Aries: They are not

Taurus: Family said dinner was ready but they lied

Gemini: Got shit on by a bird

Cancer: They just felt like it

Leo: Their hair got wet

Virgo: Everyone's so stupid that it's making them cry

Libra: The nutella jar was empty

Scorpio: Going through an emo phase

Sagittarius: Allergies

Capricorn: Accidentally opened the front camera

Aquarius: Who knows...

Pisces: Because their favourite character died

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