Aries: I bet I could be a better Lucifer than you

Taurus: I don't want anything to do with you, please leave

Gemini: This is just like that one episode of American Horror Story

Cancer: Please leave my family alone

Leo: Want to be mutuals?

Virgo: This is just like that one episode of Supernatural!

Libra: *shrinks away in the corner*

Scorpio: I think I've known you all my life

Sagittarius: *tries to find out something positive about the situation*

Capricorn: Why are you here? What are you?

Aquarius: Can I be the queen of hell? *Winky face*

Pisces: *throws kawaii posters and anime figures at him*

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