Well our heros were sucked into a black void that transported them into a weird universe. Sonic and Shadow were amazed of the cool stuff they had . Sega games (of the GOOD Sonic games), Chillidogs, Sexy Chicks, Clubs, A bar and... People!
Sonic:"Wow Shadow! This is amazing! OMFG! Look at all the GOOD games starring me!"
Shadow:"Cool!.. Am I in those games?"
Sonic:"Uhhhhh...... sure.😅"
Shadow:"In that case... This place is Fuckking awesome!!!"
???:"Holt! You creature form another dimension!"
Both:"What?"0_0
Shadow:"Who R U?"
???:"Well I'm Icepix the hedgehog. And we welcome you both to our world...in peace... right? Anyway who are you mysterious travelers?"
Sonic:"I'm Sonic the hedgehog and I like Chillidogs, boobs, Sexy Ladies."
Shadow:"Well... I'm Shadow the hedgehog. The less fucked up version of Sonic. I am the ultimate life form and I like shooting stuff, killing eating pizza, and I have a motorcycle."
Icepix:"Well then... I'll show you around."
So our heroes met a new friend and is now going to eat.
Icepix:"are all of our friends. They live with us. Hey guys! I found travelers!"
All:"YAAAY!"
Icepix:"Hey why don't you sit with them?"
Sonic:"Sure."
So they sat with them.
Sonic:"So......... What R UR names?"
???:"I'm Reddy the Hedgie, cuz I'm red."
???:"I'm Crystal the hedgehog. I have Chaos power."
Shadow:"So do I."
???:" And I'm Purpleix the edkidna!"
Sonic:" You look a lot like my friend Knuckles."
Reddy:" So what's your story strangers?"😒
Sonic:"well... I'm Sonic the hedgehog! I'm the fastest and sexiest hedgehog ever!😀"
Reddy:" Well I'm the sexiest and strongest hedgehog!"
Sonic:😒
Shadow:" I'm Shadow the hedgehog, aka The ultimate life form. I was created by Dr. Gerald Robotnic."
Purpleix:"Kewl!"
Sonic:"So what you guys like to dooooooo."
Sonic sees sexy chicks.
Sonic:"Excuse me.... I'll be right back.*goes up to bitches* Hay gurl. I wanna squirtle them jiggypuffs.😏"
Chicks:"*slaps Sonic* WTF NO U Bish!"
Sonic:😏
Chicks:😒
Sonic:😏😏
Chicks:😑
Sonic:😏
Chicks:😈*walks away*
Sonic:" Oh did I'd gonna be fun."
Shadow:"Sanic! Where da Fack were you?"
Sonic:" I wuz lookin at something I REEEEALLY liked."
Shadow:*sighs and face palm*
So our heros decide to get something to eat.