At the park's house, (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, Starla, Sam and Margaret are driving back from pizza. "Ah, stuff so good." Rigby said. "You can say that again." Sam said. "Mama mia." Muscle Man said. "Thanks for driving." Starla said. "Yeah, no problem." Margaret said. "Man, who knew pizza can be so good." Mordecai said. "Uh, that's kinda it's thing." (Y/n) said. "Go, go, go." Rigby, Muscle Man and Starla rush towards the window to watch (Y/n) and Mordecai.

"Shh, Shh. Come on, come on." Sam said. "No way man. No way." Muscle Man said. "Here it comes." Sam said. They watch as Mordecai and (Y/n) awkwardly hug. "Ugh!" Everyone said in annoyance except for Rigby who breaths a sigh of relief at this. "Ugh, man! Ugh!" Sam said in frustration. "Told ya." Muscle Man said. Muscle Man, Sam, Starla and Rigby sit on the coach, when Mordecai comes back inside, they stare at him. "So, what do you guys wanna do... now? What?" Mordecai asked. "That was painful, bro." Muscle Man said. "What was?" Mordecai asked.

"That. Uh, uh. Uh." Sam said. "You guys were watching me!? Ugh, geez." Mordecai said. "Dude, bro, when are you gonna seal the deal? You and Rigby have been like wanting to kiss (Y/n) for years now." Sam said. Rigby's eyes widen as he looks at him frantically. "Wh... what?! No I haven't, that's all Mordecai, dude." Rigby crosses his arms and Sam laughs. "What's so funny?!" Rigby asked. "Oh come on, Rigs, who do you think you're fooling? I know you both have a thing for her." Sam crosses his arms with a smirk. "What?!" The duo asked. "No, no we don't." Rigby said.

"Lies! I've seen the way you guys act around her. And don't think I haven't noticed how overprotective you two are of her. Not to mention how mean you both have been to her whenever I've tried to flirt with her or vice versa. You're both totally into her and you can't deny it." Sam said. "Stop talking! You don't know anything! We're best friends and that's it!" Rigby shouted. "But you'd like to be more than that, wouldn't you?" Sam smirked, and Rigby growls. "SHUT UP!" He shouted.

"Seriously, bros, Sam is right. Why haven't either of you made a move on her yet? Are you both just too chicken?" Muscle Man smirks. "You stay out of this, Muscle Man!" Rigby shouted. "Bros, you gotta make the moment. Watch. Did you have fun tonight, babe." Muscle Man asked Starla. "I always do." Starla said. "I hope you saved room for desert." Muscle Man and Starla make out. "Hmm, seems simple enough." Sam said. "Ugh, you guys don't get it! It's not easy for me. I try." Mordecai said.

"Really?" Sam raised an eyebrow. "I mean, I've had some chances in the past that didn't work out, but it's just gotta feel right, you know. Uhh, I don't know. I don't know what's wrong with me." Mordecai said. "Sounds like you both need some extra incentive." Sam said. "Yeah, like what?" Rigby asked. "Hmm." Sam laughs. "Okay, it's Sunday. If either of you kiss (Y/n) by midnight Friday, I'll wear a diaper for a whole week." Sam said.

Muscle Man laughs. "Good one, bro!" He said. "Whooa." Mordecai said. "Whooa, now we're talking!" Rigby said. "I'll even sweeten the deal. The two of you don't even have to kiss her, you just have to tell her how you really feel." Sam said. "What?!" The duo asked. "But of course, if neither of you can do either, you've both gotta wear diapers for the week." Sam said. "What?!" Rigby asked, sounding horrified. "Aw, what? I don't know. This is probably the dumbest idea I've ever heard." Mordecai said.

"Hey, you two already love her, right? So all you really gotta do is confess. Then you can laugh at me in a diaper. It's a win-win, dudes." Sam said. The duo look at each other with concern. Sam and Starla are smiling and moving back and forth. "Alright, we'll do it." Mordecai said. "Whooo! Oh, man! He got you good!" Muscle Man laughs and jumps on the table. "You could both be wearing a diaper for a week! They're never gonna do it! They're never gonna do it! Diapie time!" Muscle Man laughs and so does Sam. Starla and Muscle Man make out and leave. "Betting big time huh?" Sam asked.

"Pff. It's no big deal. I just have to confess." Rigby said, before his eyes widen in realization. "Oh no! I have to tell (Y/n) I love her before midnight Friday." He said. Later the trio are at the Coffee Shop. "Dude, we've been here for an hour. You gonna ask her out, or what?" Rigby asked. "Me? Why don't you?" Mordecai asked. "Because I don't want to!" Rigby shouted. "Me neither! Here she comes. Act natural." He slurps an empty glass. "Hey guys. Dude, that glass is empty." (Y/n) said.

Mordecai laughs nervously. "Oh yeah, it is. So, do you want to hang out tonight?" He asked. "Like a date?" (Y/n) asked, and the duo's eyes widen from that, and she quickly corrects herself. "I mean hangout?" She asked. "Yeah, a hangout, or chillsesh, whatever you like to call it. Just me, you and Rigby." Mordecai said. "Sorry, I can't." (Y/n) said. "I mean, it could be a group thing too." Rigby added.

"No, I mean I can't tonight. I'm free Friday night though." (Y/n) said. "Sure, sounds great." Mordecai said. " Cool. See you guys then." (Y/n) walks away. "See ya." Mordecai said. "Dude, Friday!?" Rigby shouted angrily. "Ugh! The bet would practically be over then." Mordecai said. "Yeah man. And if that date was awkward like that conversation was, (Y/n)'s never gonna like you the way we like her." Rigby said. "And if neither of us can confess we'll both have to wear diapers for a week!" Rigby shouted. "Calm down dude. It just means we've got time to get ready." Mordecai said.

The duo get some exercise, with Sam cheering them on, and Muscle Man buys every bag of diapers at the store. Then on Tuesday, Mordecai and Rigby are at the store buying mints, and magazines about how to kiss, and while they practice, a woman gives Mordecai her phone number. Then on Wednesday, Mordecai and Rigby are getting a haircut, then after that, Mordecai and Rigby are finding something cool to wear, they find all the bags of diapers that Muscle Man bought in his dresser. Then on Thursday, the duo do some push-ups, with Sam timing them, and then the duo get a free massage, and get tuxedos, and when they had to pay

$1,500 for it, they just run away. Now it's Friday, and Sam, Mordecai and Rigby are outside, with Mordecai wearing a shirt a tie and a fanny pack on his waist. "Big night, dudes. How're you both feeling?" Sam asked. "You know, I'm actually feeling pretty good." Mordecai said. "Yeah." Rigby agreed. "That's good. Remember, you both got till twelve tonight." Sam said. "We know." Rigby said. "Wish us luck." Mordecai said. "Good luck." Sam said uncertainly. Muscle Man comes out. "Think either of them will really do it?" He asked. "Not a chance." Sam said.

"Wanna follow them?" Muscle Man asked. "Yeah-a!" Sam said. Sam gets in the golf cart with Muscle Man and they start to follow the duo laughing. The duo are at (Y/n)'s bedroom door and Mordecai knocks on her door. "Hey guys." (Y/n) said as she comes out. "Hey. You look nice." Mordecai said. "Thanks, you both too. Should we get going?" (Y/n) asked. "Ye-yeah." Rigby opens the car door for (Y/n). "Your chariot, m'lady." He jokes, and she laughs.

"Thanks again for letting us borrow your car." Mordecai said. "Hey, it would be nice having you to drive me around for a change. Makes me feel special." (Y/n) said. "You are special." Rigby said. Mordecai drops the key and when he tries to get it, he accidentally honks the horn, which surprises Rigby and he jumps. "Dude!" He scolded. "You nervous about something?" (Y/n) asked. Mordecai laughs. "Why would I be nervous?" He asked. Now the trio are at the movie theater.

"Oh man, I haven't seen a movie in forever. What do you see?" (Y/n) asked. "How 'bout Oopsie Daisy?" Mordecai asked. "What?" (Y/n) asked. "Oopsie Daisy. You know, starring Jannie Rachel as Daisy? The woman who meets the perfect man—?" Mordecai asked. (Y/n) gasps. "Bucktooth Bob Goes to Europe"! I didn't know it was out yet! Come on, we have to see it, I love Bucktooth Bob!" She said. "Really? But I thought we're seeing Oopsie Daisy. It's got a heartwarming story, some romance." Mordecai said. "Dude, romance? That's so boring." Rigby said. "Agreed. Boring! Come on, let's have some laughs." (Y/n) said.

"Three for "Bucktooth Bob Goes to Europe". Rigby said. "Man, what the heck is this? A boot washer?" Everyone but Mordecai laughs. Mordecai then takes a whole bag of mints, and then he holds (Y'/n)'s hand, and they stare at each other. "What do you call this place?" "The Eiffel tower." The man slips on a banana peal. "I-fell" tower? More like "He-fell" tower." Everyone but Mordecai laughs again. Then Rigby notices that Sam and Muscle Man are behind them,

and Muscle Man shows Rigby a diaper, Rigby glares at him, then the duo look at each other nervously without (Y/n) noticing. The trio later exit the theater. "Ah, oh my gosh, my stomach. It hurts. That was so good." (Y/n) said. "Yeah, ha." Mordecai said. "I had a really great time tonight, guys." (Y/n) said. "Yeah, me too." Rigby said. "I had a really great time tonight." A woman and her boyfriend kiss, along with other couples kissing and (Y/n) gags.

"Gross, get a room, am I right?" She asked. "Yeah, ha." Mordecai said. "Technically they already have one." Rigby said, and (Y/n) snorts. "I meant a private room, Rigby." She said. Rigby then turns to Mordecai. "Dude, quit being so nervous and tell her already." Rigby said. "You tell her!" Mordecai said. "Guys? You okay?" (Y/n) asked.

"Uh, yeah. We're fine." Mordecai. "Well, I guess it's getting kinda late, so—" (Y/n) said. "What? No, no, it's only 11:2--. 11:25!?" Mordecai asked. "What?!" Rigby asked. " Yeah see, so maybe I should go." (Y/n) said. "No no. Come on, we're having too much fun." Rigby said. "Oh yeah?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah. Look, there's one more place we need to take you." Mordecai said. "Alright, I'm game."

The duo take (Y/n) back to the park's lake. "It's beautiful!" She said. "Yeah, this is one of my favorite places in the park." Mordecai said. "Let's go sit by the water." Rigby said. He gets out of her car along with Mordecai. "Sure. Just tell her. You can do this." Mordecai said. Muscle Man and Sam spy on them. "Just—" "Ahh! What are you guys doing?" Rigby asked angrily. "Six minutes till diaper time, bros. You gonna make your move, or just keep talking to your reflection all night?"

Muscle Man asked, and Sam snickers. "I was just about to do it." Mordecai said. "Guys! You coming?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah, just a sec." Rigby said. "Better get out there." Sam said. Mordecai gets out his fanny pack from the glove compartment. "Right. This is gotta be perfect." Mordecai chews up all the gum, takes a lot of mints, and spots (Y/n) putting on lipstick. Then he gets nervous, and takes a couple mint strips.

"Wait, are you actually going to try and kiss her?!" Rigby asked. "Yeah, man." "I think you're good, bro." Muscle Man said. Then ice comes out in the car. "Uh, seriously dude, you should stop." Sam said. "Guys!" (Y/n) shouted. "Coming!" They both shouted. Then, Mordecai sprays some breath spray, then he feels sick and a minty breeze comes out of his mouth, creating a winter wasteland. "Dude, cut it out!" Rigby shouted.

"What happened?" Sam asked, then (Y/n) starts to leave. Mordecai coughs. "Hey, where you going?" He asked. "It got really cold all of a sudden. I think we should go back." (Y/n) tries to open the car door, but it's stuck. "Ugh, it's frozen shut." She said. More ice comes on the car, and Muscle Man comes out. "Aw man! We gotta get outta here!" Muscle Man said. "But we got to see if they do it!" Sam said. "Muscle Man? Sam? What are you guys doing here? And see who does what?" (Y/n) asked. "You better tell her how you feel, dudes." Sam said. Rigby looks at (Y/n) nervously, then he sighs.

"(Y/n), I have something important to tell you." He said, and she looks at him. "Sure, Rigby. What is it?" She asked. "Well, (Y/n), the thing is, I... I..." Rigby stops himself as worst case scenarios start playing in his mind of his confession. "I..." he then sighs. "Oh, just forget it!" Rigby said. He angrily kicks a rock and it crashes through a window. "Oops..." "Ha! Looks like we won the bet, bro!" Muscle Man said. "Bet? What bet?" (Y/n) asked, getting suspicious. "Uh, well see, it wasn't a bet per say. We just said one of us would kiss you by Friday at midnight, and if we didn't,

we'd have to wear a diaper for a week." Rigby said. "What?" (Y/n) asked in disbelief. "See, but if we did kiss you, then Sam would wear the diaper, so yeah, it was pretty much a bet." Rigby said, and Mordecai punches him for that. "Ow!" He glares at him. "So you bet Muscle Man that you could kiss me?!" (Y/n) asked furiously. "Well, it was more like they would kiss you, not could." Sam said. "QUIET, SAM!" (Y/n) shouted, causing everyone to flinch slightly.

"I can't believe you guys! Here I thought we were having a great time, and it was all for a dumb bet?!" (Y/n) asked. "No! It's not like that!" Rigby shouted desperately. "Ugh!" (Y/n) storms off. "(Y/n), wait!" The duo shouted. "Nice going, bros." Muscle Man said. "Ugh!" The duo run after (Y/n). "(Y/n)! (Y/n) You're gonna freeze out here!" Rigby shouted. "I don't care!" (Y//n) shouted. "Look, we're sorry, okay? We'll wear a diaper for the rest of our lives if only you forgive us for how dumb we were being." Mordecai said. "What is wrong with you two? You always do this. Every time it seems like we're getting closer, you throw me for a loop." (Y/n) said.

"I don't know what's wrong with us!?" Rigby's foot starts to get frozen, but he breaks it. "It's just that," his other foot gets caught. "You're our best friend, and" Rigby breaks the ice off of his foot. "We get all weird when we're around you." Both of his legs get caught in ice. "Sometimes I don't know what to do about it." Rigby said. "How about trying to be honest with me? That would be a good start. And you better talk fast." (Y/n) said. The duo's entire bodies but their heads get trapped in ice. "Yeah you're right, okay. Look, I really just wanted this kiss to happen,

and I lost sight of being a good friend. And the only reason I took the bet was to give me the extra confidence to go through with it." Mordecai said. (Y/n) approaches the duo. "Why would you guys make a bet to kiss me? Do you actually like me that way? Be honest." She said. The duo look at each other. "Oh my gosh! No! No!" Muscle Man shouted. Rigby sighs, then looks down. "No, we don't. It was only for the bet." He lied, and (Y/n) felt angry again. "That's even worse! You can't just toy with people's emotions like that!" (Y/n) shouted furiously.

"We know. And we're sorry, (Y/n). Really." Mordecai said. "Please forgive us, (Y/n)." Rigby said sadly. The ice starts to melt off the duo and (Y/n) moves closer to her best friends and leans in closer to them. "Have a nice week, diaper boys." She said. Later the duo are wearing a diaper while mowing the lawn in a circle, while Muscle Man, Sam and Starla are laughing and Muscle Man is trying to take a picture of it on his phone. "Aw man! This is too good. Wait, why are they smiling? YOU'RE RUINING MY PICTURE!" Muscle Man shouted. "Yeah, why are you so happy?!" Sam asked.

"We're happy because we'll always have (Y/n) as our best friend, so even if neither of us can ever tell her how we feel or get together, as long as she's our best friend that's all that's important." Mordecai said. "Yeah." Rigby said, and Sam sighs. "Look, can I talk to you two?" He asked, and the duo look at each other. Later the trio are at the coffee shop together.

"Look, I'm sorry about the whole bet thing. I just wanted to see you guys finally confess. It's not good to have feelings like this bottled up. Trust me, I know. You need to tell her." Sam said. "Dude, what's your deal? Don't YOU like (Y/n)?" Rigby asked, crossing his arms with a pout as he looks away from him. "Yeah, I do. But I chose not to confess because I know how much you two like her." Their eyes widen.

"Wait, you chose not to ask her out because of us?" Mordecai asked. "Well yeah, I knew that since you two like her so much it would be wrong of me to take her. Besides, I know that she's in good hands with you guys, especially after the whole Exit 9B incident I heard about. You guys saved her life. I can't thank you guys enough." Sam said. "She's our best friend, dude. We had to." Rigby said. "And that's just it." Rigby sighs. "The three of us have a really good friendship going on. If one of us confesses, what if she doesn't feel the same way? Our friendship will be ruined."

Rigby said. "Oh... so that's why you didn't confess." Sam said. "Yeah, we can't lose her, dude. Rigby's right. If she doesn't feel the same way, it will make everything all weird and awkward between us." Mordecai said, then Sam smirks. "Well, you might as well tell her before someone else takes her." He said, and Rigby scoffs. "Yeah right, other than the three of us, who else would do that?" He asked. "What about the new guy?" Sam asked with a smirk, and their eyes widen again. "Thomas?!" Rigby asked. "Yeah, I heard he might have a thing for her." He said,

and the duo look at each other for a second. "Pfft, that's crazy. Who told you that?" Mordecai asked. "One word, Muscle Man." Sam said. "That's two words." Rigby scowls. Sam stands up. "Well, I really do think you guys should tell her how you feel. Can you guys promise me that you will eventually?" Sam asked. The duo look at each other nervously, then back at Sam. "We promise." Rigby said. Sam smiles. "Thanks. See you dudes around?" Sam asked. "Yeah, yeah..."

Mordecai said. "Great, later dudes!" Sam leaves the coffee shop and the duo look at each other. Later they arrive back at the house. "Oh hey guys, where have you been?" (Y/n) asked. "Oh, just at the coffee shop." Mordecai said. "Oh, how about next time I go with you?" She asked. "Yeah, yeah. Of course." Rigby said. "Great, tomorrow then?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah, sure." Mordecai said. "Can't wait." (Y/n) then walks away. "So we'll tell her?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah, we'll tell her." Rigby said. "Eventually..." Rigby smiles.