"Oh Shizu~Chan! Come and get me~"

"IIIIZZZZZAAAAAYYYYYAAAA!!!"

Up down over aaaaannnnnddd out! Hah! Take that you mo-

"Gya!!!! Heh looks like you got me monster! Welp look at the time! See ya!"

"Get back here flea!"

I jumped over him and retreated to a more populated area. Moving threw the crowd at high speeds, but I knew this cover won't last. Everyone knows about us and knew better than to stand in the monsters way.

So I took a detor! Using the crowd as cover I went into a narrow alley way. One that Shizuo couldn't pass. Heh his body was to big to go threw here. Fatty Shizu~chan~

Oh! And here is the exit. Man I really didn't expect him to actually hit me. Most of the time he's off mark. And even if he swings at me I usually just doge.... Man wow I should get this treated. I wonder if Namie will treat me... naw she's off today. Looks like a good band aid would work.

"IIIIZZZAAAYYYAA!"

Well shit.

O, Hello flying fending machine. Could you perhaps have any pillows in you? No? Well I better run then.

"Shizu~Chan! I'm touched that you would chase me with such passion~."

"You bastered! Get back here!"

"Noooo~ S-shizu~ I'm not ready for that yet~"

"DIE!!!"

I jumped over and doged all of the random pieces of property that he would throw at me. There were a few close calls thanks to the injery but I managed to get out of it unscathed.

"Sorry monster~! I have to go~"

I ran over and used the ladders to get into higher ground. Once I made it to the roof I kept running and jumping to the other roofs. There was a jump... It was to long but the stupid monster was on my heals.

I took a deep breath in and waited for the monster to throw something random at me. And to my luck, he threw a large metal thing. I jumped up and used it as a boost. And my stupid plan actually worked, but a sharp pain shot threw my foot. I continued to run once I landed at the other end.

"IZZZAAAAYYYYAAAA! GET BACK HERE YOU FLEA!!!"

I smirked as I waved. Kissing my hand and threw it at him. He ran the other direction. Trying to get away from the kiss.

Aww that hurts Shizu~chaaannnn~ but I guess that hate is mutual you monster.

I entered the apartment building. Limping slightly. A woman with a green hood past me, not saying sorry as she rushed down the stairs.... strange woman.

Wow rude~ I wonder how she would feel if I played with her a little bit. She seems depressed enough~ the poor girl was crying after all~ and she looked so young to. Maybe 20~?

"Whaaaaa!"

"What the fuck! Who the hell put a baby in front of my door!?"

I looked at the small infant... It's eyes were closed and his hair was a chocolate brown color. His skin was as light as mine and... a note was sitting next to him. Feminine hand writing was seen on the outside. I slowly picked up the letter and began to read it.

'Dear Izaya

Thanks to you I got pregnant and was forced to bear your bastered child for 9 months. I even kept him for an extra 3 just so you could take care of him and NOT kill your own son right away.

Now to the point of this. Take care of your child! His name is Rin and he is 3 months old. He has your last name and needs a father's care. If I had a girl I would have taken care of her on my own. But he is your problem now...

I know my words are crude but I'm writing this well being pissed so just deal with it... but in all seriousness... I love this child, but I have been backed into a corner... I won't be alive anymore so suck it up and take car of Rin.

From
Menshu Ijoa'

... And just like that I became a father.