Luigi: This song is for my beautiful wife, a surprise for our first anniversary.

[Cut to Daisy with a happy look on her face.]

Luigi: I love you Daisy. *starts strumming his guitar as he begins to sing his song.*

Luigi: ♫I love you. ♫

Luigi: ♫More than the brimstone loves the fire.♫

Luigi: ♫More than Beelze loves her bub♫

Luigi: ♫More than a maggot loves gangrenes stubs♫

[During the song, everyone looks with a confused look on their face. Daisy is just touched by the song playing, and Hellen looks at jet companion hidden in the shadows with a smug look while his companion glares.]

Luigi: ♫You make my spirit sing♫

Luigi: ♫Yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell♫

Luigi: ♫Our love is a story sweet to tell♫

Luigi: ♫Yeah, you cast a special Satanic spell♫

Luigi: ♫Over my heart♫

[The smoke machines activates, hitting Daisy directly. The scene is full of pink smoke and hearts only surrounding Luigi and Daisy.]

Luigi: ♫Love is a journey we decided to start♫

Luigi: ♫Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart♫

Luigi:♫I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you♫

[Singing the same line over and over, this is drowned by Hellen and king boo saying the same thing over him. Their silhouettes are shown laughing right behind his back. They appear from the smoke.]

King boo: ♫You singing love songs in my lustful lounge?♫

Hellen: ♫king boo's ain't the place for sentimental sounds!♫

King boo: ♫What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?♫

Hellen: ♫Your ghost host, king boo, the ghost of lu-u-u-u-u-ust!♫

King boo: ♫Give me a thrust! ♫

[Hellen makes trumpet sounds]

King boo: ♫Show me some lust! ♫

[hellen trumpets, again.]

King boo: ♫From the groin to the bust! In desire we trust, in the House of ghost♫

Hellen: *vocalizing, again* Trumpet! Hah!

King boo: ♫Little plumber, you came here to sing your serenade♫

King boo: ♫Perform your feelings on a velvety stage♫

King boo: ♫Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts♫

Hellen: ♫Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!♫

King boo: ♫You wanna hang around this lustful town?♫

King boo: ♫Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around! ♫

King boo ♫Here we sing about wants and desires♫

Hellen: ♫Depravity, savagery, loins hotter than fire!♫

King boo: ♫So, give me a thrust♫

King boo: ♫Show me some lu-u-u-u-ust♫

King boo: ♫From the groin to the bust, Little plumber, you just must♫

King boo: ♫In the House of Asmodeus♫

King boo: ♫Come on, sing us a so-o-o-o-ong!♫

[king boo dances on a pole while Hellen throws money on him]

King boo: ♫Make sure the subject is getting it on♫

King boo: ♫Make it graphic and tantrically long♫

Hellen: ♫Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "schlong"!♫

King boo: ♫Go ahead, your mic's on! ♫

[Luigi nervously continues his part of the song. He strums his guitar once more quietly.]

Luigi: ♫I want to...♫

Hellen: Yeah, what do you want? Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage?

Luigi: ♫Make gentle love to you♫

[king boo and Hellen are not pleased with the response he gave.]

King boo: Ugh!

King boo: ♫What a limp-dick plumber, you're really killing the vibe♫

King boo: ♫Get a load of this dweeb and his unsatisfied bride!♫

[The audience make fun of Luigi, until the song is interrupted by bowser speaking up.]

Bowser: Hey, now. I've watched those two kiss many times.

[Luigi is surprised to find bowser here.]

Luigi: What?! Bowser?!

Bowser: And, honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciting.

[Luigi has a disgusted look on his face. Hellen pops in]

King boo: ♫Is that bowser? So, you're showing your face?!♫

King boo: ♫Hey, everybody! This guy's a total disgrace!♫

King boo: ♫Some nerve you've got to comment on a relationship♫

King boo: ♫Last I checked, your love life is a pile of shit!♫

[bowser appears behind the two with the spotlight on her.]

phiariah: Oh, bowser?

phiariah: ♫I used to date him (date him, date him!)♫

Bowser: *annoyed* Oh, phiariah, you're here.

phiariah: ♫I'd stroke and I'd fellate him (fellate him, fellate him!)♫

phiariah: ♫Yeah, but when it was my turn (my turn, my turn!)♫

phiariah: ♫He did no reciprocatin' (what a dick bag!)♫

phiariah: ♫A selfish koopa in the sheets♫

[phiariah backs bowser against the wall both glaring at each other

phiariah: ♫And just as bad in the streets♫

phiariah: ♫A reckless, heartbreaking freak!♫

King boo: ♫Who's that at the table? Is your date a a human girl?♫

[hellen gets a closer look at Sophia.]

King boo: ♫Sophia, is that you?♫

Nitendo character: Are you sleepin' with the king of koopas?!

King boo: ♫Wooo! My dear girl, how the mighty do fall, a king with a mighty roar♫

King boo: ♫bowser You used to have a smoking wife, kids, you had a kingdom, an army, you had it all♫

Illusions of phiariah and the koopalings appear before her, until they walk away and disappear, leaving only Sophia in front of him.

King boo: ♫I hope you didn't give it up. So, you and her could get it on♫

[biwser and Sophia look away from each other in shame]

King boo: ♫You sold your kingdom for a human!♫

King boo: ♫Now, that's the spirit of lu-u-u-ust!♫

King boo: ♫Grab your groin or a bust♫

King boo: ♫Prepare to get your hair mussed♫

King boo: ♫Pretend you don't see that crust♫

King boo: ♫Hump 'til your junk turns to dust!♫

King boo and Hellen: ♫In the House of kingggggggg--boo!♫