(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby Down Under

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At Pops' House, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are repackaging some patio furniture. Mordecai puts a chair in a crate, and Rigby throws a chair at a side of a box. "I'm so tired and it's so early! I can't believe Benson is making us repackage all this patio furniture he just bought." Rigby said. "Maybe we shouldn't've stayed up 'til 4:00 A.M. last night." Mordecai said. "Ya think?" (Y/n) asked.

~Flashback~

Mordecai and Rigby are wearing football attire and playing football in the living room as (Y/n) watches. "Touchdown Thursday!" Mordecai and Rigby said. Rigby throws the ball to the ground and Mordecai waves a bag that said "Movie Shack Hut" on it. "Hut, hut! Hike! Go long, go long! Brock Stettman with the long bomb! Huh!" Mordecai said. He throws the ball to Rigby and he tries to catch it, but he lands on the table full of snacks on it, and the ball hits his stomach and flies past him.

~Flashback ends~

"Hehehehehe. Touchdown Thursday." The trio said, then sigh. "I wish it was Snoozing Saturday." (Y/n) said. "We can't work under these conditions. We need to take a nap." Rigby said. "But Benson'd fire us if he saw us sleeping on the job." (Y/n) said. "But what if we slept in the job?" Rigby asked. "Huh?" Mordecai asked. "Like.. right there. We can nap in this crate." Rigby said. "But is it safe?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah Rigby, I don't know if that's such a good idea..." (Y/n) said. "It's okay (Y/n),

I saw one of Pops' old movies once. It was called "Crabbot and Mostello Get Trapped in a Crate." Rigby said. "Auuh!" Mordecai said. "That's reassuring." (Y/n) said sarcastically. "But don't worry, though, they totally get out, but not before they meet the wolfman." Rigby said. "So tired! Let's just do it just for half an hour." Mordecai said. They get inside the crate, close the lid, giggle, and they start to fall asleep. The crate can be heard getting tossed into a truck, and into a plane that travels to some location, and gets tossed to the ground. The trio are still sleeping in a crate, then Mordecai wakes up. "Wha... Hehehehehe. The perfect crime." He opens the lid and drops it on the ground in the middle of a desert.

"Aaaaugh! It's too bright!" Rigby said. "Yeah close the box, dude..." (Y/n) said. "Aw, chunder! Another returned shipment?!" Bogan runs inside his house. "Rigby! (Y/n)!" Mordecai shouted. "What?" The duo asked. (Y/n) then realizes what's going on. "Mordecai, where are we?" She asked. A kangaroo and its two joeys jump past. Up in space, two astronauts in a spaceship look at the continent of Australia. "Hey, look, it's Australia." He said. Meanwhile Benson is in his office writing on a paper, then his phone rings and he answers it. "Hello, this is Benson." He said.

"Will you accept a collect call from.." The voice said. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are panicking through the phone. Benson sighs. "Accept." Benson said. "Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, Oh, my gosh! We're in trouble. Benson, we're in Australia!" (Y/n) shouted. "Haha, very funny, guys. Listen up, I missed you at work yesterday. If you don't come in Monday, don't bother coming in at all." Benson hangs up. "What did he say?" Rigby asked. "If we don't come in to work on Monday, we're fired." (Y/n) said. "Aw, man." Rigby said. "Dudes, come on. We got to get to an airport." Mordecai said. They walk to a pit stop called "Outback Joey's," where a muscular man named Angus is sitting down. "Hey, excuse me, is there an airport around here somewhere?" Mordecai asked. Angus speaks gibberish angrily, stabs a big soda can with his knife and drinks the soda.

"Uh, so you don't know where the airport is?" Rigby asked. "Ah, don't mind Angus, he's always mad. So how can I help you three?" Outback Joey asked, coming out of his shack. "We're just trying to find the nearest airport." (Y/n) said. "Airport, right. Nearest one's 300 clicks." He replied. "Clicks?" Mordecai asked. "Kilometers." (Y/n) said. "Oh!" Mordecai and Rigby said. "We call those miles." Rigby said. "Ah, yeah, I know Miles. He drives the bus. You could probably hop that to the airport," Joey checks his watch. "In about 15 minutes." He said. "Great! Just enough time for a soda."

Rigby jumps on a stool. "Joey?" He asked. "Certainly. Here you go, one can of fizzy." He gives Rigby a can of soda. "The Prime Minister will be returning to Australia tomorrow after his stomach surgery." An Australian news reporter said. Angus bangs his fists on the counter. "I'MA PUNCH THE PRIME MINISTER!!!!" He shouted. "I'll believe it when I see it." Joey said. "I will!" He leaves his seat. "Punch the Prime Minister?" Angus goes into the porta potty. "Oh!" Rigby said. "We call that going to the bathroom." Mordecai said. (Y/n) face palms. "No idiots, a prime minister is someone who's the head of an elected government." She corrected. "Oh..." the duo said. "Why would he want to punch that guy?" Rigby asked, and (Y/n) shrugs. "Beats me." Rigby starts drinking his soda.

14 Minutes Later...

Rigby is still drinking his soda while Mordecai waits anxiously, and then he finishes drinking. "Now I gotta punch the Prime Minister." Rigby joked, and (Y/n) snickers. Rigby goes to the porta potty as the bus arrives. "Aw, yeah! The bus. Rigby! Dude, come on, the bus is here." Mordecai said. "I'm not done punching the Prime Minister." Rigby said. Miles closes the bus door. "We gotta go! Rigby!" (Y/n) shouts as she bangs on the door. Mordecai runs to the bus. Rigby comes out. "Alright, alright. Whoa!" He said as (Y/n) grabs his right arm and runs after Mordecai as the bus leaves and they all run after the bus. "Dudes, there's no door!" Rigby shouted. "Hey! Hey, where's the door?!" Mordecai asked as he bangs on the window. "Door's on that side." Miles said.

"Great!" Rigby said. The bus speeds up, blowing dust on (Y/n), Mordecai on Rigby and they collapse on the road. "Great. Now what are we gonna do?" He looks at a sign that the airport is 300 kilometers. "Dude, the airport is 300 kilometers away." (Y/n) said. "That's only, like, 20 miles. Let's just walk it." Rigby said. "Alright, but I'm not giving either of you a piggy-back ride." Mordecai said as the trio get up.

"I'm not gonna ask for a piggy-back ride." Rigby said. "Yeah me either, that's weird." (Y/n) said. They start walking on foot to the airport as they continue their journey in dehydration as time goes by, and now they're walking through the desert as Mordecai is piggy-back holding Rigby. At night, they pass by some rocks with Australian art on them as the trio are exhausted from walking. "Must keep... going." (Y/n) said. "Can't loose..." Rigby said. '"our..." (Y/n) said. "Jobs." Mordecai said.

They collapse on the dirt as the trio begins to hallucinate. It starts with a koala playing a flute, then to a rock with (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby in Australian art and they're running away from a dingo, a snake and a spider, then they jump into the water, which is now in soda, then it continues with kangaroos digging with shovels, Mordecai juggling balls and Rigby and (Y/n) dancing, then they stop and hop out, then Benson's angry face appears as he is screaming and he becomes a didgeridoo as (Y/n),

Mordecai and Rigby run inside it while the Australian football team from earlier are running away from an emu, then an aborigine blows the didgeridoo, blowing (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby to Angus' fist where he raises it to punch the prime minister as (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby fall down and hit the same spot with the rocks and the hallucination ends, the next morning they wake up and see the same aborigine come up to them while whirling his bolas. Mordecai gasps. "An aborigine!" He said. The aborigine stops whirling his bolas and grabs his water bottle out of his bag. "Water!" Rigby said. The aborigine pours some on (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby's mouths as they cough.

"Thanks, man. Dude, we gotta get to the airport!" Mordecai said. The aborigine doesn't understand him. "Uh, airport!" (Y/n) said. The aborigine still doesn't understand. "Dudes, we're not getting through to him." Rigby said. He signal moves. "Need go city! Take us to road!" He said. The aborigine understands him and nods. "Yes!" The trio said. The aborigine leads them to find a road. "Perfect! We'll follow this guy to a road, hitch a ride to the city, hop on a plane, and, boom, back at work, baby!" Rigby said. "I hope so. I just wish we didn't have to stare at this guy's aboriginal butt the whole way."

(Y/n) said. They come to a road with a truck and two kangaroo wranglers eating. The trio gasp. "Yes!" They run down the hill to the wranglers. "Dudes, we need to get to the airport!" Mordecai said. The trio start begging at the wranglers. "Not a word. Can't make heads nor tails of what these blokes are sayin'." Weber said. "It's their unintelligible accents what's got me all a gum tree, eh? What's they sayin', Wally?" Luke asked. "Turn that gizmo off." Wally stops his cassette player and takes off his headphones. "These three chaps got lost in the outback and need a lift back to the airport. I think they may be chucking a sickie." Wally said. "Oh, yeah, we know what that's like." Weber said.

"Wait, you can speak English?" (Y/n) asked. "Majored in it. PHD, Cambridge." He takes off his nude pants. "You probably thought these were real, too. Nude pants. I'm looking for investors in the States. Email me." He gives Mordecai his card with his information and walks away. "Thanks, dude." Rigby said. "So, you blokes want a ride to the airport. You got any money?" Weber asked. "No." The trio said. " Got anything to trade?" Weber asked. "No." The trio said. "Well, can you at least sing us a bloomin' song?" Weber asked. The trio sigh. The wranglers start playing their didgeridoos as (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby start to sing their song.

(Song: Australian Rap by (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby)

Mordecai: Didgeridoo or didgeri-don't, Maybe we'll get home, and maybe we won't

Rigby: Napping in a crate, Workin' not concern me

(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby: Lost in the desert on a spiritual journey

(Y/n): So we give you this rhyme, And hope you'll be our chauffeur.

Rigby: 'Cause if you leave us here, We'll probably die of exposure.

Mordecai: Wigga, wigga

(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby: Die of exposure! Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm. Yeah!

"Didn't understand a word." Weber said. "But we appreciate it from a sonic level." Luke said. "Get in the back." Luke said. "Yes!" The trio said. "What do you guys haul, by the way?" (Y/n) asked. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are in the back of the truck with kangaroos staring angrily at them, then they punch (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby and hop on them, beating them up. "Hear something?" Luke asked.

"Yeah, the radio." He turns up the radio as they continue driving. At the airport they pull up, but the back door opens, letting the kangaroos out and (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby get out, looking beaten up. "Oh, no! Don't let the kangaroos out!" Weber shouted. "Oh, sorry, man!" Mordecai said. "Yeah, we gotta go!" Rigby said. "See ya!" (Y/n) said. They run into the airport. "The Prime Minister has just landed, and will be addressing his recent surgery momentarily." The reporter from before said. Angus drives and stops his car.

"Prime Minister. Gonna punch the Prime Minister." He said. "We need two tickets for your next flight to America." (Y/n) said. "Last flight of the day departs in an hour, arrives tomorrow at 9:00 AM." The ticket counter said. "Perfect!" Mordecai said. "And it looks like we still have a few seats available." She said. "Great!" Rigby said. "Right then, three tickets will bring your total to $2,400 US." She said. "Yikes..." (Y/n) said. "Aw, what?!" Mordecai and Rigby asked. "We don't have that kind of cash!"

(Y/n) said. "What are we gonna do?!" Rigby asked her. "It's the Prime Minister!" The Prime Minister and his guards appear as the news workers come up to him. "Mr. Prime Minister, Mr. Prime Minister! How was the surgery?" The reporter asked. "Absolutely bonzer, thanks for asking. Now, let me address some of my constituents' concerns head-on. Don't worry, your prime minister is still as sharp as the wily platypus, our national marsupial, and is coming back as strong as the mighty boomerang, our national weapon. In fact, if you could say I have a weak spot, it'll be the scar on my stomach." He shows the scar.

"There, I'm as weak as a naked baby Joey." He laughs. "Punch me there, and I'd probably die." The news crew laugh. "Who'd be mad enough to punch the Prime Minister?" The kangaroos hop towards the Prime Minister. "A roving band of mad kangaroos!" The reporter shouted. The news crew run away. "Protect the Prime Minister!" The kangaroos start punching the Prime Minister's guards. "Whoa!" The trio said. Angus appears running towards the Prime Minister as well. "Punch the Prime Minister! Punch the Prime Minister!" He shouted. "Uh oh..." (Y/n) said. Rigby gasps. "He's gonna punch the Prime Minister!" He shouted. They see the Australian football players coming in. "Come on!" (Y/n) said. The trio run towards the Australian football players as Rigby grabs the football from them and run back. "Oi!" They follow (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby in hot pursuit.

"Oi, oi, oi!" Angus stares angrily at the Prime Minister as the kangaroos continue to punch the Prime Minister's guards and the Australian football players continue to chase (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby with the football. "Oi, oi, oi!" The football players said. "Hut, hut, hike!" Mordecai said. Rigby gives Mordecai the football and he continues running. "Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi!" They push Rigby and (Y/n) out of the way and continue chasing Mordecai. "Stettman with the long bomb!"

He throws the ball with Stettman's long bomb move. "Hey! Prime Minister!" Angus raises his fist to punch the Prime Minister as his scar is still showing. "Noooooooooo! That'll kill me!" As Angus is about to punch the Prime Minister, the football hits Angus' helmet, causing him to miss, and punch himself in the face as the kangaroos hop away and Angus slides down the stairs. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and the football team gasp. "It's Angus!" The reporter said. "Still sore you lost the election, mate?" Another reporter asked, then they laugh.

"These three yanks just saved the Prime Minister!" Burke said. Woooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!" The trio said. Everyone in the airport cheers as two football players carry (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby to the stairs next to the Prime Minister. "Thank you three for saving my life. Now, tell me, to whom does all of Australia owe this unplayable debt of gratitude?" He asked. "I'm (Y/n)." (Y/n) said. "I'm Mordecai." Mordecai said. "Rigby." Rigby said. "Rigby, huh? Well, in honor of your heroism, let it be known from this day forth, rugby shall be renamed Rigby!" He said, and (Y/n) snickers. "Huzzah!" Everyone said. "Actually, I was the one who threw the life-saving football." Mordecai said.

"Well, we're not calling it Mordecai-by. That means going to the bathroom." Rigby smiles hilariously at this. "Or the ship name for Mordecai and Rigby." (Y/n) joked, and the duo look at her in shock and disgust. "What?!" They asked, and (Y/n) snickers again. The trio are now in the sky inside the plane. "Dudes, the Australian Prime Minister totally hooked us up!" Mordecai said. "See, I told you it was a good idea to take a nap in that crate." Rigby said. "Woooooaaaaaahhhh!!!"

The trio said. They start to sleep during the flight. Later (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are once again sleeping in the crate, then they wake up. "Huh?" (Y/n) asked. "This isn't first class!" Rigby said. "Wait, did you both have that same dream about Australia?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah, the aborigine?" Rigby asked. "The Prime Minister?" (Y/n) asked. "Me saving the Prime Minister?" Rigby asked. "Dudes, it was a dream, which means we totally got away with taking a nap in a crate!" Mordecai said. "Woooooaaaaaahhhh!!!" The trio said. They pop out of the crate, but the same kangaroo and its two joeys pass by them again to reveal they're in Australia for real and the trio scream.

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