops. I found your Mustache Monthly." She puts Pops' Moustaches Monthly on a chair and turns her head around, before seeing Pops, just out of the shower and naked. "Aaaaagh!" She screams. This causes Pops to scream and the duo scream back and fourth. "Aaaaagh!" In all the confusion, she now catches a glimpse of Pops' "junk mail" "Aaaaagh!" Pops covers his "junk mail" with his hat. (Y/n) covers her eyes. They both try to leave but they're in each other's ways. "Uh... uh... uh... uh..." they both said. (Y/n) finally escapes Pops' room as Pops goes into his bathroom. She goes downstairs and sits on the couch. The duo look at her frantically. "What was with all of that shrieking? It sounded like someone died up there!" Rigby said. "Did they?!" Mordecai asked.

"What? No! When I went upstairs, Pops was getting out of the shower." (Y/n) said. "Yeah, so?" Rigby asked. "And he didn't have a towel." (Y/n) said. "Ewww!" The duo said. "I tried not to look and just give him the magazine but I saw his..." (Y/n) said. "His junk mail?" Mordecai asked. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Rigby laughs. "No, guys, I'm mentally scarred. It's like the image is glued in the inside of my eyelids. Every saggy, wrinkled, shriveled, pasty..." (Y/n) said. "Whoa, whoa! Don't put it in my head." Rigby said. "Yeah, (Y/n), that's seriously disgusting." Mordecai said. "Shut up! This is your fault. You guys have to help me." (Y/n) pleads. "We'll help you to forget it if you promise to stop talking about it." Rigby said.

"Deal." (Y/n) shakes their hands. "What you need is some Strong Johns." Rigby said. "Yeah, let's do it." Mordecai said. They begin to play Strong Johns. Rigby and Mordecai start losing and (Y/n) starts winning, but then (Y/n) sees both Johns turn into two versions of naked Pops. "Ah!" She runs away. "(Y/n), wait!" The duo shouted, and Rigby sighs. Later the trio are at the Coffee Shop. "If this doesn't take your mind off of Pops, nothing will." Rigby grumbles. "What, coffee? Thanks, dudes, but I don't see how..." Rigby faces (Y/n) her other way. "No, (Y/n), Sam." Rigby said.

"So, that's two sandwiches and one soda." Sam said while taking an order. (Y/n) does a love stare, and the duo both sigh. Mordecai rolls his eyes. "Dude, really? Why'd you have to bring her to him of all people?" He asked. "Come on man, this could be our only chance to get her back to normal." Rigby said, and Mordecai just sighs. "Fine..." Rigby begins to shake (Y/n). "Hmmm? Hmmm? Hmmm? Hmmm?" He asked. (Y/n) pushes Rigby. "All right. It worked." She said. "Hey, dudes." Sam said as he approaches them. (Y/n) stares dreamily at him until seeing his face looks like Pops'. "Can I get something to drink for the lovely lady?" Sam asked (Y/n) playfully. Mordecai and Rigby both growl slightly. "Okay, I'm starting to regret my decision here." Rigby grumbles.

"Told ya." Mordecai said. "Aaaaargh!" (Y/n) runs away. "Come on, let's get some movies. That'll get your mind off Pops." Mordecai said. (Y/n) looks at all the movies. She sees a bunch of movie covers with naked Pops on them. "Aah!" She sees another row of naked Pops movie covers. "Ohh...wha?" She covers her eyes. "Ohh... " See anything you like?" Rigby asked her. "No..." she said. "We'll go see if they have Good Cop, Sad Cop." Mordecai said. While (Y/n) groans, the duo go to the checkout. They see a man watching Planet Chasers: Starlight Excellent. "Hey, man, have any copies of Good Cop, Sad Cop?" Rigby asked. The employee won't respond. "Hello?" Mordecai asked. "Sure, man. Let me check for you." The employee types on his keyboard to check for Good Cop, Sad Cop. "So, no then?" Rigby asked. "Oh, yeah. No." He replied. "All right. Just these and whatever our friend's getting." Mordecai said. (Y/n) is looking at a Cowboyz poster. She groans like she saw naked Pops instead of the cowboy. "I guess just these." Rigby said.

Mordecai pushes over the movies and notices the TV. "What are you watching?" He asked. "Planet Chasers: Starlight Excellent." He replied. "Is it good?" Rigby asked. "I watch Planet Chasers: Starlight Excellent all day everyday. All day, everyday..." Anime characters fly around the screen as J-Pop plays. A character with black hair dressed in a blue suit runs away from an attacking UFO. The blue-suited character and another character with blonde hair and a tuxedo fight each other using superpowers. Stars pop out of the blue-suited character's eyes.

"Aw, how do you watch that? It's like barfing rainbows in my eyes." Rigby said, and Mordecai punches Rigby for that. "Ow!" He said. "I watch Planet Chasers: Starlight Excellent all day, every day." The employee said. "You already said that." Rigby said. "I watch it all day, every day." The employee said. "Dude, you already said that. Don't you remember?" Mordecai asked. "All day, every day." The employee said again. "What?" Rigby asked. "I watch it all day, every day." The two characters fight each other again. The duo glance at each other, then look back at the movie. "Every day." The employee said. "Whoa..." Rigby ejects the tape and grabs it. "Dude, what are you doing?" Mordecai asked. "I'm just gonna borrow it." Rigby said.

Back at the house, Rigby puts the tape in the VCR. "Trust me, (Y/n). This will make you forget." Rigby said. "No, no. I'm not looking at anything ever again. Every time I open my eyes, I see Pops naked." (Y/n) said as she covers her eyes. "Just give it a chance." Mordecai said. "No!" (Y/n) shouts. Rigby grabs her arms. "Look at it! Look at it! Look at it!" He shouted. "Get off! I'm not looking at a stupid—" (Y/n) opens her eyes wide and sees Planet Chasers: Starlight Excellent on screen in all its glory. She is spellbound and her pupils expand to massive proportions. "Yes!" Rigby said. Rolls of film fly out of (Y/n)'s eyes and into the bright TV screen.

"Coooool..." Rigby said, but Mordecai watches with concern. "Uh, dude? Should we be worried about this?" He asked. "Nah, I'm sure it's fine." Rigby said. But Mordecai was still unconvinced. Each film cel shows a piece of (Y'/n)'s memory. Mordecai tries to grab one, but things spiral out of control and (Y/n) floats in the air, with the film still flying into the TV. The music from Planet Chasers: Starlight Excellent grows faster and faster until finally everything stops and (Y/n) drops onto the couch, the TV off. "Did it work?" Rigby asked. The TV shows 'THE END'. (Y/n) groans and mumbles incoherently. "Do you remember seeing Pops naked? Pops naked? Nude? In the buff? Naked Pops, naked Pops, naked Pops." Rigby said. "Ugh, dude stop." Mordecai said in disgust, covering his ears. (Y/n) doesn't respond. Her head is slumped onto her chest. "Awesome! Dude, it totally worked! Up high!" Mordecai doesn't take the hi-five.

"Aw, come on, dude, don't leave me hanging!" Rigby said. "Hey, (Y/n), are you okay?" Mordecai asked, and she still doesn't respond. "Let's... get her some coffee." Rigby said. "Sam! The usual: three coffees, please. Better make that espresso." Rigby said. "Hey (Y/n), you're back! Feeling better?" Sam asked. (Y/n) groans in response. "(Y/n)?" Sam asked nervously. (Y/n) groans more and Sam walks away to Margaret. "Oh my gosh, is (Y/n) ignoring you?" She asked. "Is it just me, or does (Y/n) look like she's been working out?" Sam asked.

"(Y/n), snap out of it!" Mordecai said, shaking her frantically. "We're finally gonna have some fun! Just three friends hangin' out, lettin' the good times roll. Like old times!" Rigby said. Rigby puts on his 'TEAM RIGBONE, MURDECAI and '(N/N)' bowling gear and rolls a spare at the bowling alley. (Y/n) stares ahead, slack-jawed and unresponsive. Next, Mordecai tries to prank Muscle Man by throwing 'Balogna' all over his car, but (Y/n) doesn't laugh or exchange a hi-five as Rigby yells in frustration. "Augh! Give us back our friend!" Rigby shouted. "There was something really unsettling about that tape, dude. We need to figure this out." Mordecai said.

Later, outside Skips' house, (Y/n) stands unconscious as the duo talk to Skips. "She's been like this ever since she watched a video. And now she doesn't remember any of the stuff we used to do." Rigby said. "Video? It wasn't Planet Starlight: Chasers Excellent, was it?" Skips asked. "Uh... Yeah, why?" Mordecai asked. "We have to watch the tape." Skips said. In the house, Skips sits with (Y/n), Rigby and Mordecai on the couch as Rigby presses play on the remote. The music kicks in, and Mordecai, Rigby and Skips are pulled into the TV via the film reels in their eyes. They land in a dark environment. "We're in! Wait, where are we?" Rigby asked. "We're in the tape, dude." (Y/n) said. "(Y/N)!" The duo said happily with relief. Skips rolls his eyes slightly, he knew how attached they were to her. "You okay, kid?" He asked her.

"I'm fine..." she said. "We're here to rescue you." Mordecai said. "What's the point? Whether I'm in here or out there, I can't forget about seeing Pops naked." (Y/n) said. "Augh! You're still thinking about that? Get over it already." Rigby said. "You don't get it, dude. It's not something you can just un-see." (Y/n) said. "We have to change your memory." Skips said. "What do you mean?" (Y/n) asked. "If we find your memory of Pops and cover it, you won't remember seeing him naked." Skips said. "Where do we start?" (Y/n) asked. "Your memories are over there."

Skips points past a lot of doors to one glass door that looks like the entry to the house. "(Y/n)'s Memories" is on its front. "Whoa." The trio said. "Weird." Rigby said. The four enter the door, and the room inside flips vertically to become the Coffee Shop. "Why are we in the coffee shop?" Rigby asked. Several different (Y/n)s, Mordecais, Sams, Margarets and Rigbys are standing around talking, joking, arguing, etc. "These are her memories." Skips said. "Whoa!" Rigby sees Mordecai whaling on him on a table. "Oh, yeah, I remember that too." He said. "This isn't the memory we need." Skips said. "Yeah. We need to find Pops' room." Mordecai said. "Easy: let's go back to the house. There's the exit." Rigby said.

Through the exit door is the video score, with the employee from before watching Planet Chasers: Starlight Excellent. "All day, every day. All day, every day." The employee from before said. "Memory isn't logical. We'll have to keep looking 'til we find the-" through the video store door, they enter the park. "The house! We're getting closer." (Y/n) said. The three enter the house. The stairs up to Pops' room suddenly grow to several times their normal length and the four ascend through an Escher-style drawing of the house, covered with framed pictures. "Pops' room!" All four said. The door opens. Pops is standing naked, facing away from the door. "Oh, gross!" The duo said.

"Quick, cover him with that blanket." Skips said. Mordecai and Rigby grab the blanket and try to cover Pops, but the floor creaks under Mordecai's foot, causing Pops to turn toward the sound. Pops laughs, jumps out of the way, and so begins an epic chase through the house, with Pops escaping from the room by crawling on the ceiling. "What... the...?" Mordecai asked. "Get him!" Skips shouted. When the quartet follow Pops through the door they fall from the sky on the park grass. They chase Pops through a crowd of Bensons. "You idiots... if you don't clean this place up... you're fired! You're fired! You're fired!  Hang on... you're fired!" Pops escapes through a door to nowhere marked Exit. The four follow him through and end up emerging from a couch,

in a room with several couches, large and small. Through a trap door, they end up back inside the tape, chasing Pops. "Pops isn't really like this. We're never gonna catch him! How come he's so fast?" Rigby asked, while sprinting. "I don't know! I just remember everything happening really fast. Like, I put down the magazine and all of a sudden Pops was there. It was just like he uh—" Mustaches Monthly flies from the sky and hits (Y/n) in the face. "Huh?" She asked, and Mordecai gasps.

"That's it! Just start remembering stuff, (Y/n)?" He asked. "What?" She asked. "You have to use your memories to catch Pops." Skips said. "Think of something!" Rigby urged. (Y/n) struggles to remember, and the golf cart appears piece-by-piece. "Think harder." Mordecai said. "I'm trying!" (Y/n) said. The golf cart appears in full. "Yes!" Rigby said. The four jump in the cart and (Y/n) drives it towards Pops. "He's still too fast!" Mordecai said. "Remember something to block his path." Skips said. "I can't!" (Y/n) said. "Remember that time we ate all that cereal?" Rigby asked. "Yeah, we must have eaten like a million boxes because you wanted that lame Strong Johns figurine." (Y/n) said. A cascade of cereal and milk forces Pops to change his path. "Uh... I remember when Sam had that gigantic girlfriend!"

(Y/n) said. A giant, bald, muscular woman appears. "Nice!" Rigby said. "He always did have lame girlfriends." (Y/n) crosses her arms, and her best friends roll their eyes slightly. Pops nearly gets ground-punched as the friends in the cart cheer, but this turns the giant's attention to them, and the cart only narrowly avoids being crushed. "We have to cut off his path." Skips said. "Uhhh... I remember that crazy steep cliff at the end of the park!" A huge cliff ramps upwards. "Ha ha, now he's got nowhere to go." (Y/n) said. "He's not slowing down!" Mordecai said. Pops runs to the top of the cliff and gracefully dives off as the quartet pull the cart to a halt right at the edge, watching him fall. "Now what?" Rigby asked. (Y/n) turns the cart around and drives full-speed back towards the cliff's edge. "(Y/n), what are you doing?" Mordecai asked.

"Getting rid of that memory." The cart falls through the air. Pops, laughing, is dancing as he falls down. (Y/n) leaps after him with the blanket and manages to smother him, covering his body. "I did it! I caught him!" (Y/n) finds the blanket is now empty and the ground is approaching fast. The four scream and get ready for impact. "Uh... uh... I remember the time we ripped a hole in that kid's bouncy castle!" (Y/n) said. A bouncy castle appears on the ground. The quartet land safely, but the castle deflates and screaming kids scatter in all directions. "Did it work?" Rigby asked.

"Yeah, I think so. How do we get out of here, Skips?" (Y/n) asked, and he shrugs. "Uh oh..." (Y/n) said worriedly. "I think I can help." The employee is standing next to them, looking clean-cut and eager. "It's the guy from the video store!" Mordecai said. "There's a tape sticking out of that wall over there. Grab onto it and you should be home free." He replied. "Don't you wanna leave, too?" Rigby asked.

"Nah. I'm kinda into not having to work for the rest of my life." The four walk towards a massive TV and video as he waves goodbye. They grab the video sticking out of the wall. "Here goes..." (Y/n) said. The Planet Chasers: Starlight Excellent theme plays as the tape reels fly back out of the TV and into the bodies of (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, and Skips on the couch. Benson walks into the living room, wearing a towel, and sees all the film. "What did you guys do? What is this mess? I can't even take a shower around here without you guys screwing things u—" Benson's towel drops off. His gum ball dispenser opens and the others look at him silently as (Y/n) covers her eyes.

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