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White: WELCOME TO-wait what was I suppose I say again?

Ryan: Uhh, welcome to truth or dare?

White: Too overused and cliché

Sere: But you always say that...

Ryan: That means..

Sere and Ryan: You're overused and cliché

White: Exactly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*Beep*

Serena: *gangster mode* Hey carrot face

Misty: It's carrot head-I MEAN MISTY!!

Serena: Too late already recorded it *plays the tape over and over again*

Misty: I'M GONNA KILL YOU SOMEDAY!!

Serena: Try me b*tch

*Beep*

White: I need a stronger PG system...

Ryan: Prez, we don't have a system..in fact the PG book is a potato..

White: Yes! A potato that is keeping us safe from them

Ryan: *shivers*

The readers: Ship...ship...ship...

*Beep*

Ash: I'm hungry

White: Me too..

Ryan and Serena: * a light bulb appears*

*ten minutes later*

Ryan and Serena: Ta da!!

Ash: WOW!! THANKS SERENA!!

White: Ryan you cooked this for me?

Serena: You're welcome!

Ryan: Yep!!

White: Umm..I'll pass

Ryan: WHAT?!

Sere: Geez, even White knows you're a terrible cook..

White: *mumbles* atleast his a good kisser-I mean guy

*Beep*

Iris: What's Harambe?

Gary: O.M.G

Misty: Here we go again...

Gary: HARAMBEISTHEBESTLIKENOONEEVERWASLIKEHEISBAEANDGODTHATNOONECOUKDEVENOUTMATCHHIM-

*15 hours later*

Gary: AND THAT'S WHY HE IS THE BEST!!

The crew and admins: *sleeping*

Gary: HEY!!

*Beep*

Drew: *pulls out a rose somewhere randomly* Here you go May

May: Do you get your roses from your a$$ or something?

Drew: ....Maybe....

May:.........Oh! I thought it was worse than that! Hahaha!! That's cool!!

Paul: That's just gross..

Dawn: Oh it's not like you don't do that!!

Paul: I don't pick any roses up on my....

Dawn: I meant another thing 😏😏

Paul: You perverted minded troublesome..

Dawn: I love you too Paulie~

*Beep*

White: ICE CREAM!!

May: RAMEN!!

White and May: WE LOVE YOU!!!

Ryan: Ice Cream how dare you steal my woman...

Drew: Mine too...

Bonnie: *LE GASPS* YOU LOVE MAY DREW?!

Drew: No, I love Ramen 😂😂

*Beep*

Ryan: Prez do you like me?

White: No

The readers and the rest of the crew: OH MER GERD IT'S THE END OF THE WURLD!!!! TO SPACE AND NARNIA!! *leaves*

Ryan: Prez....

White: Let me finish people 😐😐

Ryan: 😢😢😢😢😢

White: The reason why I don't like you is..

Ryan: Is?

White: Because I love my Ryan bear~

Ryan: Prez!!?

The readers: SHE NOT DENSE?! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!!?

*Beep*

Serena: Bonnie!!

Bonnie: ONEE-CHAN!!

Clemont: WHAT?!

Serena: I LOVE YOU!!

Bonnie: ME TOO ONEE-CHAN!!

Clemont: EEHHHHHHH?!?!?! WHAT AM I CHOP LIVER?!

White: Apparently you are

Clemont: *mumbles* I should have wished for a baby brother instead

Sere: OH HE** NO!!! OFF WITH THE READERS ONCE MORE!!

Readers: BONNIE KNOWS BEST!!!

Clemont: F M L!!

Ryan: *Facepalm*

White: What happened?

Ash: I don't know..

*Beep*

Gary: OMG HARAMBE IS ALIVEEE!!!

White: Oh I'm sorry, I was looking for my non existent caring about what you say every single time you talk. It seems seems it's not here.

Gary: I love you too~

White: Say that to Misty you pathetic excuse of a human being

Dawn and Iris: OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Beep*

Serena: *in a squeaky voice* I'm White, I'm dense as a f***ing rock and I love to smudge Ice Cream all over me HUUUHH

Bonnie: I'm Sere and I fangirl everytime I see Yvonneshipping or Amourshipping HUUUUHHHH

White: Oh yeah?

Sere: Well we can play that game too!!

White and Sere: I'M SERENA AND BONNIE AND WE BOTH HAVE NO LOVE LIVES!! HUUUUUHHHHHHH

Serena: Welp

Bonnie: GAME ON!!

Ash, Clemont, and Ryan: *facepalm*

*Beep*

Cilan: IT'S COOKING TIME!!

Sere: F*CK THIS SH*T I'M OUT!!

White: DERP DERP DERP!!

Bonnie: What does that mean?

Ryan: *covers Bonnie's ears* No...just don't

*Beep*

*inside the closet*

Gary: Hey Ashy boy~

Ash: What?

Gary: I love you

Ash: The f*ck?! No Homo!! NOO HOMO!!!

*outside the closet*

White: Ryan what's ho-

Ryan: No!

Sere: You and your innocence must not be tainted!!!!






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