Better Than Twilight

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White: *eating a cookie*

Ash: *wiggling his butt*

Serena: *nosebleeds*

Ryan: *facepalms*

Paul:....

Dawn:....

Misty:....

Iris:....

Drew:....

Bonnie and Clemont:......

Brock and Cilan:......

Sere:....WHAT IS EVERYONE SO QUIET ABOUT?!

Paul: This guy....

Dawn: Is t-twerki-*gets hit by a cookie in the face*

White: Don't say that word or Miley Cyrus would appear!

Ryan: But seriously? Ash?!

Serena: I think I will never think of you as the same person ever again....

Ash: Oh c'mon guys! It was just a joke!

Gary: Like you 😏😏

White: Speak for yourself Oak Wood

Gary: You're just jealous that I have friends!

White: Oh you mean imaginary ones? Don't worry, you'll probably meet someone in the afterlife.

Gary: Hey! Atleast I think they're real!

White: Good, because that'll be the only thing you would talking with for the next 24000 years.

Gary: You're mean! You used to be so quiet!!

White: Because I don't waste words for pathetic scums like you.

The rest: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ash: NOW THAT IS SAVAGE!!

Misty: Unlike you 😏😏

Ash: YOU WANNA MAKE ME WIGGLE MY BUTT AGAIN!? I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!

Serena: Oh Arceus no...

Dawn: SERENA HELP US!!

Bonnie: ONII-CHAN DO SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONCE WITH YOUR INVENTIONS AND STOP HIM!!

Clemont: THE FUTURE IS NOW THANKS TO SCIENCE!! CLEMONTIC GEAR ON!! I CALL THIS STOPASHFROMTWERKINGORELSEMILEYCYRUSWOULDAPPEAR V2!!

White: Well that was.......long..

Gary: *snickers* not as long as Rya-*gets hit by a bus*

Sere: STOP WITH THAT MEME!!

White: I knew it she would do that 😂😂

Iris: How?

White: Let's just say I'm psychic 😎😎

Serena: personally I prefer the don't fall in love with me 🙂🙂

White: Oh...WELL THAT AUTHOR IS A PIECE OF TURD!!

Sere: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! THAT AUTHOR IS YOU!! GAAAAHHH!!!! *leaves the room*

Ryan: Well...

White: Someone gonna flip a table or what?

Random reader: *flips a table*

White: Okay then *teleports Sere back*

Sere: OH ARCEUS DANGIT!!

White: Let's start with the dares!!

Ryan: But the twist are this are dares that We made :)

White: First dare is from Sere I dare for Serena to be a vampire for one whole chapter!

Serena: Well that thing is gonna get revived..

Misty: What do you mean?

Sere: You see back then there were tons of dares daring Serena to be a vampire and try not to drink anyone's blood.

Dawn: Oh, shall we revive that horrible meme?

Gary: WE SHALL!! HARAMBE AND VAMPIRES ARE LIKE GORILLAS IN TWILIGHT!!

Ash: What the absolute fuc-

White: OKAY THEN!! Serena in vampire mode in 3...2..1.....

Serena: Well that was anticlimactic

Drew: Really? You don't feel any bloodlust for any of us?

Serena: No, afterall, well from what I know vampires who desire someone can only be attracted on their scent.

Misty, Dawn, and May: Oh really~

Serena: Oh Arceus dangit..

Sere: *drags Ash infront of her*

Ash: Hey Serena!!

Serena: *feels the urge to drink blood* H-Hey Ash..

Ash: Remember that one time you kissed me before heading to Hoenn? Man I felt my blood rising up when you did that.

Serena: R-Really? I think I can help you w-with that 😆😆

Ash: What's wrong?

White: Hehehehe...

Ryan: Prez what are you laughing at?

White: If I tell you then it would be a spoiler for one of my books that includes vampire Serena 😋😋

Brock: Then that means..

Sere: LET SOME VAMPIRE ACTION/LOVING COMMENCE!!

Misty: Anyone wants popcorn?

The readers: SHHHHHHHHHHH WE WANNA WATCH!!

Dawn: I do!!

Paul: Ugh, I hate vampire movies...

May: But their soooo romantic!!

Drew: Whatever you say December

May: THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE!!

Sere: SHUT UP!!

Serena: St-Stay away from me...

Ash: Serena what's wrong!?

Serena: If you don't then I might...do something horrible!!!

Ash: Serena please let me help you!!

Serena: If I let you help me then I might bite you!!

Ash: I don't care!! I don't care what happens to me as long as your okay!!

The girls: AWWWWW~~

The guys: UHHHHGGGGGHHHH

The readers: THIS STORY IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT!!!

Ash: Please let me help you!

Serena: Ash....

Ash: I won't let you go no matter what Serena!!

Serena: *crying* Ash!! *runs at Ash and bites his neck*

White: And that my friends is how to make me feel satisfied 😎😎

Ryan: It was actually good wow!

Sere: Still better than twilight like Arceus yes!!

Ash: *hugs Serena*

Serena: *pulls back* OH NO I DRANK TOO MUCH!!

Ash: My last wish...

Serena: WHAT IS IT?!

Ash: Is too.....TWERK IT LIKE MILEY!!

Everyone else: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

White: AHHHHHH MAKE IT STOPPP!!! SERENAA!!

Serena: Ohhh!! I didn't know vampires have super strength and could run at the speed of sound!!

Sere: NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE INTRIGUED!! STOP HIM WILL YA?!

Ryan: I MIGHT HAVE A SOLUTION FOR THIS!!

Cilan: PLEASE DO IT!!

Clemont: I WISH I COULD RUN REALLY FAST!! AWAY FROM HIM!!

Ash: HEY!! I'M NOT THAT BAD!!

Everyone: YES YOU ARE!!

Ash: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS I HAVE A BIG BUTT!!

Serena: Oh Arceus *hits his head*

Ash: *ded*

Ryan: *revives him*

Ash: What happened?

Gary: Nothing.

Ash: Okay ☺☺

Serena: Wait!! Ash do you remember what you said awhile ago?!

Ash: No..

Serena and the girls: NOOOOOO!!!!

White: *sighs* curse that moment..

Ryan: But Prez that was hilarious!

White: I know..

Ryan: Come on cheer up alright? I'll buy you some ice cream :)

White: Really? *with puppy eyes*

Ryan: Yes 😊😊

White: I love you Ryan bear~

The girls: AWWWWWWW 😍😍😍

The guys except Ash: *mumbles* Lucky guy...

Ash: I'm hungry...

Serena: Oh Ashie~

Ash: Yes?

Serena: Can you tell me what's your bloodtype~

Ash: Why?

Serena: So I know what blood I would be sucking~

White: OH GAWD SHE GOT ADDICTED!!

Sere: SOMEONE BRING ME THE HOLY WATER!!

The girls: AND ONIONS!!

Serena: But I'm allergic to onions..

Ryan: *pats Serena's shoulder* Better start running then

Serena: Well...BYEE!!

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