Aries: *scoff* yeah, I guess I'm sorry...

Taurus: lol oops

Gemini: oh man I'm so deeply offended that I even thought about hurting someone like you that is SUCH A MASSIVE PISSBABY! CALM DOWN!

Cancer: *literally repeats "I'm sorry" for thirteen years straight

Leo: What the fuck?? I don't have anything to apologise for!!

Virgo: ugh I'm so sorry. I just want, so badly, to covey to you that I apologise

Libra: I'm sorry but I want you to know that I was right

Scorpio: I'm shit and you need to wipe me from your ass to be free of me

Sagittarius: oh shit, I did that? Sorry mate

Capricorn: *doesn't apologize for anything ever*

Aquarius: they never do anything wrong tbh

Pisces: I'M SO SO SO SOOOOO SORRY!!!ARE YOU HURT?? HOW CAN I NOT CARE FOR YOU? I'M THE DIRT UNDER YOUR SHOE! I'M SO SORRY!

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