(Hey guys! This was my first Sonic book and I made this book when I was like 11 on  BookWriter. So go on BookWriter and check out my other books I've planned to put on here. Also this book is very dirty and Enjoy! 😁)
One day Sonic was eating a Chillidog and Shadow was trying to grow a penis. Until.... A black void appeared and inhaled everything in its site.
Sonic:"Woah! What's going on?"
Sonic saw the portal and then the black void.. Sucked Sonic's Chillidog!... (Not his penis... His Chillidog he was eating)
Sonic:"Hey!.. That was my Chillidog!"
Then Shadow came
Shadow:"Sonic! What the hell is going on? Where did that black void come from?"
Sonic:*shirts*
Shadow:"Did you have anything to do with this?!"
Sonic:"No no!.... Why me?"
Shadow:"😑 remember the bar incident."
Sonic:"Hey! You were drunk too!"
Shadow:"But at least I don't go crazy and grab peoples gun and shoot people."
Sonic:"OK OK..but why me?"
Shadow:"Hmmm? OK. Right..so... What did you do yesterday?"
Sonic:"hmmmmmmmmm…
*Flashback*
Sliver:"WHY DO PEOPLE HATE ME! 😭"
Sonic:" Awww don't feel Sliver.. The fan base still idolize you."
Sliver:"yeah!*sniffs* but the Fan BASE SUCK ASS!"
Sonic:" true true..."
Sliver:"*drinks his 12th beer* Why do SEGA hate me!?"
Sonic:"They don't hate you... They hate me too... I mean look what they done to me."
Sliver:"Yeah...*sniff* "
Sonic:"Beside we love you*looks at read* right guys! :D"
You probably:" Yeah! XD....I guess"
Sliver:" Your right! I'm gonna whip Sega's fat ass and!"
Sonic:"umm.. Don't take it too far.. Hey why not press that "BLACK VOID" button?"
Sliver:"Yeah..*presses button* I feel so much better now."
*End of Flashback*
I helped Sliver with his drinking problem. :3"
Shadow:" OK... But Sonic! I worked so hard growing a penis and now.... I'll NEVER BECOME A MAN! 😭"
Sonic:"*notices the void getting bigger* Umm Shadow."
Shadow:" Sonic you will never understand how it feels like to not have a penis!"
Sonic:"SHADOW, THE FUCKKING VOID IS GROWING!"
Shadow:"Ahh!
Sonic:"My Chillidog! Come to papa!"
The got into the void and was never heard of again.

The End :3