"Namie~ go buy what's on this list please~"

"..."

She just left... talk about boring. It would be waaaayyy better if she talked back.

"BOBOBO!"

"Jeeezzzeee okay Rin. The bottle is ready~"

... it's still hard to believe... but this information is correct. After looking into the data files about his mother I found the blood test results for him. The mother was a... prostitute and killed herself inside her own run down apartment.

Seriously that place was a dump! Even when people tried to tidy it up after her incident.

The place was a one room apartment with a small tub and toilet. There was no sink so you probably had to use the one in the kitchen. No bedrooms what so ever, so I'm guessing she slept on the couch. The kitchen didn't even have a proper stove. There was a small plug in electric stove by the sink (at least she had SOMETHING).

Beer cans littered on the floor with weird looking stains everywhere. A small crib that most likely belonged to a baby doll was in the corner by the heater. And furthest from the window...

... I'm... you know... I would have at least gave you money to live off of and take care of the kid. I'm not that evil to throw away my own child...

After all my child is of godly blood...

Actually if that prostitute had my kid then what if there were others?... I don't remember doing any other... prostitute. There was only one...

I was pissed off that day so I wanted to let of some steam.

'Why do i feel someone judging me?'

"Muuuuuuu!"

"Ow ow ow! Okay okay I got it. Jeezzee."

He looked satisfied when I gave him the bottle. I couldn't help but roll my eyes and look around.

This morning the neighbor saw that I had a baby so they just jumped into my life and helped with things I didn't understand. Like the diper thing...

Well they have 3 kids. 1 is already a teen and he majors in art. The middle child of theirs is a middle schooler. She's a hardcore BL fan... and lastly is the baby. He's around 5 months old.

"Hey~ be good okay? I have to Finnish up my work~ ooookkkaaaay~?"

Just when I was about put him down, a loud bang was heard threw out the building. I jumped and gasped at the sudden sound, turning my head to the door.

"IIIIZZZZAAAYYYAAA! OPEN THE GOD DAMD DOOR!"

"Wha-"

"Shhhh it's alright it's alright just... let me handle it and stay here."

He calmed down slowly as I walked into my bedroom using my pillows as a make shift bed.

Leaving the room, I quietly closed the door...

I took a deep breath in.

"I WILL BREAK THIS DOOR DOWN IZAYA!"

"Ah! Don't be so rude Shizu~Chan! This door is expensive you know~"

After all in this past week I had to buy soo much things. Especially the college fund thing(you know like early funding thing... for baby's to have a good college life when the come of age?) . I got a little exsited and loaded it.

"What the hell have you been doing!? What are you up to flea."

"I just didn't have any free time Shizu~chan~"

"I ASKED WHAT YOU WERE DOING FLEA!"

He grabbed the coffee table and was about to throw it. I took a quick breath and grabbed his arm. I hissed slightly.

"You know it's hard to run with a sprained ankle!"

"Get off me flea!"

I was hit off to the side, I smirked at him. But on the inside I felt... scared.

'What the hell am I supposed to do!? What if he discovers Rin!?'

Izaya's imagination

"So this is your son flea? Tch."

He picked up the small baby and gave me a hard glare. I took a step back, only to have my body kicked to the window. A large spiderweb crack formed around my shaking form.

"Like hell I'll believe that. Die you fucking flea!"

I was kicked out of the window. Plummeting to my death...

Bad outcome

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That is something I don't want to ever happen or even think about.

"So rude~ but in all seriousness... did you come here since you were worried~"

*cue wiggly eyebrows and a little leg rub on the ground. 

He turned around. Clenching his fist. His shoulders were shaking... was he laughing at me... or was he pissed?

"Whaaaaaaaaaa!"

"What the hell was that?"

I grabbed his arm and tried to stop him.  
But his monstrous strength stoped me from doing anything.

"Stay away from that room Shizuo!"

He seemed to have freezed for a second only to continue and force his way into my room. He saw my baby covered with soft blankets. A diaper bag and and multiple infant bottle packages were laid down on the dresser.

"... what is this."

"Get out!! This is trespassing y-"

I hit up against the wall. His hand againced my neck.  I coughed, trying to get back the air I lost.

"Why the hell do you have a baby here!? Do you think that kidnapping is okay!? Oh wait your Izaya! A fucking terrible pers-"

"He's my son!"

I coughed out weakly as I tried to remove his powerful grip. Once it loosened I ran over to Rin and stood firmly well glaring at my enemy.

"Y-your a fucking father!?"

I collected my thoughts and forced myself to calm down. I looked up at him and smirked. Hiding the fear threw a mask.

"Of course Shizu~Chan. Look his name is Rin you know~ he's 3 months old~"

"Where's the mom?"

"She is no longer with the living~"

"Y-you bastered! You killed your own lover!"

"Tch tch. Wrong Shizu~Chan. But this is my personal problem~ so no need to get into it~"

"God dammit Flea! It is my problem! I can't orphan a baby!"

"Whaaa!"

I looked back and noticed that Rin was struggling to get out of the crib of blankets. I sighed and picked him up, glancing at the monster with a slight glare. I could still feel cold sweat dripping down my spine.

"Sorry Shizu~Chan, I'm to busy to play with you"

"Grrrrr!"

He stomped put of the room. I heard the door slam. Startling Rin, making him cry.

"Stupid ass monster... Doesn't he know how to be quiet?" 

The small infant looked up into my eyes. He slowly started to calm down and held out a hand. I put my face closer to his, letting him grab my nose. I felt a smile slowly form on my face.

"Hey at least i wasn't killed. And you heard what he said before. 'I won't orphan a baby' or something like that... Pft!"

Rin Grab his own nose and tried to wiggle it. I just watched as he cringed and looked at my with eyes full of confusion and a bit of pain. I got up and rolled my eyes, still holding him close to my slightly shaking form.

Shizu~chan Suuuurre is scary~

"Lets go on a walk. Since Shizu~chan won't attack us~"

Those words would have comforted anyone....

But to me...

it ment that he would do somthing that I couldn't even predict.

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Sorry for being so late! I just did a few final touch ups before I published it so please don't hate me too much! Thanks for reading! 😄