The Power

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Rigby is standing on a draw whilst the TV is on. "Alright, Beef Burrito. I'm gonna give you one more chance to take back what you said about (Y/n)!" He shouted. A Beef Burrito doll lies silently on the floor. "I'll kill you!" He pats his elbow and jumps onto a trampoline, body-slamming the doll. He then elbows the doll multiple times, and body slams it once more. He picks up the doll and moves its arm, making it punch himself in the face. Behind him, Mordecai is calling to him. "Tag up! Tag up!" Pretending to be weakened, Rigby walks over to Mordecai and high-fives him. As Rigby drinks a soda, Mordecai pulls the Beef Burrito doll away. Rigby slams the soda can onto the ground and lets out a ferocious cry.

Mordecai sets the doll up next to a bed before walking away onto the shelves. "What?" Rigby asked the doll, and got no answer. "Oh, you want us to put the hurt on you? " (Y/n) grabs Rigby. "I think he wants you to put the hurt on him." She said. "You think he wants me to put the hurt on him?" Rigby asked her. "Yes, we do!" Mordecai shouted. The trio scream, and Mordecai grabs him and throws Rigby down onto the trampoline, launching him into the wall. The impact leaves a large hole in the wall and Rigby ends up in a trash can. "Uhhh....." Rigby stands up. "Uuuuhhhhyyyy...." He removes the trash can. "Yea-uh!! Did you see how awesome it was when I hit the trampoline?" He asked. "Hahahaha! Yeah, I did." (Y/n) said. "But it wasn't as awesome as when you punched that hole in the wall." Mordecai said. They begin laughing, but suddenly stop as the realization hits them, which causes them to scream in horror. Rigby quickly opens the door and checks to see if anyone is in the hallway, then shuts the door. "I can't believe I listened to you two! I knew I should've gone out to do some work, but no,

let's wrestle this stupid doll, it'll be fun!" (Y/n) said. "But it WAS fun!" Rigby pointed out. "Well, yeah. But now there's a big hole in the wall! Dude, we're 23 years old, we shouldn't be busting holes in walls. We're gonna get fired for this!" Mordecai panicked. "You mean, you're gonna get fired for this." Rigby said, pointing to Mordecai. "What?" He and (Y/n) both asked. "You're the one who threw me too hard, ya hole!" Rigby shouted. "Don't call me a hole! You're the hole!" Mordecai shouted. "You're the one who wanted to wrestle!" (Y/n) snapped. "Okay, okay, let's not blame anyone. Now, how in the "h" are we gonna fix this "s"?" He asked. "Rigby!" (Y/n) scolded, and he groaned and rolled his eyes. "What now?" He asked. "No swearing!" She said. "I didn't swear." Rigby said. "Yes you did!" (Y/n) said. "No I didn't. I teased the idea of swearing, I didn't actually do it." Rigby said.

"It still counts." (Y/n) said. "No it doesn't." Rigby said. "Does!" "Doesn't!" "Does!" "Doesn't!" Mordecai groans and leans his head back. "Dudes, stop fighting! We have a more important issue at hand here!" He shouted. "Okay, you're right." Rigby said. "Well, we definitely can't pay for it, 'cause we don't have any money! Unless either of you have some money." (Y/n) said to her best friends. "No. Besides, I don't even know how much it costs to fix a hole like this. Probably a ton." Rigby said. "Exactly. Which leaves us with only one possible solution: We convince Benson to give us raises so we can afford to pay someone else to fix it." (Y/n) said. Rigby and Mordecai looked at her like she was the smartest person in the world.

"Dude...you are a GENIUS! Of COURSE raises!" Rigby said. "Okay, guys, here's-" (Y/n) began. "Let me stop you there, because I already know what you're going to say...HAAAAMBONING." Rigby said. "What?" (Y/n) and Mordecai asked in sync. "Yeah, dudes, Hamboning! We just go up to Benson and we'll be all like, "We all want raises!" Rigby repeatedly taps all over himself while walking towards (Y/n), then starts tapping her. "No, Rigby! Stop it! We just need to ask him for a raise and just explain all the-" (Y/n) said. "No, no, NO, that's not gonna work! What are you, 65?" Rigby then imitates an old woman. "Excuse me, sir, can I have a raise?" COME ON! I'm telling you, dude. HAAAMBONIIIING." (Y/n) crosses her arms. "Noooooo." She said.

"Hamboning will save your LIVES someday. It'll be all like, "What? You're trying to mug me?" Rigby asked, then starts hamboning again. "No! We're not doing that, okay? OKAY?" Mordecai asked. "Fine..." he suddenly gasps. "I know what to do!" Rigby runs to a pile of dirty clothes and gets a red keyboard. "Are you ready for raises? Boop-bweeep-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boooo!" He said. "Whoa-ho-ho-ho, how did you get that?" Mordecai asked. "I have my methods." Rigby said. "Oh boy..." (Y/n) said, knowing that Rigby's "methods" usually involved stealing.

~Flashback~

A wizard places the same red keyboard on a bench. The wizard then heads towards a bush and urinates on it. Rigby steals the keyboard and runs away.

~Present~

"How's that gonna get us raises?" (Y/n) asked. " Aw, come on, (Y/n)! Look!" Rigby sets the keyboard on the floor. "Just come check it out." He plays the keyboard and it makes cool noises. "Woaaaaah-ho-ho-ho-ho! This is the answer to ALL our problems." Mordecai said. "Have you named her yet?" (Y/n) asked. "Actually, I thought you could do the honors." Rigby said to her. "Really?" (Y/n) asked. "Mmhmm." He nods. "Don't you think so, Mordecai?" He asked. "Oh yeah, definitely." He said. "Well, I've always wanted to date someone named: The Power." She said, scratching her neck. "The Power?" They both asked. "Mmhmm." She nods. "I like it." Rigby said. Suddenly, the words "The Power" appear at the top of the keyboard. "Cool...!" (Y/n), Mordecai & Rigby said. Later, the trio are at the park. "Alright, this time with feeling." (Y/n) said. "Yeah yeah. Ready?" Rigby asked. "Yeah yeah." Mordecai said. "Ok."

Rigby presses The Power's on button. The trio start singing. "5, 6, 7, 8." They start doing a little dance to The Power's music: first taking a few steps, next spinning, then clapping, and finally pointing. "Give us a raise, loser." The three laugh. "Hey, it's Pops." Rigby said. "Hi Pops!" (Y/n) said waving. "Hello, (Y/n)!" He waved back smiling. "Hey Pops, what's up?" Mordecai asked. "Is that the sound of music I hear?" Pops asked. "Dudes, let's use The Power on Pops." Rigby whispers to his best friends. "What? No! I don't want to manipulate Pops! He's a good guy!" (Y/n) argued.

They look over at Pops. Pops laughs strangely as a butterfly approaches his face. "Oh come on, (Y/n). Let's just test it out on him, and he won't get mad at us if it doesn't work." He said. "Ok, but let's not call him a loser." Mordecai said. "Why not?" Rigby asked. "He's sensitive." (Y/n) said. "Exactly. I don't want him to cry, I just want him to give us a raise." Mordecai said. "Ok, let's do it. Hey Pops! Check it." Rigby presses the on button again. "5, 6, 7, 8." They do "The Power" dance again. "Give us a raise, Pops." The trio said. Pops laughs. "Good show, jolly good show! A pay increase, yes yes of course. Just let me get my billfold. Butterscotch Ripple?" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby take one. "Ta-ta!" He walks off. " Dudes, I think that just worked." Mordecai said. "Yeah, I know." Rigby said. "I still feel kind of bad though." (Y/n) said. "Aw, you'll get over it." Rigby waves his left paw dismissively. "I mean, if Pops wasn't so weird, he might have given us actual money." Mordecai said. "Totally." Rigby agreed. The three friends run off to show Benson The Power.

Benson is working at the shed. "Ugh..." he said. " Hey, Benson. Five, six, seven, eight." They do "The Power" dance for a third time. "What are you doing?" He asked the trio. They end their dance. "Give us a raise, loser." They quickly back up, afraid of how Benson will react. "You know, you guys have been working harder, I think you deserve a raise. We can negotiate your new rates later in the week, but for now, how's 20 bucks sound?" He hands (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby two 20 dollar bills. "Keep up the good work." He drives away in a cart. "Do you realize what this means?"

Rigby asked. "We can fix the hole?" (Y/n) asked. "No, we can do everything we ever wanted!" Rigby said. The trio use The Power to get a bunch of stuff, then they fly down and bump into Skips. "You guys shouldn't be doing what you just did." He said. "What, the flying or the hole?" Rigby asked. "What hole?" He asked. "Dude, get to The Power, he knows." Rigby said. "Knows what?" Skips asked. "Nothing Skips, uh, we were just getting back to work. Dude, kick it to max power." Mordecai said. Rigby turns on the keyboard, and (Y/n) panicked at this. "Wait, boys, don-" "Five, six, seven, eight! Using the Power in your face. Sending you back to your place. Don't look at our crotches while we synchronize our watches."

They press buttons on each other's watches. "Boop-boop-bweep—boop-boop-boo-bweep-bee-boo. Beep-beep-beep, beep-beep-beep, synchronized." They put on red sweaters. "Go away Skips, it's time for you to go away." They sung. "It's time for you to go to your room!" Mordecai said. "Yeah, Skips. It's time for you to go to the moon!" Rigby said. Skips disappears and (Y/n) gasps. "Where'd he go?" She asked. "Uh..." Rigby said. "Did you just send Skips to the moon?" (Y/n) asked angrily. "Isn't that what you said?" Rigby asked Mordecai. " No, room. I sent him to his room, not the moon, you idiot!" He replied. "Rigby you idiot! Wish him back!" (Y/n) shouted. "But it doesn't work that way." Rigby said. " What do you mean?" (Y/n) asked. "I can't see him, can I?" Rigby asked her. "Ugh, then we have to go get him." Mordecai said.

"But he's going to be pissed!" Rigby shouted. "Better than him being dead!" (Y/n) snapped. "Hey, hey have you three seen Skips?" Benson asked them. "Rigby sent him to the moon." Mordecai said. Rigby punches Mordecai, who then punches him. Rigby groans in pain. "Boys, stop it!" (Y/n) shouted angrily. "Wait, what?" Benson asked. "We accidentally sent Skips to the moon with this keyboard and now we have to get him back." Mordecai said, and Benson laughs. "Ooh, I love the moon." Pops said. "Come on, where's Skips?" Benson asked again.

"It's not a joke! We'll show you." (Y/n) said. "Come on, let's go! Jeez, you take forever." Rigby said. "Sorry, Pops had to go to the bathroom." Mordecai said. "Twice." (Y/n) said. "So what do we do?" Benson asked. "Don't worry, we got it." Mordecai said. He, (Y/n) and Rigby start playing the keyboard and singing. "Take us to the moon! Take us to the moon! Woah-oh! Won't you take us to the moon?" They sung, but nothing happens. "Ha-ha, very fun-" Benson began. The cart suddenly vanishes. Everyone in the cart screams as they're hurled through space. They crash-land on the moon. Everybody is heard coughing and moaning and Benson gets up. "What is all this junk?" He asked. An assortment of items are sitting before them. "Um, don't get mad at me guys, but, uh, I kinda sent a bunch of stuff to the moon while you guys were in the house." Rigby said.

~Flashback~

"A bunch of baby ducks. Send 'em to the moon. Soda machine that doesn't work. Send 'em to the moon." Rigby sung as he used The Power to send multiple items to the moon.

~Present~

"You IMBECILE! What else did you send?" (Y/n) asked, and Rigby flinches back from her outburst. Suddenly a Moon Monster appears, who is chasing Skips. "Look, it's Skips! There he is!" Pops said. "Oh great, it had to be a monster." Mordecai said. "What is that?" Benson asked, backing away. "Rigby, we'll go get Skips." (Y/n) said. "We'll pick you up." Mordecai said. "Ok, ok." Rigby, (Y/n) and Benson run towards Skips while holding The Power. "Pops, help me with this." Mordecai said, struggling to turn the cart right side up. "Let's go, let's go!" (Y/n) shouted. The Moon Monster, now in possession of Skips, roars. Rigby sets The Power down. "Come on!" Benson urged. "Give me a break, I have to come up with the words you know." Rigby counts on his fingers. "Ok, I got it." He begins playing The Power. "G-g-g-go away big monster go-go..." The Power begins to lose power. "No no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" Rigby panicked.

"What?" Benson asked. Rigby tries to play The Power, but it's unresponsive. "Dudes, I think the batteries just died." Rigby said. "What?!" Benson and (Y/n) asked. The Moon Monster closes in on (Y/n), Rigby and Benson. Mordecai and Pops have managed to turn the cart upright. "Hurry up dude!" Mordecai shouted. "The batteries are dead!" (Y/n) shouted to him. "What?!" He asked. Rigby recalls what he said about hamboning. 'Hamboning will save your LIVES someday. It'll be all like, "What? You're trying to mug me?" I'm telling you, dudes. HAAAMBONIIIING.' "I know what to do. Hold this." He hands The Power to (Y/n) and runs off towards the Moon Monster, who is about to eat Skips. "Nooo!" Rigby begins hamboning the monster, which distracts him. Skips escapes from the Moon Monster's grip, then runs and grabs Rigby just seconds before the Moon Monster tries to crush him with his fist. Skips, holding Rigby, runs up to the cart, which is being driven by Mordecai, along with Pops, (Y/n) and Benson. "WHOO!

HAAAMBONIIIING." Rigby said. Skips and Rigby jump onto the cart. "I can't believe you just did that." Mordecai said. The Moon Monster pursues the cart. "Use your keyboard!" Skips said. "The batteries are dead." (Y/n) said. Skips looks back at Monster, who is dangerously close by now. Skips punches through cart and pulls out a batch of power wires, which he plugs into The Power. "Play it!" Rigby quickly starts playing The Power. The Moon Monster reels back for a punch. "TAKE US HOME, TAKE US HOME, TAKE US ALL BACK HOME!" Everyone shouted.

They disappear mere seconds before the Moon Monster crushes the golf cart to pieces. Everyone screams as they're launched through space. They land in Mordecai and Rigby's room. All of the walls break apart and collapse, save for the hole Rigby and Mordecai made earlier. "Ha ha ha, we did it! Yeah!" Rigby triumphantly lifts The Power over his head, which Benson swiftly takes. "Hey, that's mine." Rigby said. "Nope, you sent him to the moon so the least you can do is give him your keyboard, right Skips?" Benson asked. "Right." Skips breaks

The Power with his knee. "Awwww." Mordecai & Rigby said. "And let's have it." Benson said. "Have what?" Rigby asked. "THE $60.00 YOU THREE CONNED OUT OF ME WITH THAT STUPID KEYBOARD CRAP! I know you still got it, now, give it back." Benson said. Rigby sighs. (Y/n), Rigby and Mordecai hand their 20 dollar bills back to Benson. "NOW CLEAN UP THIS MESS OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!! Ugh, can you believe this?" Benson asked. Benson, Pops and Skips leave the room, slamming the door on the way out. "Oh, dude, this sucks. The hole's still there. Do you think Benson noticed it?" Rigby asked. "No..." (Y/n) said sarcastically, rolling her eyes. Mordecai puts a poster over the hole. "He won't now." He said, and (Y/n) face palms. "Dude, you're a genius!" Rigby said, and the two high five.

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